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(Daily Star)   What is the world coming to when you can't even be a randy punter having sex in a beer garden? (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2021-11-25 2:48:36 AM  
Well they weren't wearing face masks or appropriately socially distanced so they have to expect some trouble during pandemic times. They should have been doing this in Florida or Texas, they'd have escaped any consequences because, you know, FREEDUMBS.

/not really related but this is my favourite story about a hotel which lifted a life ban on a troublemaker
 
2021-11-25 5:35:30 AM  
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2021-11-25 5:37:31 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: [i.imgflip.com image 478x348]


Scotland is America?
 
2021-11-25 5:40:59 AM  
What a Randy punter may look like:

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/Randy Bullock
 
2021-11-25 5:43:02 AM  
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2021-11-25 5:44:27 AM  
Randy Punters is the name of my porn-soundtrack smooth jazz band.
 
2021-11-25 5:56:04 AM  
So that would make all randy bum-gardeners?

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2021-11-25 6:00:24 AM  

Creoena: We Ate the Necco Wafers: [i.imgflip.com image 478x348]

Scotland is America?


I THOUGHT IT WAS AMERICA
 
2021-11-25 6:05:11 AM  
I did a sexual act in public before.

I wasn't named in an international publication though.
 
2021-11-25 6:18:20 AM  

Captain Shaky: I did a sexual act in public before.

I wasn't named in an international publication though.


A sailor shakin' it on a boat isn't really news. Unless you were alone.
 
2021-11-25 6:55:36 AM  
Think that's bad? Once I tried to have a beer in a sex garden.
 
2021-11-25 7:16:24 AM  

yanceylebeef: Think that's bad? Once I tried to have a beer in a sex garden.


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Not a good idea...
 
2021-11-25 7:28:23 AM  
CSB: I was tossed out of a hotel chain bar/lounge in college for rowdiness and drunken hijinks.  SIX YEARS LATER- I'm back visiting and everyon is like let's go to Bla Bla Bla. I was like, cool. I make it two steps into this crowded ass venue and I hear this shrill scream "YOU!!!" It's the same f'n Manager lady who booted me six years prior.
 
2021-11-25 7:37:41 AM  

bughunter: What a Randy punter may look like:

[a.espncdn.com image 350x254]

/Randy Bullock


That's a Randy Placekicker,
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This is a Randy Punter...Randy Which.

/Nothing is obscure.
 
2021-11-25 7:38:37 AM  

169th Cousin: bughunter: What a Randy punter may look like:

[a.espncdn.com image 350x254]

/Randy Bullock

That's a Randy Placekicker,
[Fark user image image 200x321]
This is a Randy Punter...Randy Which.

/Nothing is obscure.


Weich
/Durn your auto correct
 
2021-11-25 8:00:34 AM  
ewwww...a wetherspoons?
 
2021-11-25 8:01:28 AM  

yanceylebeef: Think that's bad? Once I tried to have a beer in a sex garden.


Yea it takes some talent to open that beer bottle with your anus. Trust me.
 
2021-11-25 8:05:47 AM  

Pert: So that would make all randy bum-gardeners?

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2021-11-25 8:06:04 AM  

Por que tan serioso: CSB: I was tossed out of a hotel chain bar/lounge in college for rowdiness and drunken hijinks.  SIX YEARS LATER- I'm back visiting and everyon is like let's go to Bla Bla Bla. I was like, cool. I make it two steps into this crowded ass venue and I hear this shrill scream "YOU!!!" It's the same f'n Manager lady who booted me six years prior.


If she recalled you, from six YEARS prior, you must have left an impression. So fess up.
You need a Farkie any way.
 
2021-11-25 8:08:11 AM  
As the cheerleaders used to say "if you can't date a football player, why not make it a punter?"
 
2021-11-25 8:45:36 AM  
You know why this got reported? Somebody saw them!
They do it in public all the time over there...but people look the other way!

Not out of politeness.

