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(NYPost)   Old and busted: Ivermectin. New hotness: Having sex with an Italian gynecologist   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Cervix, Sexual intercourse, Human sexual behavior, AIDS, Oral sex, 33-year-old woman, Vagina, HPV vaccine  
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3749 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Nov 2021 at 5:00 PM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-11-24 3:25:47 PM  
FTFA

"An Italian doctor known by the nickname "Dr. Magic Flute" was uncovered"

My guess is that with a nickname like that he was usually uncovered.
 
2021-11-24 3:37:04 PM  
Just based on the headline, Christina Ricci first came to mind. Kind of disappointed.
 
2021-11-24 4:22:26 PM  
I get the impression that almost all male, Italian doctors offer their attractive patients sex to "cure" them.
 
2021-11-24 5:01:24 PM  

Lambskincoat: I get the impression that almost all male, Italian doctors offer their attractive patients sex to "cure" them.


Is this what I have to look forward too?
 
2021-11-24 5:02:52 PM  
I've definitely seen that video.
 
2021-11-24 5:08:02 PM  

raerae1980: Lambskincoat: I get the impression that almost all male, Italian doctors offer their attractive patients sex to "cure" them.

Is this what I have to look forward too?


The beauty of socialized medicine!
 
2021-11-24 5:09:16 PM  

raerae1980: Lambskincoat: I get the impression that almost all male, Italian doctors offer their attractive patients sex to "cure" them.

Is this what I have to look forward too?


"No doctor, I'm going to need a second opinion"

(segna il triangolo del diavolo)
 
2021-11-24 5:09:43 PM  
Protip: Never hire a gynecologist named Dr. Magic Flute or an electrician named Sparky
 
2021-11-24 5:10:55 PM  
Jeebus, NYPost is really trying to topple the Sun for the salacious tabloid press title. Never mind, they're both Murdoch publications
 
2021-11-24 5:10:58 PM  

Lambskincoat: I get the impression that almost all male, Italian doctors offer their attractive patients sex to "cure" them.


It is a solid reason to attend Italian medical school.

Also, it must suck to visit an Italian gyno with the way they use their hands to talk.
 
2021-11-24 5:12:15 PM  
Guido spoog better cure HPV if any podgy 60-year-old can get it on with his patients.  Are women Italo-fetishists, that any guy there is hot??  I thought they had to be hot, not necessarily just Italian.

This guy, and the 62-y-o club promoter in Rimini who died having sex with a 21-y-o......and I had to live in Puritanical Muricuh, where wimmin go EWWW at the thought of sex with anyone five years their junior, and who mostly give up on sex entirely after 30.
 
2021-11-24 5:12:25 PM  

raerae1980: Lambskincoat: I get the impression that almost all male, Italian doctors offer their attractive patients sex to "cure" them.

Is this what I have to look forward too?


...."in Diana Jones"?
 
2021-11-24 5:13:02 PM  
Dr Innuendo?
 
2021-11-24 5:14:58 PM  

phishrace: Protip: Never hire a gynecologist named Dr. Magic Flute or an electrician named Sparky


All electricians are named sparky.

I find one on site and yell "hey sparky" and they look at you.

Kinda like even if I'm working linesets and reefer I'll still look up if someone says "tinner" or "tinbanger"

Sprink also always answer to sprink.

Turdherders very rarely answer to turdherder though 🤔
 
2021-11-24 5:15:06 PM  
How long has he had this nickname?  If it's recent, well ok, benefit of the doubt for the women.  But if it turns out that he's been called the Magic Flute for years, I have to wonder why in heaven's name would any woman go see him?  Honestly, going to the gyno is a hassle already, why make it more so?
 
2021-11-24 5:16:27 PM  
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2021-11-24 5:16:38 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Guido spoog better cure HPV if any podgy 60-year-old can get it on with his patients.  Are women Italo-fetishists, that any guy there is hot??  I thought they had to be hot, not necessarily just Italian.

This guy, and the 62-y-o club promoter in Rimini who died having sex with a 21-y-o......and I had to live in Puritanical Muricuh, where wimmin go EWWW at the thought of sex with anyone five years their junior, and who mostly give up on sex entirely after 30.


You clearly don't own any gold chains with gaudy crucifixes. That's your problem.

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2021-11-24 5:19:11 PM  
Mental image: 35-year-old Sofia Loren.

Reality: goddammit!
 
2021-11-24 5:21:15 PM  

cherryl taggart: How long has he had this nickname?  If it's recent, well ok, benefit of the doubt for the women.  But if it turns out that he's been called the Magic Flute for years, I have to wonder why in heaven's name would any woman go see him?  Honestly, going to the gyno is a hassle already, why make it more so?


Warmer than a speculum?
 
2021-11-24 5:21:44 PM  
Oh, God, the shirtless pic...
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2021-11-24 5:21:56 PM  

raerae1980: Lambskincoat: I get the impression that almost all male, Italian doctors offer their attractive patients sex to "cure" them.

Is this what I have to look forward too?


I've heard things about Italy...

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2021-11-24 5:21:59 PM  
Another way to hide the therapeutic salami.
 
