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2021-11-25 4:48:03 AM  
Young Buk had the biggest schoolboy crush on Valerie Bert and Ernie.
 
2021-11-25 5:11:08 AM  
The finance guy sounds boring as hell, but her tribute to EVH is moving af
 
2021-11-25 5:50:50 AM  

Bukharin: Young Buk had the biggest schoolboy crush on Valerie Bert and Ernie.


Kinky
 
2021-11-25 6:21:14 AM  
I always say her name as Valerie Bert'n Ernie.

Was that some stupid Family Guy joke from forever ago?
 
2021-11-25 6:38:47 AM  
Back in August I went to the Guns n Roses concert in Detroit.  I had 6th row and Wolfgang Van Halen was the opener.  As his set finished I turned into Biff Tannen and yelled out, "Tell your mom I said 'Hi.'"  My buddy dropped his beer.  And now I'm hoping Wolfgang did as I said.
 
2021-11-25 6:56:00 AM  

NathanAllen: I always say her name as Valerie Bert'n Ernie.

Was that some stupid Family Guy joke from forever ago?


Yes.  From the episode where Joe crushes the special Olympics and gets famous, Peter takes a video of himself getting crippled and demands a movie about his life starring Valerie Bert n Ernie.

Because I've seen that show too many damn times. It's one of the background noise shows I'll put on when I'm not really trying to watch anything.
 
2021-11-25 7:30:39 AM  

Bukharin: Young Buk had the biggest schoolboy crush on Valerie Bert and Ernie.


You, me and 856723554788456464 others.
 
2021-11-25 8:09:40 AM  
Pic from TFA looks like part of her face sank. The upper part, right onto her chin.
 
2021-11-25 9:33:40 AM  
"she was very famously married to Eddie Van Halen from 1981 to 2007. "

That was primo Van Halen touring time.  Just 1984 and Live without a net alone were big time.  She must be a real peach.
 
2021-11-25 9:39:55 AM  
Hell, I had a crush on BertNErnie, and I'm not gay.
 
2021-11-25 9:49:51 AM  

recondite cetacean: "she was very famously married to Eddie Van Halen from 1981 to 2007. "

That was primo Van Halen touring time.  Just 1984 and Live without a net alone were big time.  She must be a real peach.


She stayed with him throughout the worst of his addictions, and probably loved him even after moving out.  Addiction breaks up many relationships, but you can't force yourself to hate someone for being weak.  Her second marriage was probably a rebound, her looking for safe and stable, rather than romantic and unstable.
 
2021-11-25 9:58:14 AM  
When Eddie died, I kind of had a feeling her marriage wasn't going to last much longer. Losing your first true and intense love forever is a very painful experience. It brings out things long suppressed. Valerie and Eddie didn't divorce because they didn't love each other, they divorced because he refused to stop smoking.
 
2021-11-25 10:16:04 AM  

cherryl taggart: recondite cetacean: "she was very famously married to Eddie Van Halen from 1981 to 2007. "

That was primo Van Halen touring time.  Just 1984 and Live without a net alone were big time.  She must be a real peach.

She stayed with him throughout the worst of his addictions, and probably loved him even after moving out.  Addiction breaks up many relationships, but you can't force yourself to hate someone for being weak.  Her second marriage was probably a rebound, her looking for safe and stable, rather than romantic and unstable.


Kitty2.0: When Eddie died, I kind of had a feeling her marriage wasn't going to last much longer. Losing your first true and intense love forever is a very painful experience. It brings out things long suppressed. Valerie and Eddie didn't divorce because they didn't love each other, they divorced because he refused to stop smoking.


This is you don't marry people on the rebound.
 
2021-11-25 12:09:58 PM  

Kitty2.0: When Eddie died, I kind of had a feeling her marriage wasn't going to last much longer. Losing your first true and intense love forever is a very painful experience. It brings out things long suppressed. Valerie and Eddie didn't divorce because they didn't love each other, they divorced because he refused to stop smoking.


I thought it was the alcoholism?
 
2021-11-25 12:37:22 PM  

FarkingChas: Bukharin: Young Buk had the biggest schoolboy crush on Valerie Bert and Ernie.

You, me and 856723554788456464 others.


and by "school boy crush" you mean "masturbated furiously to" ...

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2021-11-25 12:56:39 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Kitty2.0: When Eddie died, I kind of had a feeling her marriage wasn't going to last much longer. Losing your first true and intense love forever is a very painful experience. It brings out things long suppressed. Valerie and Eddie didn't divorce because they didn't love each other, they divorced because he refused to stop smoking.

