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(WDW News Today)   Whichever one of you is leaving dick pics around Disney World, the Orange County Sheriff politely asks that you knock it off   (wdwnt.com) divider line
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2021-11-24 10:59:04 AM  
Oh, so that's where I...
DON'T DRINK FIREBALL, KIDS!
 
2021-11-24 11:01:27 AM  
Petit crime.
 
2021-11-24 11:05:24 AM  
The irony here is that was taken with Instax instant film. Also known as 'instax mini'
 
2021-11-24 11:06:12 AM  
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2021-11-24 11:38:02 AM  
Are we sure they're not duck pics? You know, like Donald? Auto correct is a curse upon us all.
 
2021-11-24 11:38:03 AM  
That's DUCK! Daffy DUCK. you maroons.
 
2021-11-24 11:38:36 AM  
The first rule of Project Mayhem is that you do not talk about Project Mayhem.
 
2021-11-24 11:38:39 AM  
FTFA: Both photos were taken using color Fujifilm.

These are the type of details that make a story
 
2021-11-24 11:39:04 AM  
Are they like the hooker trading cards they hand out in Vegas?
 
2021-11-24 11:40:05 AM  
in college i would routinely cut pics from playboy, penthouse, whatever and stash them in books in the campus library.  hundreds of pics.  it's been over 20 years since i graduated and most of the library has gone digital but i like to think that in the rare books stacks there are still a couple "i think i can see her kidneys" pages waiting to be discovered.
 
zez
2021-11-24 11:40:22 AM  
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2021-11-24 11:40:59 AM  
No security footage, at the most monitored place on the planet.
Sure.
 
2021-11-24 11:41:08 AM  
And I say keep up the good work.
 
2021-11-24 11:44:00 AM  

Begoggle: No security footage, at the most monitored place on the planet.
Sure.


My first thought as well. Disney would be the last place I'd do anything that would get me into any sort of trouble.
 
2021-11-24 11:45:53 AM  

Begoggle: No security footage, at the most monitored place on the planet.
Sure.


(1) No place as large as a Disney park could even come close to having 100% coverage

(2) Nothing about the article says the pictures were taken at the park, just that they were left there.

(3) Even if security was tight and perfect as you imagine, are you really expecting them to have found the one rando dropping a dick pic out of all the randos who drop stuff at a Disney park in a day?  The resources to analyze that much data would make crypto-mining look positively carbon-negative.
 
2021-11-24 11:46:15 AM  
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The amorous adventures of Darkwing Dick
 
2021-11-24 11:47:11 AM  
Disney World is not a casino, there aren't ten million cameras every 5 feet. And there's definitely not cameras everywhere in the hotels, which is where this happened. Not the parks.
 
2021-11-24 11:48:29 AM  
They need to get Dick Tracy on the job.
 
2021-11-24 11:49:08 AM  
It's funny if they're random dicks from the internet.  It's really stupid if it's his own dick and there are fingerprints on the pictures.
 
2021-11-24 11:49:31 AM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [Fark user image image 474x242]


It's the best birthday gift I've ever got! 30 something years later and I'm still playing with it.
 
2021-11-24 11:49:36 AM  

phalamir: Begoggle: No security footage, at the most monitored place on the planet.
Sure.

(1) No place as large as a Disney park could even come close to having 100% coverage

(2) Nothing about the article says the pictures were taken at the park, just that they were left there.

(3) Even if security was tight and perfect as you imagine, are you really expecting them to have found the one rando dropping a dick pic out of all the randos who drop stuff at a Disney park in a day?  The resources to analyze that much data would make crypto-mining look positively carbon-negative.


OK thanks, over-explainer.
 
2021-11-24 11:50:07 AM  

Begoggle: No security footage, at the most monitored place on the planet.
Sure.


So, you're saying it is Goofy doing this, and they are covering for him?

/I'm just asking questions
 
2021-11-24 11:50:20 AM  
You know what I used to do when I found an open printer on an open home wifi?

I'd send them a 75 page pdf on how to secure their wifi, change their SSID and block the printer from outside connections.   Yeah, it could have been done on two pages but the photos and diagrams and the flow charts and the powershell commands no one uses cause they don't include the powershell commands that allow admin rights to the powershell makes it all cromulent.

Oh and a 5 megapixel photo of my butt.  10 x 12 so it eats two pieces of paper.
 
2021-11-24 11:50:52 AM  
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2021-11-24 11:51:28 AM  
Probably one of the animators from The Little Mermaid. Those guys were always hiding dicks in Disney properties.
 
2021-11-24 11:51:33 AM  

freetomato: They need to get Dick Tracy on the job.


Breathless Mahoney probably has a more vested interest.
 
