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(ESPN)   Your postprandial NFL Thanksgiving afternoon schedule: Da Bears take on the winless Lions at 12:30pm ET on Fox and then the Raiders travel to Jerryworld to battle the Cowboys at 4:30pm ET on CBS. Happy Thanksgiving everyone   (espn.com) divider line
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2021-11-24 8:10:18 PM  
Lions get their first win. YHIHF.
 
2021-11-24 8:58:30 PM  
Bears vs. Lions. Talk about your Thanksgiving turkey!
 
2021-11-24 9:49:10 PM  

bingethinker: Bears vs. Lions. Talk about your Thanksgiving turkey!


I mean, it is Turkey Day...

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2021-11-25 1:53:51 AM  
For DISH users it's channel 957, in-between Univision Children's Football Channel and B1G Ugly Sorority Bowling PPV.
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2021-11-25 8:20:11 AM  

bingethinker: Bears vs. Lions. Talk about your Thanksgiving turkey!


AND it's Shoepisser and Captain Concussion. And THEN we get The World's Most Overbearing Color Guy getting to gush about his former team for three hours.

This is the football gods punishing us for Dear Leader's NFL in London wet dream.
 
2021-11-25 10:37:43 AM  
The only time the Eagles hosted a Thanksgiving game during my time with season tickets was 2007 (or 2008) when they played the Cardinals. I cannot imagine the ass-ache that is having your team play on Thanksgiving ever year.

Two hours until kickoff and you have your choice of cheap resale seats
 
2021-11-25 12:25:55 PM  
Happy Birthsgiving to me!

Was going to be at a friend's Thanksgiving bash today, but the cooks caught COVID so that was cancelled.  Instead partner is making me a Birthsgiving lobster/scallop dinner followed by a huge slice of cake.  Not traditional Thanksgiving food, but a lot easier to find the ingredients last-minute.

Should be here for all three games today, no matter how boring (or exciting) they happen to be.  Happy Thanksgiving Football Farker Family, I'm thankful for these threads every game day.
 
2021-11-25 12:31:05 PM  
🏈 🏈 🏈
 
2021-11-25 12:31:18 PM  
FOX:

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2021-11-25 12:32:38 PM  
Not a good choice for the anthem IMO.  Don't make it your own, get through it so we can get to the game
 
2021-11-25 12:32:40 PM  
Happy Thanksgiving reprobates!

Only marching bands should play the anthem. I mean I'd rather go without but if you're gonna have someone do it have marching bands do it.
 
2021-11-25 12:32:43 PM  
Taylor Swift is still a whore

/nor does she have any scientific credentials
//way to eat your own foot
///you stupid bich
 
2021-11-25 12:32:44 PM  
Hello everyone, hope you are all well.

What song is this clown attempting to sing???
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-11-25 12:33:23 PM  
This is gonna be a trainwreck
 
2021-11-25 12:33:43 PM  

ariseatex: Happy Birthsgiving to me!

Was going to be at a friend's Thanksgiving bash today, but the cooks caught COVID so that was cancelled.  Instead partner is making me a Birthsgiving lobster/scallop dinner followed by a huge slice of cake.  Not traditional Thanksgiving food, but a lot easier to find the ingredients last-minute.

Should be here for all three games today, no matter how boring (or exciting) they happen to be.  Happy Thanksgiving Football Farker Family, I'm thankful for these threads every game day.


Happy Birthsgiving to you!  Too bad COVID cancelled your gathering, but it sounds like you'll still do pretty well.
 
2021-11-25 12:33:47 PM  

FriarReb98: bingethinker: Bears vs. Lions. Talk about your Thanksgiving turkey!

AND it's Shoepisser and Captain Concussion. And THEN we get The World's Most Overbearing Color Guy getting to gush about his former team for three hours.


And then we get ANOTHER color guy getting to gush about his former team for three hours.
 
2021-11-25 12:34:27 PM  

Be polite walk on the right: Taylor Swift is still a whore

/nor does she have any scientific credentials
//way to eat your own foot
///you stupid bich


Wut?
 
2021-11-25 12:34:42 PM  

Wadded Beef: Lions get their first win. YHIHF.


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2021-11-25 12:34:52 PM  

ariseatex: Happy Birthsgiving to me!

Was going to be at a friend's Thanksgiving bash today, but the cooks caught COVID so that was cancelled.  Instead partner is making me a Birthsgiving lobster/scallop dinner followed by a huge slice of cake.  Not traditional Thanksgiving food, but a lot easier to find the ingredients last-minute.

Should be here for all three games today, no matter how boring (or exciting) they happen to be.  Happy Thanksgiving Football Farker Family, I'm thankful for these threads every game day.


Happy Bday Ari!  Mine was Tuesday.
 
2021-11-25 12:35:06 PM  

ariseatex: Happy Birthsgiving to me!

Was going to be at a friend's Thanksgiving bash today, but the cooks caught COVID so that was cancelled.  Instead partner is making me a Birthsgiving lobster/scallop dinner followed by a huge slice of cake.  Not traditional Thanksgiving food, but a lot easier to find the ingredients last-minute.

Should be here for all three games today, no matter how boring (or exciting) they happen to be.  Happy Thanksgiving Football Farker Family, I'm thankful for these threads every game day.


Jeez, at least you didn't catch COVIDucken

Happy birf
 
2021-11-25 12:35:18 PM  
Happy Birthday Ari!
 
2021-11-25 12:35:40 PM  

Wadded Beef: Lions get their first win. YHIHF.


It took me way too long to figure out what YHIHF meant.  I thought you were doing a weird furry yiff for a moment there.
 
2021-11-25 12:36:14 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Happy Thanksgiving reprobates!

