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(IGN)   Hawkeye: No longer the most boring Avenger   (ign.com) divider line
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2021-11-25 5:56:41 AM  
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2021-11-25 6:07:25 AM  
She steals the show, but it was boring overall so far.
 
2021-11-25 6:08:49 AM  

Leader O'Cola: She steals the show, but it was boring overall so far.


Your comment was ok but useless
 
2021-11-25 6:11:30 AM  
I'm hooked. Ready to see Barton finally retire so he can get back to remodeling the house. Unless, of course, Nat's sister takes him out first. I'd much rather have him live, so Disney+ can get one more series of of him.  "This Old House with Clint Barton"
 
2021-11-25 6:19:09 AM  
So he quits the Avengers? Spoiler alert!
 
2021-11-25 6:37:50 AM  
Hailee is just fantastic in this. She really is a natural.
 
2021-11-25 6:48:48 AM  
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2021-11-25 6:59:30 AM  

Leader O'Cola: She steals the show, but it was boring overall so far.


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2021-11-25 6:59:35 AM  
It was like watching fan fiction that Kate's rich family paid for her to be in. She's a ridiculous character. Master archer, fencer, gymnast, martial artist. Mary Sue.
No story lines are being advanced. It's not entertaining.
 
2021-11-25 7:21:29 AM  
watched it last night with my daughter and we loved it.
 
2021-11-25 7:32:47 AM  
I'm liking it so far.  Feels like one of the better Marvel Netflix shows back when they were a thing.
 
2021-11-25 7:39:52 AM  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: It was like watching fan fiction that Kate's rich family paid for her to be in. She's a ridiculous character. Master archer, fencer, gymnast, martial artist. Mary Sue.
No story lines are being advanced. It's not entertaining.


The MCU found its Oliver Queen.
 
2021-11-25 7:41:44 AM  

FriarReb98: Hailee is just fantastic in this. She really is a natural.


Watch True Blood, the 2010 version. Then lead a mob to Natalie Portman's place demanding she give Hailee back her Oscar.
 
2021-11-25 7:44:12 AM  
Spawn_of_Cthulhu:

So is Clint, so my question is so what, is it because she a vagina instead of a penis?
 
2021-11-25 7:52:35 AM  

AuralArgument: Spawn_of_Cthulhu:

So is Clint, so my question is so what, is it because she a vagina instead of a penis?


Both sides are bad, so vote DC.
 
2021-11-25 7:59:39 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: FriarReb98: Hailee is just fantastic in this. She really is a natural.

Watch True Blood, the 2010 version. Then lead a mob to Natalie Portman's place demanding she give Hailee back her Oscar.


She really edged out Robert Pattinson for best sparkly vampire that year.
 
2021-11-25 8:02:03 AM  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: It was like watching fan fiction that Kate's rich family paid for her to be in. She's a ridiculous character. Master archer, fencer, gymnast, martial artist. Mary Sue.
No story lines are being advanced. It's not entertaining.


Number one, clearly you've not watched any other Marvel Disney show, because the plot is usually hinted at but never really developed until the third episode.

Number two, and way the fark more importantly, is that whiners like you that spit out cliche shiat like "Mary Sue" and "fan fiction" are what's ruining the experience for everyone else. We get it, you're miserable and are literally only watching so you can complain about the BELIEVABILITY OF A GODDAMNED COMIC BOOK ADAPTATION.  You are what's wrong with fandom.

In summary,
The Simpsons - Itchy & Scratchy focus group
Youtube yGsHq-mZI8U
 
2021-11-25 8:02:09 AM  
I was entertained. No mystical death tornados, Tony Dalton and Vera Farmiga chewing scenery, Hailee acting circles around Jeremy Renner, and apparently Florence Pugh is showing up for the rest of the season, starting next week.
 
2021-11-25 8:06:31 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: FriarReb98: Hailee is just fantastic in this. She really is a natural.

Watch True Blood, the 2010 version. Then lead a mob to Natalie Portman's place demanding she give Hailee back her Oscar.


