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(ESPN)   Mr. Fibber is very upset the Wall Street Journal took him at his word when he "joked" he had Covid Toe, helpfully provides direct visual evidence he doesn't   (espn.com) divider line
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Billy Liar
2021-11-24 9:34:07 PM  
It's not "Covid Toe", dummy.  It's "Toe-vid".
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-11-24 10:04:42 PM  
Schroedinger's Douchebag strikes again.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2021-11-24 10:46:00 PM  
So we're listening to the Wall Street Journal now...?

Can we, once again, stick to the reality that Wroggers is a farking idiot, and NOT simultaneously try to pretend that shiat-slingers like the WSJ or Mike Florio need to be taken seriously?
 
IlGreven
2021-11-24 10:47:33 PM  
Aaron Rogers: Proof that not all atheists are smart.
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2021-11-24 10:58:32 PM  

IlGreven: Aaron Rogers: Proof that not all atheists are smart.


Show me ANY group of humans were all members are smart.  I don't care what it is - you can go with astrophysicists or pathologists or something else that requires crazy amounts of learning, and I guarantee you you'll find complete farking morons as members of the profession.  There's always some dickbag
 
sinner4ever
2021-11-24 11:01:05 PM  
There is a reason that jocks are always portrayed as idiots. Oh, I am sure there is exceptions but (Aaron/Covid and Brady/ drinking water )show the cliche is real.
 
germ78
2021-11-24 11:03:27 PM  

Billy Liar: It's not "Covid Toe", dummy.  It's "Toe-vid".


It's also Mr. Fibbs.

/they call him that
 
Demetrius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-11-24 11:08:43 PM  

Billy Liar: It's not "Covid Toe", dummy.  It's "Toe-vid".


But not Toelio. He was vaxxed for that.
 
Super Chronic
2021-11-24 11:10:32 PM  
Rodgers said he expected an apology from the newspaper

Yeah, how dare they report on the things you say and take you seriously.
 
monsatano [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-11-24 11:12:02 PM  
Olivia Munn saying he was a shiat lay is still funny af to me
 
Rapmaster2000 [TotalFark]
2021-11-24 11:12:05 PM  
They used to call him Tommy Toe-vid.
 
youngandstupid
2021-11-24 11:24:40 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: IlGreven: Aaron Rogers: Proof that not all atheists are smart.

Show me ANY group of humans were all members are smart.  I don't care what it is - you can go with astrophysicists or pathologists or something else that requires crazy amounts of learning, and I guarantee you you'll find complete farking morons as members of the profession.  There's always some dickbag


Smart people.
 
pdieten
2021-11-24 11:26:02 PM  

Super Chronic: Rodgers said he expected an apology from the newspaper

Yeah, how dare they report on the things you say and take you seriously.


Anyone who has paid any attention whatsoever to how Aaron Rodgers had communicated publicly over the past fifteen years really ought to know that he is highly fluent in sarcasm, and will use it at any time whether appropriate or not, so the wise listener keeps his sarcasmometer in good tune so as to be able to tell the difference.
 
Cyber Duck
2021-11-24 11:50:51 PM  

pdieten: Super Chronic: Rodgers said he expected an apology from the newspaper

Yeah, how dare they report on the things you say and take you seriously.

Anyone who has paid any attention whatsoever to how Aaron Rodgers had communicated publicly over the past fifteen years really ought to know that he is highly fluent in sarcasm, and will use it at any time whether appropriate or not, so the wise listener keeps his sarcasmometer in good tune so as to be able to tell the difference.


The wise reporter recognizes his sarcasm, then reports on it as if it weren't sarcasm and extrapolates to the logical but ridiculous conclusion, so that he is constantly forced to explain what he really meant.
After he lied about being vaccinated, then when called on it, lied about lying and blamed it on the media for not asking follow-up questions ("so when you say you were immunized, did you actually mean you weren't?"), I don't know why any reporters take anything he says at face value.

Personally, I heard the only problem with his toes was that his girlfriend painted the nails purple and gold.  Must have gotten it all off finally so he could show them off at the press conference.
 
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
2021-11-24 11:56:58 PM  

youngandstupid: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: IlGreven: Aaron Rogers: Proof that not all atheists are smart.

Show me ANY group of humans were all members are smart.  I don't care what it is - you can go with astrophysicists or pathologists or something else that requires crazy amounts of learning, and I guarantee you you'll find complete farking morons as members of the profession.  There's always some dickbag

Smart people.