They just don't ever want to see each other naked! They're ugly!
 
2021-11-25 9:21:01 AM  

Por que tan serioso: CSB: I was tossed out of a hotel chain bar/lounge in college for rowdiness and drunken hijinks.  SIX YEARS LATER- I'm back visiting and everyon is like let's go to Bla Bla Bla. I was like, cool. I make it two steps into this crowded ass venue and I hear this shrill scream "YOU!!!" It's the same f'n Manager lady who booted me six years prior.


I wish TSA security worked that well.
 
2021-11-25 9:49:13 AM  
Way too much virtue signaling by corporate publicans.
 
2021-11-25 9:57:21 AM  
They was cavortin'!
 
2021-11-25 10:03:18 AM  
In July. Why is this news in November?
 
2021-11-25 10:28:42 AM  

Cajnik: In July. Why is this news in November?


They like to talk about it.
 
2021-11-25 10:33:49 AM  
Sex in a beer garden? Yikes, I hope no one catches a yeast infection.
 
2021-11-25 10:40:24 AM  
Ricky Nelson - Garden Party
Youtube PECmjB9df0w
 
2021-11-25 10:44:45 AM  
I scrolled too far and saw the Madonna article photos and will never look at an uncooked turkey the same way again :puke
 
2021-11-25 11:15:09 AM  
Wetherspoons customers!

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2021-11-25 11:46:05 AM  
Any UK farkers able to explain what it means to be "tagged" for? Like a GPS collar or an ear tag so social scientists can track them to study their behavior or something?
 
2021-11-25 11:58:10 AM  
Misread the title as something to do with Reese Witherspoons in some kind of sex situation at a beer garden and was kind of interested.
 
2021-11-25 12:44:38 PM  
I know those words but that headline makes o sense.
 
2021-11-25 1:01:48 PM  

169th Cousin: bughunter: What a Randy punter may look like:

[a.espncdn.com image 350x254]

/Randy Bullock

That's a Randy Placekicker,
[Fark user image 200x321]
This is a Randy Punter...Randy Which.

/Nothing is obscure.


Jeebus, is he like 8 feet tall?

He makes that football look the size of one of those chocolate thingies wrapped in foil.
 
2021-11-25 1:28:05 PM  

Iamos: Any UK farkers able to explain what it means to be "tagged" for? Like a GPS collar or an ear tag so social scientists can track them to study their behavior or something?


Electronic monitoring ('tagging') is used in England and Wales to monitor curfews and conditions of a court or prison order. Usually worn on the ankle.
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2021-11-25 1:37:11 PM  

UncleDirtNap: yanceylebeef: Think that's bad? Once I tried to have a beer in a sex garden.

Yea it takes some talent to open that beer bottle with your anus. Trust me.


I used my cock to pry off the pop-top.
 
2021-11-25 3:40:16 PM  
Isn't "randy punter" a redundant phrase? Or have I completely misunderstood the British definition of "punter"?
 
2021-11-25 4:33:46 PM  

bughunter: 169th Cousin: bughunter: What a Randy punter may look like:

[a.espncdn.com image 350x254]

/Randy Bullock

That's a Randy Placekicker,
[Fark user image 200x321]
This is a Randy Punter...Randy Which.

/Nothing is obscure.

Jeebus, is he like 8 feet tall?

He makes that football look the size of one of those chocolate thingies wrapped in foil.


6' 2"
 
2021-11-25 9:58:20 PM  

iron de havilland: Pert: So that would make all randy bum-gardeners?

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I just like that it was a government watchdog that reported Chad Wolf.
Woof.
 
2021-11-25 10:03:08 PM  

evilsofa: Isn't "randy punter" a redundant phrase? Or have I completely misunderstood the British definition of "punter"?


As far as I can tell, "punter" is infinitely malleable.  Sometimes it just means "person".
 
2021-11-26 12:50:22 AM  
So farking in my car after 15 Applbee's margaritas is a no go? I'll need to update my tindr profile.
 
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