You mean True Grit.
 
2021-11-25 8:07:14 AM  

AuralArgument: Spawn_of_Cthulhu:

So is Clint, so my question is so what, is it because she a vagina instead of a penis?


He's already canon.  I didn't say I liked him as a character.  The most interesting parts of the show were the meta ones where they talked about his image problem. He is boring but I can believe someone can be a good archer.
She is unrealistic with the amount of training in multiple disciplines she supposedly has at her age.  Even if she was a college age boy she would be unrealistic and annoying.

/I'm female
 
2021-11-25 8:08:09 AM  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: AuralArgument: Spawn_of_Cthulhu:

So is Clint, so my question is so what, is it because she a vagina instead of a penis?

He's already canon.  I didn't say I liked him as a character.  The most interesting parts of the show were the meta ones where they talked about his image problem. He is boring but I can believe someone can be a good archer.
She is unrealistic with the amount of training in multiple disciplines she supposedly has at her age.  Even if she was a college age boy she would be unrealistic and annoying.

/I'm female


You're unrealistic and annoying.
 
2021-11-25 8:12:29 AM  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: It was like watching fan fiction that Kate's rich family paid for her to be in. She's a ridiculous character. Master archer, fencer, gymnast, martial artist. Mary Sue.
No story lines are being advanced. It's not entertaining.


A young woman I know in real life speaks seven languages, was recognized in her home country for ballet and figure skating, worked as a travel writer and freelance journalist across South America, hung around with Brazilian Instagram stars in her free time and just recently started medical school in the USA. It's amazing how accomplished you can be when you just don't ever have to worry about money.
 
2021-11-25 8:15:35 AM  

whosits_112: You mean True Grit.


Was gonna say but I had that moment of wondering if I missed something. And yes, I own both True Grits, and she was awesome in hers.
 
2021-11-25 8:19:46 AM  
Nah, he's still the most boring Avenger.
 
2021-11-25 8:23:11 AM  
The headline lies. Clint is still the most boring Avenger and the most useless. He can't even do a decent hair flip, for crying out loud.
 
2021-11-25 8:25:38 AM  
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2021-11-25 8:27:54 AM  
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2021-11-25 8:28:13 AM  
The first two episodes are always meh.  I expect things to get really good starting next week.  I really hate the the whole 'I'm not going to tell you what happened but I'll dance around it' bullshiat that the writers do but I realize they need to stretch things out for 8 episodes.  If they came right out and said what was going on the show would last two episodes and we'd be doing something else instead of looking for more things to watch.
 
2021-11-25 8:38:57 AM  

whosits_112: OtherLittleGuy: FriarReb98: Hailee is just fantastic in this. She really is a natural.

Watch True Blood, the 2010 version. Then lead a mob to Natalie Portman's place demanding she give Hailee back her Oscar.

You mean True Grit.


Dammit! I need coffee......
 
2021-11-25 8:41:17 AM  

likefunbutnot: Spawn_of_Cthulhu: It was like watching fan fiction that Kate's rich family paid for her to be in. She's a ridiculous character. Master archer, fencer, gymnast, martial artist. Mary Sue.
No story lines are being advanced. It's not entertaining.

A young woman I know in real life speaks seven languages, was recognized in her home country for ballet and figure skating, worked as a travel writer and freelance journalist across South America, hung around with Brazilian Instagram stars in her free time and just recently started medical school in the USA. It's amazing how accomplished you can be when you just don't ever have to worry about money.


I find the young woman you mentioned Unrealistic and Annoying.

/s
 
2021-11-25 8:42:05 AM  
He better make it home for Christmas
 
2021-11-25 8:59:03 AM  
The one thing that bothered me was the Broadway actors outfit in the Rogers Musical. I don't recall Hawkeye ever wearing purple but that's what the actor was wearing. I understand it's a callback to the comics but the joke doesn't make sense in real life.

Unless the joke is that the Hawkeye is so unpopular that people don't remember the color of his outfit?
 