I thought it was the alcoholism?


One of the two them mentioned it in an interview, I want to say it was her. My memory my be wrong. Wouldn't be the first time.
 
2021-11-25 3:14:04 PM  

Kitty2.0: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Kitty2.0: When Eddie died, I kind of had a feeling her marriage wasn't going to last much longer. Losing your first true and intense love forever is a very painful experience. It brings out things long suppressed. Valerie and Eddie didn't divorce because they didn't love each other, they divorced because he refused to stop smoking.

I thought it was the alcoholism?

One of the two them mentioned it in an interview, I want to say it was her. My memory my be wrong. Wouldn't be the first time.


I know she has always had a squeaky-clean image but back in the day, she matched EVH's appetite for coke snort for snort.
 
2021-11-25 3:17:21 PM  

darch: Kitty2.0: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Kitty2.0: When Eddie died, I kind of had a feeling her marriage wasn't going to last much longer. Losing your first true and intense love forever is a very painful experience. It brings out things long suppressed. Valerie and Eddie didn't divorce because they didn't love each other, they divorced because he refused to stop smoking.

I thought it was the alcoholism?

One of the two them mentioned it in an interview, I want to say it was her. My memory my be wrong. Wouldn't be the first time.

I know she has always had a squeaky-clean image but back in the day, she matched EVH's appetite for coke snort for snort.


Back in the day, everybody matched EVH's appetite for coke short for snort. They just didn't have supply issues like the rest of us plebes

/yes, I know what you do (did?) for a living
//like that ever stopped anyone in your town (no offense)
 
2021-11-25 3:54:00 PM  

H31N0US: darch: Kitty2.0: TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Kitty2.0: When Eddie died, I kind of had a feeling her marriage wasn't going to last much longer. Losing your first true and intense love forever is a very painful experience. It brings out things long suppressed. Valerie and Eddie didn't divorce because they didn't love each other, they divorced because he refused to stop smoking.

I thought it was the alcoholism?

One of the two them mentioned it in an interview, I want to say it was her. My memory my be wrong. Wouldn't be the first time.

I know she has always had a squeaky-clean image but back in the day, she matched EVH's appetite for coke snort for snort.

Back in the day, everybody matched EVH's appetite for coke short for snort. They just didn't have supply issues like the rest of us plebes

/yes, I know what you do (did?) for a living
//like that ever stopped anyone in your town (no offense)


Oh I'm sure. Hoboken- the town where common sense takes a vacation.
 
2021-11-25 5:57:58 PM  
Hell even my sister who was a straight A, book loving nerd of a student and awkward as all hell was matching the Van Halens snort for snort back then.

I'm the only person in my circle who has never done it.
 
2021-11-25 6:53:51 PM  

Kitty2.0: Hell even my sister who was a straight A, book loving nerd of a student and awkward as all hell was matching the Van Halens snort for snort back then.

I'm the only person in my circle who has never done it.


Yeah, you're better off without it. I haven't touched it in forever.

You got any?
 
2021-11-25 6:59:54 PM  

H31N0US: Kitty2.0: Hell even my sister who was a straight A, book loving nerd of a student and awkward as all hell was matching the Van Halens snort for snort back then.

I'm the only person in my circle who has never done it.

Yeah, you're better off without it. I haven't touched it in forever.

You got any?


I'm sorry, I laughed way too hard at this. Because that is exactly every recovering coke addict's line of convo about it.

"Can't be around it or the people who do it. I'll.die."
 
2021-11-25 7:27:49 PM  

Kitty2.0: Because that is exactly every recovering coke addict's line of convo about i


In all seriousness, I never got around to recovering. I just understand it will kill me if I let it. As will vodak and bourbon.

Life is about moderation.

Except some things should be avoided altogether. Religion, for example.
 
2021-11-25 7:42:32 PM  

H31N0US: Kitty2.0: Because that is exactly every recovering coke addict's line of convo about i

In all seriousness, I never got around to recovering. I just understand it will kill me if I let it. As will vodak and bourbon.

Life is about moderation.

Except some things should be avoided altogether. Religion, for example.


100%.
 
2021-11-25 8:42:38 PM  

H31N0US: Kitty2.0: Because that is exactly every recovering coke addict's line of convo about i

In all seriousness, I never got around to recovering. I just understand it will kill me if I let it. As will vodak and bourbon.

Life is about moderation.

Except some things should be avoided altogether. Religion, for example.


🤍 I get it.
 
2021-11-25 10:44:18 PM  
I to had a huge crush on her as a kid.

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So hot.
 
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