2021-11-24 11:52:04 AM  
There's always one troublemaker who has to cock everything up.
 
2021-11-24 11:52:37 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: You know what I used to do when I found an open printer on an open home wifi?

I'd send them a 75 page pdf on how to secure their wifi, change their SSID and block the printer from outside connections.   Yeah, it could have been done on two pages but the photos and diagrams and the flow charts and the powershell commands no one uses cause they don't include the powershell commands that allow admin rights to the powershell makes it all cromulent.

Oh and a 5 megapixel photo of my butt.  10 x 12 so it eats two pieces of paper.


We just used to send them porn. To each, their own, I guess.
 
2021-11-24 11:52:54 AM  

Begoggle: phalamir: Begoggle: No security footage, at the most monitored place on the planet.
Sure.

(1) No place as large as a Disney park could even come close to having 100% coverage

(2) Nothing about the article says the pictures were taken at the park, just that they were left there.

(3) Even if security was tight and perfect as you imagine, are you really expecting them to have found the one rando dropping a dick pic out of all the randos who drop stuff at a Disney park in a day?  The resources to analyze that much data would make crypto-mining look positively carbon-negative.

OK thanks, over-explainer.


You're welcome.  Please come again.
 
2021-11-24 11:53:14 AM  
This puts a new twist on Hidden Mickeys:

https://www.wdwinfo.com/wdwinfo/hidde​n​mickey.htm
 
2021-11-24 11:53:33 AM  
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2021-11-24 11:55:34 AM  

Begoggle: No security footage, at the most monitored place on the planet.
Sure.


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2021-11-24 11:58:31 AM  

freetomato: They need to get Dick Tracy on the job.


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NEON NOODLE!
 
2021-11-24 12:02:14 PM  

thealgorerhythm: Begoggle: No security footage, at the most monitored place on the planet.
Sure.

[weburbanist.com image 468x350]


What's going on here?
 
2021-11-24 12:02:18 PM  
Both photos were taken using color Fujifilm.

Good choice. You really want those colours to pop.
 
2021-11-24 12:02:36 PM  
Oh, but it's okay when THEY put Dicks in their Pictures

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2021-11-24 12:02:48 PM  

offacue: It's funny if they're random dicks from the internet.  It's really stupid if it's his own dick and there are fingerprints on the pictures.


If he gets caught and it goes to trial, "discovery" is going to be very interesting.
 
2021-11-24 12:05:20 PM  

ElwoodCuse: Disney World is not a casino, there aren't ten million cameras every 5 feet. And there's definitely not cameras everywhere in the hotels, which is where this happened. Not the parks.


IT was at the buffets at Art of Animation and Fort Wilderness.

Incidentally Fort Wilderness has the most interesting artwork in the restroom by the buffet.
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2021-11-24 12:07:57 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: thealgorerhythm: Begoggle: No security footage, at the most monitored place on the planet.
Sure.

[weburbanist.com image 468x350]

What's going on here?


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2021-11-24 12:08:18 PM  
Jester finally made it to Disneyland, good for her.
 
2021-11-24 12:08:36 PM  

optikeye: ElwoodCuse: Disney World is not a casino, there aren't ten million cameras every 5 feet. And there's definitely not cameras everywhere in the hotels, which is where this happened. Not the parks.

IT was at the buffets at Art of Animation and Fort Wilderness.

Incidentally Fort Wilderness has the most interesting artwork in the restroom by the buffet.
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"How about some more beans Mr Taggert?"
 
2021-11-24 12:12:31 PM  

fat boy: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 273x184]
The amorous adventures of Darkwing Dick


Whoever combined that text and pic doesn't know anything about duck penises.
 
2021-11-24 12:17:11 PM  
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2021-11-24 12:20:17 PM  
Can Disney have its own tag on FARK?
 
2021-11-24 12:33:06 PM  
I'll never find it but Jezebel once had someone write in about how in the pre-cell phone era they had someone slide an envelope of unsolicited dick pictures under their door. Like, in a time where the perpetrator would likely need access to a dark room do such a thing.
 
2021-11-24 12:34:19 PM  
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2021-11-24 12:34:23 PM  

kdawg7736: Can Disney have its own tag on FARK?


With a dick icon ...
 
2021-11-24 12:36:34 PM  

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I wonder if someone is saving all of these .gifs and then next year they're going to get in here b4 you and post the appropriate one just to have a funny.
 
2021-11-24 12:40:52 PM  

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I find it highly amusing that straight women get really mad at unsolicited dick pics, while gay men are like "Send me literally all of the dick pics. All of them. Even if it's your dad's. Especially if it's your dad's."
 
2021-11-24 12:41:57 PM  

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Are the straights okay?
 
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