They have fakers that are just clever enough to pretend - usually they tend to drift toward admin, as none of the actual smart people want to deal with that shiat.  See also every other possible "you'd think requires a lot of brains" profession.  Those that can, do.  Those that can't, teach is bullshiat.  Those that can't administrate
 
Funk Brothers
2021-11-24 11:59:59 PM  
Go sue The Wall Street Journal, Aaron. Let's see what happens in the discovery phase of the trial. The paper could call Quentin Tarantino to the stand as an expert witness.
 
etoof
2021-11-25 12:31:46 AM  

monsatano: Olivia Munn saying he was a shiat lay is still funny af to me


That means I could potentially do something better than Aaron Rodgers.

/ that, and tell the truth
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2021-11-25 12:58:54 AM  

Cyber Duck: The wise reporter recognizes his sarcasm, then reports on it as if it weren't sarcasm and extrapolates to the logical but ridiculous conclusion, so that he is constantly forced to explain what he really meant


The problem is that Florio has done that with Rodgers for years (before he became King Dick of COVID island, he really *has* largely not been a token answer kinda guy for the media, including use of extreme sarcasm) and the WSJ literally makes shiat up politically or takes things out of context when it can sell papers or sell a talking point.

Seriously, in a few weeks when the WSJ shills some pro-Rodgers "he stood up for his freedom" article I'm just curious how people are gonna react. I'm sure it'll be a lot less "well it must be true" and a lot more "what a load of shiat".

Seriously, people. Stop acting like the GOP. Stop acting like Aaron Rodgers.
 
syrynxx [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-11-25 1:45:55 AM  

pdieten: highly fluent in sarcasm,


Right. Sarcasm.  Like when TFG told people to inject bleach and shove a UV light up their ass. Sarcasm.
 
skybird659 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-11-25 2:07:07 AM  
Derp. Not Covid. C.T. E. Derp!
 
UNC_Samurai
2021-11-25 5:31:25 AM  
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FriarReb98 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-11-25 6:29:29 AM  
Can we settle on a name for this dope? I vote Fraudgers.
 
ghostfacekillahrabbit
2021-11-25 6:41:12 AM  
The most hilarious part of this whole story is that he probably actually hurt his toe kicking stuff around while having a temper tantrum about people mocking him for being an idiot.
 
Rapmaster2000 [TotalFark]
2021-11-25 7:29:32 AM  
I'm realizing in all this what a nonstop drama queen he is.  He's insufferable to deal with.  It explains a lot about his past.

In the off-season he'll be back to causing drama about returning because drama queens don't slow down.  They need more and more drama.
 
Bathtub Cynic
2021-11-25 8:26:29 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I'm realizing in all this what a nonstop drama queen he is.  He's insufferable to deal with.  It explains a lot about his past.

In the off-season he'll be back to causing drama about returning because drama queens don't slow down.  They need more and more drama.


Hes just going to choke in the playoffs, again.

It's not worth all hub bub, let's focus on an actual contender who doesn't win their pushover division every year and get blown out in the NFC game.
 
Bathtub Cynic
2021-11-25 8:49:08 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: youngandstupid: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: IlGreven: Aaron Rogers: Proof that not all atheists are smart.

Show me ANY group of humans were all members are smart.  I don't care what it is - you can go with astrophysicists or pathologists or something else that requires crazy amounts of learning, and I guarantee you you'll find complete farking morons as members of the profession.  There's always some dickbag

Smart people.

They have fakers that are just clever enough to pretend - usually they tend to drift toward admin, as none of the actual smart people want to deal with that shiat.  See also every other possible "you'd think requires a lot of brains" profession.  Those that can, do.  Those that can't, teach is bullshiat.  Those that can't administrate


Do you know what they call the guy who is last in his class at medical school?

Doctor.
 
LedLawless
2021-11-25 10:34:15 AM  
Mister Flibble is very cross!
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Nana's Vibrator
2021-11-25 10:54:27 AM  
The standard here is not to be smart.  It's to just be quiet.

The next level up is to know that when you can't be quiet, you must be prepared.  Antivax is nowhere near that standard.
 
The Flexecutioner
2021-11-25 12:24:37 PM  
Toevid-19 will eventually spread to his career's Achilles heel, hopefully.
 
Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry Fark Account
2021-11-25 2:49:17 PM  
I can't wait until a-a-Ron isn't a thing any longer, because god he sucks.
 
Lillya
2021-11-25 5:31:41 PM  
He should start a pillow company
 
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