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    More: Weird, United States Department of Defense, Unidentified flying object, wake of a UFO report, formation of a new group, reports of Unexplained Aerial Phenomena, Special Use Airspace, last summer, new Airborne Object Identification  
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2021-11-25 12:03:58 AM  
9 votes:

jaivirtualcard: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: asymptonic: Flashlight, not Fleshlight.  Are you sure it's not your personal erotica site?

I'm sure there's a crossover market for both, somewhere.  There are people that can't find their ass in the dark without a flashlight

I don't think it goes in the ass but I could be wrong.


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2021-11-25 12:59:35 AM  
6 votes:
I wonder how many of them are Russian drones.
 
2021-11-25 2:38:37 AM  
5 votes:

NM Volunteer: I wonder how many of them are Russian drones.


So does the Pentagon. They aren't looking for visitors from other planets.
 
2021-11-25 10:30:19 AM  
3 votes:
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They'll find nothing
 
2021-11-25 10:37:28 AM  
3 votes:
but leave your shirt
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2021-11-25 2:01:51 AM  
2 votes:
The History channel is gonna flip it's lid.
"Hey investigating aliens and UFO's is our job man!"
 
2021-11-25 12:52:36 AM  
1 vote:
I'm hoping we can update quite a few to IFOs pretty quickly.
 
2021-11-25 1:16:32 AM  
1 vote:

inner ted: jaivirtualcard: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: asymptonic: Flashlight, not Fleshlight.  Are you sure it's not your personal erotica site?

I'm sure there's a crossover market for both, somewhere.  There are people that can't find their ass in the dark without a flashlight

I don't think it goes in the ass but I could be wrong.

famous last words


Paige No!
 
2021-11-25 3:39:57 AM  
1 vote:
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