Only marching bands should play the anthem. I mean I'd rather go without but if you're gonna have someone do it have marching bands do it.


I'll put a word in for quartets.
String, Barbershop, Doo Wop work well.
 
2021-11-25 12:36:19 PM  
Bears 34
Lions 3
 
2021-11-25 12:36:38 PM  
I get to watch as much (or little) of this game as I please, but won't get much of the 2nd game, may miss a bit of the 3rd.

Going to my sisters for dinner, smaller gathering, so it should be fun.
 
2021-11-25 12:36:51 PM  

jake_lex: bingethinker: Bears vs. Lions. Talk about your Thanksgiving turkey!

I mean, it is Turkey Day...

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You Tube stream for today's MST3K Turkey Day Marathon for anyone who'd rather watch it than Lions/Bears:

The MST3K TURKEY DAY MARATHON 2021
Youtube qsUixihhUSk
 
2021-11-25 12:37:10 PM  
If Lions win, Nagy is getting fired on the spot.
 
2021-11-25 12:38:13 PM  

Daedalus27: Not a good choice for the anthem IMO.  Don't make it your own, get through it so we can get to the game


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2021-11-25 12:38:26 PM  

eddievercetti: If Lions win, Nagy is getting fired on the spot.


He should be. But probably won't. Rumors this week aside, they've never fired a coach in season. Not even Trestman.
 
2021-11-25 12:38:32 PM  
I still want to know which Lions owner sold their soul so we get cursed to a Lions game every Thanksgiving.
 
2021-11-25 12:39:02 PM  

Wadded Beef: Lions get their first win. YHIHF.


They really aren't as bad as their record, but this is their best chance to win if they're only going to win once.
 
2021-11-25 12:39:07 PM  

ariseatex: Wadded Beef: Lions get their first win. YHIHF.

It took me way too long to figure out what YHIHF meant.  I thought you were doing a weird furry yiff for a moment there.


My friend still hasn't figured it out. 
Can someone explain it for him?
 
2021-11-25 12:39:36 PM  

bionicjoe: ariseatex: Wadded Beef: Lions get their first win. YHIHF.

It took me way too long to figure out what YHIHF meant.  I thought you were doing a weird furry yiff for a moment there.

My friend still hasn't figured it out. 
Can someone explain it for him?


You Heard It Here First.
 
2021-11-25 12:40:04 PM  
Gotta catch that.
 
2021-11-25 12:40:16 PM  
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/game 1
 
2021-11-25 12:40:18 PM  

bionicjoe: ariseatex: Wadded Beef: Lions get their first win. YHIHF.

It took me way too long to figure out what YHIHF meant.  I thought you were doing a weird furry yiff for a moment there.

My friend still hasn't figured it out. 
Can someone explain it for him?


You heard it here first
 
2021-11-25 12:40:21 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Wadded Beef: Lions get their first win. YHIHF.

They really aren't as bad as their record, but this is their best chance to win if they're only going to win once.


Yes, they are.
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-11-25 12:40:23 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Wadded Beef: Lions get their first win. YHIHF.

They really aren't as bad as their record, but this is their best chance to win if they're only going to win once.


They tied the Steelers, with Mason goddamn Rudolph under center.

Tied.

They aren't winning shiat.
 
2021-11-25 12:40:43 PM  
Anyone else get a shiver up their spine when Buck said O'Donnell?
 
2021-11-25 12:42:04 PM  

151: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Wadded Beef: Lions get their first win. YHIHF.

They really aren't as bad as their record, but this is their best chance to win if they're only going to win once.

They tied the Steelers, with Mason goddamn Rudolph under center.

Tied.

They aren't winning shiat.


They lost to Lamar Jackson on fluke kick...
 
2021-11-25 12:42:18 PM  
Ok, that Ceaears Ad was funny.
 
2021-11-25 12:42:59 PM  
@ChrisBurkeNFL

Lions win the toss and defer. Bears then also try to defer and are told they cannot, so they'll take the ball. Good start.
 
2021-11-25 12:43:00 PM  
Always wondered why the NFL stuck to the bears/lions/cowboys Thanksgiving tradition, bears and lions are usually terrible, cowboys have been mediocre since JJ coaching era. The Boys do have a huge fan base though. But still.

It truly is a Turkey, every year, on Thanksgiving. (Bills-Saints not applicable)
 
2021-11-25 12:43:00 PM  

ariseatex: bionicjoe: ariseatex: Wadded Beef: Lions get their first win. YHIHF.

It took me way too long to figure out what YHIHF meant.  I thought you were doing a weird furry yiff for a moment there.

My friend still hasn't figured it out. 
Can someone explain it for him?

You Heard It Here First.


I have to get a pair of readers. 
I didn't see the 'I' in the middle.
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-11-25 12:43:05 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: 151: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Wadded Beef: Lions get their first win. YHIHF.

They really aren't as bad as their record, but this is their best chance to win if they're only going to win once.

They tied the Steelers, with Mason goddamn Rudolph under center.

Tied.

They aren't winning shiat.

They lost


Yep. They did.
 
2021-11-25 12:43:27 PM  
You're Cooper, right?. You're family tonight.

LOL
 
2021-11-25 12:43:36 PM  
I saw this name as I was making my fantasy picks for the day, and I'm sad that he's already been released, so this joke is past its expiration date, but fark it, I'm rolling with it.

🎵 I've seen him kick through the yellow arch
Love is not a victory march
It's the Dallas Cowboys'
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2021-11-25 12:44:45 PM  
That was a fumble
 
2021-11-25 12:45:05 PM  
Nifty little fumble, maybe?
 
2021-11-25 12:45:15 PM  
BEEEEESSS
 
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