2021-11-24 5:22:21 PM  
Don't all women have sex with their gynecologists?
 
2021-11-24 5:22:57 PM  
As a result of the TV expose, 15 other women have come forward and claimed they were also victimized by the doctor and his miracle sex cure.

I hate to say this but "You women are dumb to believe that it would actually work."
 
2021-11-24 5:24:09 PM  

raerae1980: Lambskincoat: I get the impression that almost all male, Italian doctors offer their attractive patients sex to "cure" them.

Is this what I have to look forward too?


When's your appointment?
 
2021-11-24 5:24:44 PM  
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2021-11-24 5:25:08 PM  
You know he's gotten away with this dozens of times.   A very large percentage of people are gullible.   Guys like Trump count on that fact to screw millions.
 
2021-11-24 5:31:44 PM  

berylman: Jeebus, NYPost is really trying to topple the Sun for the salacious tabloid press title. Never mind, they're both Murdoch publications


I figured it was some sort of cross-platform promotion with pornhub.
 
2021-11-24 5:32:36 PM  
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2021-11-24 5:36:10 PM  

LewDux: [Fark user image 569x222]


Stewart Lee - March Of The Morgan Freeman
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2021-11-24 5:37:25 PM  

thepeterd: Don't all women have sex with their gynecologists?


I hate to break it to you, but your wife wasn't being entirely honest about that.
 
2021-11-24 5:41:09 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Guido spoog better cure HPV if any podgy 60-year-old can get it on with his patients.  Are women Italo-fetishists, that any guy there is hot??  I thought they had to be hot, not necessarily just Italian.

This guy, and the 62-y-o club promoter in Rimini who died having sex with a 21-y-o......and I had to live in Puritanical Muricuh, where wimmin go EWWW at the thought of sex with anyone five years their junior, and who mostly give up on sex entirely after 30.


To be fare, most older Euro males are not morbidly obese, backward baseball cap wearing morans.
 
2021-11-24 5:47:42 PM  
I'm the one they call Dr. Zauberflöte,
I'm the one that makes you get turned out...
I'm the one they call Dr. Zauberflöte,
I'm gonna be your Fronkensteen.

/looks at words on screen
//looks at bong
///I'd better hurry up and finish these side dishes for tomorrow or I'm gonna be in trouble.
 
TWX
2021-11-24 5:49:45 PM  

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Well he IS a gynecologist.
 
2021-11-24 5:56:19 PM  
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Anyone else?
 
2021-11-24 6:05:33 PM  
I'm not an Italian gynecologist, but I am 1/4th Italian with a lifelong interest in vaginas, should any attractive ladies want me to "cure" them. I'll even work pro boner!
 
2021-11-24 6:16:04 PM  

Gawdzila: raerae1980: Lambskincoat: I get the impression that almost all male, Italian doctors offer their attractive patients sex to "cure" them.

Is this what I have to look forward too?

I've heard things about Italy...

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That's a name I haven't seen in a while. I still have the pictures but I read that they were fake :(
 
2021-11-24 6:16:44 PM  
Reminds me of something I've seen dozens of times.
/at 7 minute intervals, usually.
 
2021-11-24 6:19:03 PM  

LewDux: raerae1980: Lambskincoat: I get the impression that almost all male, Italian doctors offer their attractive patients sex to "cure" them.

Is this what I have to look forward too?

...."in Diana Jones"?


Fun fact: Look up the Diana Jones Award.
 
2021-11-24 6:20:19 PM  

Wanebo: FTFA

"An Italian doctor known by the nickname "Dr. Magic Flute" was uncovered"

My guess is that with a nickname like that he was usually uncovered.


I think he was just a Beethoven fan.
 
2021-11-24 6:28:43 PM  
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2021-11-24 6:29:46 PM  
Hot Italian doctors?
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/ don't think she is Italian...
 
2021-11-24 7:19:36 PM  
If you believe that, then I have no sympathy for you.
 
2021-11-24 7:41:27 PM  
Well, even if he loses his license he can call back on his career as a Ispettore Bikini
 
2021-11-24 7:46:00 PM  

raerae1980: Lambskincoat: I get the impression that almost all male, Italian doctors offer their attractive patients sex to "cure" them.

Is this what I have to look forward too?


I'm the wrong kind of doctor, but how YOU doin'?
 
2021-11-24 7:57:51 PM  
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2021-11-24 9:33:51 PM  

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He is coming, and that right soon.
 
2021-11-24 9:35:23 PM  

jaivirtualcard: As a result of the TV expose, 15 other women have come forward and claimed they were also victimized by the doctor and his miracle sex cure.

I hate to say this but "You women are dumb to believe that it would actually work."


Yeah, reading this story I never thought "what a shame, if he hadn't interfered then she would certainly have followed more credible medical advice!"
 
2021-11-24 10:24:02 PM  
Now you don't have to worry about Covid. Worry about the syphilis he just gave you.
 
2021-11-24 10:31:10 PM  

phishrace: Protip: Never hire a gynecologist named Dr. Magic Flute or an electrician named Sparky


or trust a fireman with the last name Burns.
 
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