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2021-11-24 11:57:16 PM  
12 votes:

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: asymptonic: Flashlight, not Fleshlight.  Are you sure it's not your personal erotica site?

I'm sure there's a crossover market for both, somewhere.  There are people that can't find their ass in the dark without a flashlight


I don't think it goes in the ass but I could be wrong.
 
2021-11-25 12:03:58 AM  
11 votes:

jaivirtualcard: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: asymptonic: Flashlight, not Fleshlight.  Are you sure it's not your personal erotica site?

I'm sure there's a crossover market for both, somewhere.  There are people that can't find their ass in the dark without a flashlight

I don't think it goes in the ass but I could be wrong.


famous last words
 
2021-11-24 11:47:00 PM  
10 votes:
Subby, Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
2021-11-24 11:50:38 PM  
9 votes:
Flashlight, not Fleshlight.  Are you sure it's not your personal erotica site?
 
2021-11-24 11:54:15 PM  
9 votes:

asymptonic: Flashlight, not Fleshlight.  Are you sure it's not your personal erotica site?


I'm sure there's a crossover market for both, somewhere.  There are people that can't find their ass in the dark without a flashlight
 
2021-11-25 1:16:32 AM  
9 votes:

inner ted: jaivirtualcard: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: asymptonic: Flashlight, not Fleshlight.  Are you sure it's not your personal erotica site?

I'm sure there's a crossover market for both, somewhere.  There are people that can't find their ass in the dark without a flashlight

I don't think it goes in the ass but I could be wrong.

famous last words


Paige No!
 
2021-11-25 12:21:18 AM  
7 votes:
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2021-11-25 12:15:09 AM  
5 votes:
Did I hear my name?

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2021-11-25 12:06:12 AM  
4 votes:

jaivirtualcard: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: asymptonic: Flashlight, not Fleshlight.  Are you sure it's not your personal erotica site?

I'm sure there's a crossover market for both, somewhere.  There are people that can't find their ass in the dark without a flashlight

I don't think it goes in the ass but I could be wrong.


maybe thats why they can't find their ass in the dark, even with a flashlight.  they're using it wrong.
 
2021-11-25 2:01:51 AM  
3 votes:
The History channel is gonna flip it's lid.
"Hey investigating aliens and UFO's is our job man!"
 
2021-11-25 12:15:54 AM  
2 votes:

jaivirtualcard: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: asymptonic: Flashlight, not Fleshlight.  Are you sure it's not your personal erotica site?

I'm sure there's a crossover market for both, somewhere.  There are people that can't find their ass in the dark without a flashlight

I don't think it goes in the ass but I could be wrong.


Are you brave enough?
 
2021-11-25 10:37:28 AM  
2 votes:
but leave your shirt
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2021-11-25 12:22:44 AM  
1 vote:
Mmmmm, lotta good farkies in this thread.

/bookmark :)
 
2021-11-25 12:59:35 AM  
1 vote:
I wonder how many of them are Russian drones.
 
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