2021-11-25 9:05:11 AM  

Spawn_of_Cthulhu: AuralArgument: Spawn_of_Cthulhu:

So is Clint, so my question is so what, is it because she a vagina instead of a penis?

He's already canon.  I didn't say I liked him as a character.  The most interesting parts of the show were the meta ones where they talked about his image problem. He is boring but I can believe someone can be a good archer.
She is unrealistic with the amount of training in multiple disciplines she supposedly has at her age.  Even if she was a college age boy she would be unrealistic and annoying.

/I'm female


Everything about her shown in the show is actually downplayed from the comic, where her family isn't wealthy(?) but WEALTHY!!! and she doesn't just train obsessively, she's near extremely talented before she even starts.

/That said, her characterization makes her the best Hawkeye.
//Wants a Kate Bishop, Gwen Poole, Quinten Quire West Coast Avengers show.
///With Jeff!
 
2021-11-25 9:10:23 AM  
I've seen the first two episodes with the wife yesterday, we both liked the shows so far. :)
 
2021-11-25 9:11:40 AM  

inert: Just give me ...

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2021-11-25 9:12:27 AM  

FarkerMcFarkface: The one thing that bothered me was the Broadway actors outfit in the Rogers Musical. I don't recall Hawkeye ever wearing purple but that's what the actor was wearing. I understand it's a callback to the comics but the joke doesn't make sense in real life.

Unless the joke is that the Hawkeye is so unpopular that people don't remember the color of his outfit?


He's always had a hint or highlight in purple in his suits/costumes I think.

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Stage costuming would lean into that.
 
2021-11-25 9:26:22 AM  
It is kind of lukewarm/amusing for me, not the Hawkhype fest I was hoping for based off the trailer.


Am I remembering wrong or did I just watch two hours of Hawkeye without him firing a single arrow?
 
2021-11-25 9:28:56 AM  

Weird Hal: FarkerMcFarkface: The one thing that bothered me was the Broadway actors outfit in the Rogers Musical. I don't recall Hawkeye ever wearing purple but that's what the actor was wearing. I understand it's a callback to the comics but the joke doesn't make sense in real life.

Unless the joke is that the Hawkeye is so unpopular that people don't remember the color of his outfit?

He's always had a hint or highlight in purple in his suits/costumes I think.

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Stage costuming would lean into that.


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2021-11-25 9:37:15 AM  

FriarReb98: Spawn_of_Cthulhu: It was like watching fan fiction that Kate's rich family paid for her to be in. She's a ridiculous character. Master archer, fencer, gymnast, martial artist. Mary Sue.
No story lines are being advanced. It's not entertaining.

Number one, clearly you've not watched any other Marvel Disney show, because the plot is usually hinted at but never really developed until the third episode.

Number two, and way the fark more importantly, is that whiners like you that spit out cliche shiat like "Mary Sue" and "fan fiction" are what's ruining the experience for everyone else. We get it, you're miserable and are literally only watching so you can complain about the BELIEVABILITY OF A GODDAMNED COMIC BOOK ADAPTATION.  You are what's wrong with fandom.

In summary,
[YouTube video: The Simpsons - Itchy & Scratchy focus group]


Amen

STFU, whiners
 
2021-11-25 9:38:31 AM  

FarkerMcFarkface: The one thing that bothered me was the Broadway actors outfit in the Rogers Musical. I don't recall Hawkeye ever wearing purple but that's what the actor was wearing. I understand it's a callback to the comics but the joke doesn't make sense in real life.

Unless the joke is that the Hawkeye is so unpopular that people don't remember the color of his outfit?


Lighten up, Francis
 
2021-11-25 9:40:18 AM  

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...Bro...
 
2021-11-25 9:40:31 AM  
Hey, SpiderGwen can do whatever she wants. If she can put that much heart into voice acting i'm fine watching her on the show do anything.
 
