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2021-11-24 11:25:18 AM  
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2021-11-24 11:28:32 AM  
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2021-11-24 11:30:55 AM  
I bet 5 bucks he'll be sterile in 5 years from covid.
 
2021-11-24 11:33:30 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: I bet 5 bucks he'll be sterile in 5 years from covid.


Death has a way of making one sterile
 
2021-11-24 11:33:36 AM  
How did this guy survive in the San Francisco Giants' locker room and dugout for three years?
 
2021-11-24 11:43:55 AM  
You're crazy.
 
2021-11-24 11:51:31 AM  

Badmoodman: How did this guy survive in the San Francisco Giants' locker room and dugout for three years?


You realize you are talking about a sport where "We all need to jizz in a rusty spinach can while each shoving our left big toes into a Mountain Dew bottle half-filled with rat piss and cayenne pepper - and this will 100% make sure John gets a double on this next pitch" is considered not only sane, but required by The Sacred Unwritten Rules Of The Game.  Frankly, this has to be the least farkwitty thing to come out of a baseball player.
 
2021-11-24 11:52:07 AM  
Aubrey Huff's Unvaccinated Sperm is the name of my ______ band.
 
2021-11-24 11:54:58 AM  

gilatrout: Uchiha_Cycliste: I bet 5 bucks he'll be sterile in 5 years from covid.

Death has a way of making one sterile


I'm hoping she has the good taste and eye for irony to let this one pull through, mostly.
 
2021-11-24 12:04:19 PM  
"unvashenned"?

I've never seen someone type a stroke
 
2021-11-24 12:11:54 PM  
Even by dumb jock standards, Aubrey Huff is one stupid mother farker.
 
2021-11-24 12:22:31 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: I bet 5 bucks he'll be sterile in 5 years from covid.


Or from the ivermectin.
 
2021-11-24 12:47:56 PM  
Dude just wants some extra sperm to keep around his house in case of an apocalypse. no biggie
 
2021-11-24 1:19:11 PM  
My swimmers ask but one question: can you motivate me?
 
2021-11-24 2:02:13 PM  

Nah'mean: Even by dumb jock standards, Aubrey Huff is one stupid mother farker.


Not just astoundingly stupid, but also a raging asshole.  Bad combination.
 
2021-11-24 2:26:10 PM  
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2021-11-24 2:35:45 PM  
Unvashenned sperm?

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2021-11-24 2:35:45 PM  
Pfizer gave me a third testicle, so this guy is a fool.
 
2021-11-24 2:36:16 PM  
A two time watersports champion? No wonder he's so pissy.
 
2021-11-24 2:36:22 PM  
I give it 6 months before cum becomes the new alt-right muscle building protein drink.
 
2021-11-24 2:36:24 PM  

syrynxx: You're crazy.


Such a people pleaser you are.
 
2021-11-24 2:36:44 PM  

NateAsbestos: "unvashenned"?

I've never seen someone type a stroke


I kind of want to know if it's some new meme going around, but...fark it, I'll google it...

Wow. It's a truly unique word. All instances reference this post.
 
2021-11-24 2:36:48 PM  
No one wants your low-IQ sperm, dude.
 
2021-11-24 2:37:09 PM  
Ok, I will.  why is your unvaccinated sperm dripping out of that donkey's ass?
 
2021-11-24 2:37:17 PM  
He probably drinks a cup of unvaccinated sperm each day. That's how manly he is.
 
2021-11-24 2:37:47 PM  
who?
 
2021-11-24 2:37:59 PM  
I guess this means something but I have no idea who Aubrey Huff is.

Sounds like an idiot.
 
2021-11-24 2:38:06 PM  
The confidence these morons constantly put forward is doom for our society.
 
2021-11-24 2:38:39 PM  

Phil McKraken: Pfizer gave me a third testicle, so this guy is a fool.


Thanks to the vaccine mine are GIGANTIC.

Guess who is gonna flood the market!
 
2021-11-24 2:38:52 PM  
The vaccine made me irresponsible to women.

/ it could also be that I listen to what women say and respond appropriately.

// It's probably the vaccine, tho
 
2021-11-24 2:39:42 PM  

NateAsbestos: "unvashenned"?

I've never seen someone type a stroke


covfefe
 
2021-11-24 2:39:56 PM  
I......jesus farking god.

My vote is now for whatever party will destroy the human race the fastest because man, fark people.
 
2021-11-24 2:40:05 PM  
Well, my days of taking him seriously are definitely coming to a middle.
 
2021-11-24 2:40:24 PM  
I'm shocked  .. I didn't know they made needles that small ..
 
2021-11-24 2:40:36 PM  

SumoJeb: I give it 6 months before cum becomes the new alt-right muscle building protein drink.


Does it have the power of crows?
 
2021-11-24 2:40:51 PM  
 
2021-11-24 2:41:14 PM  

Sergeant Angle: Unvashenned sperm?

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2021-11-24 2:41:29 PM  
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2021-11-24 2:43:41 PM  
This is a thing in that community. I saw a protest sign that read "Unvaxxed sperm is the next bitcoin".

These people earnestly think they'll be selling their sperm for tens of thousands of dollars. It's just more copium.
 
2021-11-24 2:45:02 PM  

SumoJeb: I give it 6 months before cum becomes the new alt-right muscle building protein drink.


It'll never happen Jeb, there's no w...

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2021-11-24 2:45:12 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: This is a thing in that community. I saw a protest sign that read "Unvaxxed sperm is the next bitcoin".

These people earnestly think they'll be selling their sperm for tens of thousands of dollars. It's just more copium.


To be fair, the vaccine has shown a side effect of male infertility.

Oops, sorry, male infertility is a side effect of COVID not the vaccine. Easy mistake to make.
 
2021-11-24 2:45:15 PM  
"Ask me about my unvaccinated sperm."

Fine.  How do I avoid your unvaccinated sperm?  How can I guarantee that both you and your unvaccinated sperm never come anywhere near me, my loved ones, or my personal property?
 
2021-11-24 2:46:20 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: This is a thing in that community. I saw a protest sign that read "Unvaxxed sperm is the next bitcoin".

These people earnestly think they'll be selling their sperm for tens of thousands of dollars. It's just more copium.


Not me. There's some sweet NFTs I'm going to ask for instead.
 
2021-11-24 2:47:33 PM  
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2021-11-24 2:47:35 PM  

mikalmd: I'm shocked  .. I didn't know they made needles that small ..


Right??   Also, how long you think it takes to vaccinate each sperm?  and will that card fit in your wallet?
 
2021-11-24 2:49:57 PM  
I'd be shocked he thinks it works that way, but evidently he has lots of company.
 
2021-11-24 2:50:04 PM  
Gawd, that Wanker is a total jerkoff
 
2021-11-24 2:50:22 PM  
Trying so hard to pwn the libs.
 
2021-11-24 2:50:31 PM  
Well, that guy is clearly the long-term effect of someone not taking proper precautions.
 
2021-11-24 2:50:54 PM  

dildo tontine: Aubrey Huff's Unvaccinated Sperm is the name of my ______ band.


Nihilist Acoustic Disco/Country fusion
 
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