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2021-11-24 9:01:55 PM  
$575,000 for 3,693 sqft.  With a pier.

/sigh
 
2021-11-24 9:07:37 PM  
I like the mini-golf-course in the back yard.

As someone who has painted fake clouds on my ceiling, I approve!
 
2021-11-24 9:09:09 PM  
Maybe the master bedroom is set up for a human centipede?

With some paint and touch-up, it would be a nice house on a lake. Nothing crazy to work with there, really.
 
2021-11-24 9:11:36 PM  
I've seen a lot worse, on Fark alone. A lot of space. The double King is interesting, but looks tacky unless it's built that way (ie can't see it's just 2 beds pushed together).
 
2021-11-24 9:14:08 PM  
Ooh. Mini-golf.
 
2021-11-24 9:37:53 PM  
This house looks like it is owned by an 8-year-old.
 
2021-11-24 9:38:31 PM  
I think that kitchen might have just given me epilepsy.
 
2021-11-24 9:39:10 PM  
I can't see why you'd only go half way.
The sky should go down the walls a bit and meet a nice mountain range 2/3 the way up.
Meadows and grass down to ground level.  Maybe some cattle grazing.

If you're goung for the outdoor the look, I say go all the way.
 
2021-11-24 9:40:53 PM  

Sgygus: $575,000 for 3,693 sqft.  With a pier.

/sigh


Another $100k for paint, wallpaper, carpet(s), refacing the cabinets, etc.

Damn, people! Hire a professional decorator!
 
2021-11-24 9:41:39 PM  
I bet some of those rooms look like a Jackson Pollock painting under a black light
 
2021-11-24 9:43:08 PM  
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And probably a good thing there's not a shred of carpet in that house.
 
2021-11-24 9:43:12 PM  

HighlanderRPI: I bet some of those rooms look like a Jackson Pollock painting under a black light


If you have to use a blacklight, you aren't trying.
 
2021-11-24 9:44:27 PM  
More money than taste.
More square footage than furniture.

And better bring a black light to the inspection.
 
2021-11-24 9:46:49 PM  
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2021-11-24 9:46:56 PM  

HighlanderRPI: I bet some of those rooms look like a Jackson Pollock painting under a black light


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2021-11-24 9:50:56 PM  
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The Waltons say goodnight
Youtube cp7_u0kcQRo
 
2021-11-24 9:57:53 PM  
This is gorgeous but I am confused by longbed. What is the point of it?
 
2021-11-24 9:59:22 PM  

AEton: This is gorgeous but I am confused by longbed. What is the point of it?


its for "The Harem".
 
2021-11-24 10:00:17 PM  

Sgygus: $575,000 for 3,693 sqft.  With a pier.

/sigh


In South Carolina.
 
BBH
2021-11-24 10:00:33 PM  
How many times has the house been surrounded by water in a flood? Is it in a flood plain? If so, that insurance is outrageous.
 
2021-11-24 10:03:18 PM  
Looks like a polyamorous household got together and designed their dream house for them all to live in together.
 
2021-11-24 10:03:42 PM  

Sgygus: $575,000 for 3,693 sqft.  With a pier.

/sigh


That might get you a 1br condo in Toronto or Vancouver.

/ I actually like the place, ceilings and all
// putting a what, king bed next to a queen to make a huge bed seems pretty ambitious, though.
 
2021-11-24 10:03:55 PM  

HighlanderRPI: I bet some of those rooms look like a Jackson Pollock painting under a black light


Quill, you got issues, man.
 
2021-11-24 10:05:32 PM  
The only excuse for that bed is if you have lots of dogs
 
2021-11-24 10:06:08 PM  

Sgygus: $575,000 for 3,693 sqft.  With a pier.

/sigh


The dock is next to useless. The waterway is a dammed river/creek, and the house is in a spot between two small dams less than a mile apart. You aren't getting much water-based entertainment at this house.
 
2021-11-24 10:08:47 PM  

gilatrout: The only excuse for that bed is if you have lots of dogs


Or one cat.
 
2021-11-24 10:10:00 PM  
Maybe someone from Utah needed room for the wives.
 
2021-11-24 10:10:57 PM  

Sgygus: $575,000 for 3,693 sqft.  With a pier.

/sigh


With a pier, you say?

A Joke by Ingmar Bergman
Youtube 7pGZbfNADNs
 
2021-11-24 10:11:45 PM  

starsrift: gilatrout: The only excuse for that bed is if you have lots of dogs

Or one cat.


The cat will still push you over to the side no matter how much room it has available to it
 
2021-11-24 10:17:05 PM  

gilatrout: The only excuse for that bed is if you have lots of dogs

sheep

/Don't judge me
 
2021-11-24 10:17:29 PM  

gilatrout: The only excuse for that bed is if you have lots of dogs


Or you have three girlfriends at a time, like Hugh Hefner did for a while. And when that ends, the house goes up for sale again.
 