2021-11-25 9:42:09 AM  

luidprand: Spawn_of_Cthulhu: AuralArgument: Spawn_of_Cthulhu:

So is Clint, so my question is so what, is it because she a vagina instead of a penis?

He's already canon.  I didn't say I liked him as a character.  The most interesting parts of the show were the meta ones where they talked about his image problem. He is boring but I can believe someone can be a good archer.
She is unrealistic with the amount of training in multiple disciplines she supposedly has at her age.  Even if she was a college age boy she would be unrealistic and annoying.

/I'm female

Everything about her shown in the show is actually downplayed from the comic, where her family isn't wealthy(?) but WEALTHY!!! and she doesn't just train obsessively, she's near extremely talented before she even starts.

/That said, her characterization makes her the best Hawkeye.
//Wants a Kate Bishop, Gwen Poole, Quinten Quire West Coast Avengers show.
///With Jeff!


Next year, I want D+ to release a Deadpool and the Great Lakes Lakes Avengers Christmas Special. 30 minutes of WTF.
 
2021-11-25 9:46:18 AM  

TelemonianAjax: BafflerMeal: [Fark user image image 425x275]

...Bro...


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2021-11-25 9:49:37 AM  
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I got this comic on free comic book day and HATED it.
If this is the Hawkeye show, if may not be for me
 
2021-11-25 9:52:04 AM  
You see someone like Hailee Steinfeld work making it seem so effortless and you wonder how Portman keeps getting work.
 
2021-11-25 9:58:39 AM  

TelemonianAjax: luidprand: Spawn_of_Cthulhu: AuralArgument: Spawn_of_Cthulhu:

So is Clint, so my question is so what, is it because she a vagina instead of a penis?

He's already canon.  I didn't say I liked him as a character.  The most interesting parts of the show were the meta ones where they talked about his image problem. He is boring but I can believe someone can be a good archer.
She is unrealistic with the amount of training in multiple disciplines she supposedly has at her age.  Even if she was a college age boy she would be unrealistic and annoying.

/I'm female

Everything about her shown in the show is actually downplayed from the comic, where her family isn't wealthy(?) but WEALTHY!!! and she doesn't just train obsessively, she's near extremely talented before she even starts.

/That said, her characterization makes her the best Hawkeye.
//Wants a Kate Bishop, Gwen Poole, Quinten Quire West Coast Avengers show.
///With Jeff!

Next year, I want D+ to release a Deadpool and the Great Lakes Lakes Avengers Christmas Special. 30 minutes of WTF.


Why Disney didn't wait just a little longer and make New Warriors a D+ series instead of shopping it to the old Family Channel, I don't know.

We were going to get Lily as Squirrel Girl

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WE WERE ON THE VERGE OF GREATNESS
 
2021-11-25 10:01:45 AM  

AuralArgument: Leader O'Cola: She steals the show, but it was boring overall so far.

Your comment was ok but useless


Apparently Omar is working for Disney now.
 
2021-11-25 10:08:07 AM  

Bslim: You see someone like Hailee Steinfeld work making it seem so effortless and you wonder how Portman keeps getting work.


To be fair, Steinfeld couldn't play that part in Thor 1 at the time. I mean, she could, but only w/ old people prosthetic make up and Gillian Anderson's step platform/camera angles. And I doubt Chris Hemsworth would have been comfortable w/ it all, either.

Hailee is a philosophical puzzle. She's absolutely excellent, and makes it look easy. If she worked more, signed up as a big time character who was in a bunch of the movies, would the grind wear her down and diminish her talent? Jennifer Lawrence lost some of her edge b/c frankly, she looked like she was working too much and wasn't enjoying it anymore. Bands/musical acts, athletes, you see this all the time. The business part pressures them into more gigs, more games, more money (for the artists but also everyone else who makes money off of them). I want Hailee to work more, b/c she's a phenomenal actress. But I know that there's a limit somewhere, I have no clue how much is too much, and I doubt anyone truly knows where that line is either.
 
2021-11-25 10:14:30 AM  
Wait, so who IS the most boring Avenger now?
 
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