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2021-11-24 10:20:06 PM  
Wha?
 
2021-11-24 10:20:39 PM  
Does Warren Buffet have an alibi?

What about Richard Gere?
 
2021-11-24 10:26:36 PM  
RIP
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2021-11-24 10:27:11 PM  
Holy crap some of the other stories on that site are horrible.
 
2021-11-24 10:27:38 PM  
RIP Ninja Hamsters
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2021-11-24 10:29:21 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Holy crap some of the other stories on that site are horrible.


You mean the stories other than the one about the death of a stock-picking hamster?
 
2021-11-24 10:29:59 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Holy crap some of the other stories on that site are horrible.


There actually are some small
Pixels on that site here and there that are not horrible.
 
2021-11-24 10:31:19 PM  
Wut?
 
2021-11-24 10:37:06 PM  

king of vegas: Wha?


Money means nothing. If you can hold bills in your hand with numbers in them, they mean nothing. If your bank account has a number, you might as well divide that by zero and get the true amount. You got some BiteCoins? NFTs? Congratulations, you just threw something that you thought had value into the toilet. RISE UP HAMSTERS! Hamsters are now the true value of wealth. I have personally invested in hamster farming and gained magnificent wealth. Send me a self-addressed envelope with $20 to find out how you too can cash in on this untapped wealth
 
2021-11-24 10:46:00 PM  

TorpedoOrca: king of vegas: Wha?

Money means nothing. If you can hold bills in your hand with numbers in them, they mean nothing. If your bank account has a number, you might as well divide that by zero and get the true amount. You got some BiteCoins? NFTs? Congratulations, you just threw something that you thought had value into the toilet. RISE UP HAMSTERS! Hamsters are now the true value of wealth. I have personally invested in hamster farming and gained magnificent wealth. Send me a self-addressed envelope with $20 to find out how you too can cash in on this untapped wealth


"Weird Al" Yankovic - Harvey the Wonder Hamster
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2021-11-24 10:52:51 PM  

king of vegas: Wha?


Forget it, Jake, it's Crypto Currency.
 
2021-11-24 10:57:04 PM  
People made money in the stock market by throwing darts at lists of stock ticker symbols. Rising tides are good for raising all boats, unless of course you've already crashed upon the rocks.
 
2021-11-24 10:57:55 PM  
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2021-11-24 11:00:06 PM  
Hamsters don't last long I've heard it said-

Q: What is the purpose of getting your child a per hamster?

A: To teach them about death.
 
2021-11-24 11:01:47 PM  

Fireproof: Hamsters don't last long I've heard it said-

Q: What is the purpose of getting your child a per hamster?

A: To teach them about death.


You make it up in volume. They fark like rabbits
 
2021-11-24 11:06:58 PM  

Fireproof: Hamsters don't last long I've heard it said-

Q: What is the purpose of getting your child a per hamster?

A: To teach them about death.


Why not spice it up and teach them about volatile psuedo-currencies with this one simple setup! Wall Street hates it!
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2021-11-24 11:14:54 PM  

TorpedoOrca: Fireproof: Hamsters don't last long I've heard it said-

Q: What is the purpose of getting your child a per hamster?

A: To teach them about death.

You make it up in volume. They fark like rabbits


Just hope they're not around when mommy starts eating her babies
 
2021-11-24 11:30:55 PM  

TorpedoOrca: Fireproof: Hamsters don't last long I've heard it said-

Q: What is the purpose of getting your child a per hamster?

A: To teach them about death.

You make it up in volume. They fark like rabbits


I don't think teaching children about mass deaths is a great idea

But then again, I have a lo-flo.
 
2021-11-24 11:50:45 PM  
The human race was a mistake.
 
2021-11-24 11:58:21 PM  
I know this is fun for some people, but I can't help but think this is more like backsliding evolution wise than progress forward. Like arguing if a hotdog is a sandwich. The correct answer to that is and shall always be, "you're farking dumb, never reproduce"

Anyways, so if you look up 'paul the octopus' which was made to predict some world cup games some of you will remember, you'll find there's several animals doing things people take seriously.
 
2021-11-25 12:03:52 AM  

arrogantbastich: I know this is fun for some people, but I can't help but think this is more like backsliding evolution wise than progress forward. Like arguing if a hotdog is a sandwich. The correct answer to that is and shall always be, "you're farking dumb, never reproduce"


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A hot dog is a taco.
 
2021-11-25 12:05:12 AM  

Ivo Shandor: arrogantbastich: I know this is fun for some people, but I can't help but think this is more like backsliding evolution wise than progress forward. Like arguing if a hotdog is a sandwich. The correct answer to that is and shall always be, "you're farking dumb, never reproduce"

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A hot dog is a taco.


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2021-11-25 12:30:53 AM  

monsatano: TorpedoOrca: Fireproof: Hamsters don't last long I've heard it said-

Q: What is the purpose of getting your child a per hamster?

A: To teach them about death.

You make it up in volume. They fark like rabbits

Just hope they're not around when mommy starts eating her babies


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Get off of the wheel
Get out of the cage
Stop pushing for the pellet every day
Get away from minimum wage
https://archive.org/details/RhymeTorr​e​ntsVolume1/04+-+Ham-Star+-+Off+The+Whe​el.mp3
 
2021-11-25 12:54:39 AM  
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2021-11-25 1:16:48 AM  
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2021-11-25 1:56:20 AM  

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Cool Pink Floyd
 
2021-11-25 2:26:53 AM  

MetaDeth: skybird659: [Fark user image image 850x531]

Cool Pink Floyd


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