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    More: Weird, United States Department of Defense, Unidentified flying object, wake of a UFO report, formation of a new group, reports of Unexplained Aerial Phenomena, Special Use Airspace, last summer, new Airborne Object Identification  
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2021-11-24 11:47:00 PM  
Subby, Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
2021-11-24 11:50:38 PM  
Flashlight, not Fleshlight.  Are you sure it's not your personal erotica site?
 
2021-11-24 11:54:15 PM  

asymptonic: Flashlight, not Fleshlight.  Are you sure it's not your personal erotica site?


I'm sure there's a crossover market for both, somewhere.  There are people that can't find their ass in the dark without a flashlight
 
2021-11-24 11:57:16 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: asymptonic: Flashlight, not Fleshlight.  Are you sure it's not your personal erotica site?

I'm sure there's a crossover market for both, somewhere.  There are people that can't find their ass in the dark without a flashlight


I don't think it goes in the ass but I could be wrong.
 
2021-11-25 12:03:58 AM  

jaivirtualcard: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: asymptonic: Flashlight, not Fleshlight.  Are you sure it's not your personal erotica site?

I'm sure there's a crossover market for both, somewhere.  There are people that can't find their ass in the dark without a flashlight

I don't think it goes in the ass but I could be wrong.


famous last words
 
2021-11-25 12:06:12 AM  

jaivirtualcard: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: asymptonic: Flashlight, not Fleshlight.  Are you sure it's not your personal erotica site?

I'm sure there's a crossover market for both, somewhere.  There are people that can't find their ass in the dark without a flashlight

I don't think it goes in the ass but I could be wrong.


maybe thats why they can't find their ass in the dark, even with a flashlight.  they're using it wrong.
 
2021-11-25 12:07:55 AM  

oopsboom: maybe thats why they can't find their ass in the dark, even with a flashlight. they're using it wrong.


"The truth is out there, but so are thighs"
 
2021-11-25 12:15:09 AM  
Did I hear my name?

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2021-11-25 12:15:54 AM  

jaivirtualcard: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: asymptonic: Flashlight, not Fleshlight.  Are you sure it's not your personal erotica site?

I'm sure there's a crossover market for both, somewhere.  There are people that can't find their ass in the dark without a flashlight

I don't think it goes in the ass but I could be wrong.


Are you brave enough?
 
2021-11-25 12:21:18 AM  
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2021-11-25 12:22:44 AM  
Mmmmm, lotta good farkies in this thread.

/bookmark :)
 
2021-11-25 12:52:36 AM  
I'm hoping we can update quite a few to IFOs pretty quickly.
 
2021-11-25 12:59:35 AM  
I wonder how many of them are Russian drones.
 
2021-11-25 1:16:32 AM  

inner ted: jaivirtualcard: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: asymptonic: Flashlight, not Fleshlight.  Are you sure it's not your personal erotica site?

I'm sure there's a crossover market for both, somewhere.  There are people that can't find their ass in the dark without a flashlight

I don't think it goes in the ass but I could be wrong.

famous last words


Paige No!
 
2021-11-25 1:29:24 AM  
Mojo Nixon - UFO's, Big Rigs And BBQ
Youtube 7I8pC_DOXC4
 
2021-11-25 1:51:13 AM  

oopsboom: jaivirtualcard: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: asymptonic: Flashlight, not Fleshlight.  Are you sure it's not your personal erotica site?

I'm sure there's a crossover market for both, somewhere.  There are people that can't find their ass in the dark without a flashlight

I don't think it goes in the ass but I could be wrong.

maybe thats why they can't find their ass in the dark, even with a flashlight.  they're using it wrong.


Hey man, that was an honest to god medical procedure.

for covid, right?
 
2021-11-25 2:01:51 AM  
The History channel is gonna flip it's lid.
"Hey investigating aliens and UFO's is our job man!"
 
2021-11-25 2:38:37 AM  

NM Volunteer: I wonder how many of them are Russian drones.


So does the Pentagon. They aren't looking for visitors from other planets.
 
2021-11-25 3:39:57 AM  
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2021-11-25 10:30:19 AM  
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They'll find nothing
 
2021-11-25 10:37:28 AM  
but leave your shirt
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2021-11-25 11:48:15 AM  
It wouldn't surprise me at all if the DoD is manufacturing this shiat to stir up and split the nutter tin foil morons into separate camps. Divide and conquer.
 
2021-11-25 12:05:50 PM  
The X-Files Supercut: Mulder Loves Porn!
Youtube qkkmRsyXfwY


Missing "You wanna make that honeymoon video now?" from "Arcadia" (1999).
 
2021-11-25 12:51:29 PM  
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of taxpayer dollars suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly spent. I fear something terrible has happened.
 
2021-11-25 12:51:46 PM  
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I thought thats why we have the Space Force.
 
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