2021-11-24 10:17:54 PM  

AEton: This is gorgeous but I am confused by longbed. What is the point of it?


Perfect bed if your pets like to sleep with you but try to push the people out.

Seriously, my husband and I share a king-sized bed.  Between him and the cat, I'm sleeping on the edge of the bed and the only thing keeping me off the floor is the bedside table.
 
2021-11-24 10:19:11 PM  

wxboy: Sgygus: $575,000 for 3,693 sqft.  With a pier.

/sigh

The dock is next to useless. The waterway is a dammed river/creek, and the house is in a spot between two small dams less than a mile apart. You aren't getting much water-based entertainment at this house.


Without the dock, the house would truly be pierless.
 
2021-11-24 10:20:22 PM  
Mobile home in my park just sold for 469k. With monthly space rent of $1500.

Location, location, location.
 
2021-11-24 10:20:44 PM  

starsrift: gilatrout: The only excuse for that bed is if you have lots of dogs

Or one cat.


You laugh, but my wife and I share a full bed with three cats.  Keeps the heating bill low in the winter.
 
2021-11-24 10:22:35 PM  

Tom-Servo: Sgygus: $575,000 for 3,693 sqft.  With a pier.

/sigh

With a pier, you say?

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that joke caused me Deep Hurting
 
2021-11-24 10:22:40 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: I like the mini-golf-course in the back yard.

As someone who has painted fake clouds on my ceiling, I approve!


Are people able to paint real clouds?
 
2021-11-24 10:23:04 PM  

philodough: [Fark user image 425x272]

And probably a good thing there's not a shred of carpet in that house.


Makes me think....."How farking fat were these people!".....
 
2021-11-24 10:29:29 PM  

AEton: This is gorgeous but I am confused by longbed. What is the point of it?


Last owner had 23 dogs
 
2021-11-24 10:33:20 PM  
Yikes.

The dock is nice. WTF do they need two large beds pushed together for? Never mind, I probably don't want to know.
 
2021-11-24 10:34:53 PM  
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I call dibs on anywhere but that middle seam spot. Why is there even a pillow there?!
 
2021-11-24 10:35:15 PM  

wxboy: Sgygus: $575,000 for 3,693 sqft.  With a pier.

/sigh

The dock is next to useless. The waterway is a dammed river/creek, and the house is in a spot between two small dams less than a mile apart. You aren't getting much water-based entertainment at this house.


That depends on your definition of 'water sports.'
 
2021-11-24 10:36:41 PM  
 
2021-11-24 10:39:42 PM  

Kzer-Za: [Fark user image image 850x545]I call dibs on anywhere but that middle seam spot. Why is there even a pillow there?!


To trap the unwary.
 
2021-11-24 10:39:44 PM  

kittyhas1000legs: starsrift: gilatrout: The only excuse for that bed is if you have lots of dogs

Or one cat.

You laugh, but my wife and I share a full bed with three cats.  Keeps the heating bill low in the winter.


My last cat liked to sleep atop my feet. It never made sense to me, in terms of all the possible places she could sleep, but I miss her.

/ for more than just footwarming, of course
// draconian anti-pet regulations suck, but when there's a housing crisis, owner's rules
 
2021-11-24 10:41:46 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Sgygus: $575,000 for 3,693 sqft.  With a pier.

/sigh

In South Carolina.


That whole argument that blue voters should move to red states looks more appealing in these metrics
 
2021-11-24 10:46:12 PM  
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Does it have one of these innovative fixtures??
 
2021-11-24 10:47:01 PM  

starsrift: kittyhas1000legs: starsrift: gilatrout: The only excuse for that bed is if you have lots of dogs

Or one cat.

You laugh, but my wife and I share a full bed with three cats.  Keeps the heating bill low in the winter.

My last cat liked to sleep atop my feet. It never made sense to me, in terms of all the possible places she could sleep, but I miss her.

/ for more than just footwarming, of course
// draconian anti-pet regulations suck, but when there's a housing crisis, owner's rules


my cat is sleeping on my right hand right now. trackball ftw
 
2021-11-24 10:47:05 PM  

TheDirtyNacho: starsrift: gilatrout: The only excuse for that bed is if you have lots of dogs

Or one cat.

The cat will still push you over to the side no matter how much room it has available to it


Can confirm.
 
2021-11-24 10:49:05 PM  

starsrift: kittyhas1000legs: starsrift: gilatrout: The only excuse for that bed is if you have lots of dogs

Or one cat.

You laugh, but my wife and I share a full bed with three cats.  Keeps the heating bill low in the winter.

My last cat liked to sleep atop my feet. It never made sense to me, in terms of all the possible places she could sleep, but I miss her.

/ for more than just footwarming, of course
// draconian anti-pet regulations suck, but when there's a housing crisis, owner's rules


Same reason our cat would figure out exactly which article I was reading in the newspaper and lay down on top of it: to make sure they had your complete attention. In your case it was also probably to trap you there as well.

/Miss my cat too
 
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