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(Popular Science)   For those not in denial, Popular Science explains how to prepare your organs to eat as much as humanly possible. Lizard people will have to find their own guide   (popsci.com) divider line
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2021-11-24 11:51:44 AM  
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2021-11-24 12:10:29 PM  
Thanksgiving in the civilized world was more than a month ago.
 
2021-11-24 12:13:09 PM  

MillionDollarMo: Thanksgiving in the civilized world was more than a month ago.


You people celebrate Thanksgiving on the wrong day AND July 4th on July 1st. Unbelievable.
 
2021-11-24 12:13:32 PM  
Stupid pandemic, I can't even find fava beans on the shelf.
 
2021-11-24 12:14:40 PM  

the unabomber was right: MillionDollarMo: Thanksgiving in the civilized world was more than a month ago.

You people celebrate Thanksgiving on the wrong day AND July 4th on July 1st. Unbelievable.


That way we can say we did it first.
 
2021-11-24 12:17:07 PM  

ChrisDe: Stupid pandemic, I can't even find fava beans on the shelf.


How about a bottle of Chianti?
 
2021-11-24 12:17:45 PM  

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Such a great bit.
 
2021-11-24 12:18:19 PM  
"Prep your organs to eat as much food as possible on Thanksgiving"

My organs...  are ready!
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2021-11-24 12:19:13 PM  
"Let's eat, organs!"
Vs.
"Let's eat organs!"
 
2021-11-24 12:20:41 PM  
Cool story, fatty.
 
2021-11-24 12:20:45 PM  
Other Derek will have to figure out what he's going to do.
 
2021-11-24 12:20:49 PM  
Good. I can use this advice on my next eating challenge.
 
2021-11-24 12:21:18 PM  
I only request one tiny, thin wafer of meat for afters.    And a bucket.
 
2021-11-24 12:21:26 PM  
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2021-11-24 12:21:50 PM  
My organ is prepared for your mom's mouth and stomach, Subby.
 
2021-11-24 12:22:07 PM  
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2021-11-24 12:23:31 PM  

ChrisDe: Stupid pandemic, I can't even find fava beans on the shelf.


That's because they are in the produce section
 
2021-11-24 12:23:33 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: My organ is prepared for your mom's mouth and stomach, Subby.


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2021-11-24 12:24:29 PM  

MillionDollarMo: the unabomber was right: MillionDollarMo: Thanksgiving in the civilized world was more than a month ago.

You people celebrate Thanksgiving on the wrong day AND July 4th on July 1st. Unbelievable.

That way we can say we did it first.


Or, almost a year late
 
2021-11-24 12:26:15 PM  
Dear me, Bullywugs!  /too obscure even for fark?

The aliens from To Serve Man originally landed at the site where the Donner Party... had already commenced.

In an entire universe of era-related humor, it look me this long to think of Mr. Van Gogh.

My liver is already pickled.  So, like ceviche, but gross instead of delicious.

I just wish science WAS still popular.
 
2021-11-24 12:27:20 PM  
What's with all the fancy instructions? Do people not own vomitoriums anymore?
 
2021-11-24 12:27:32 PM  

the unabomber was right: MillionDollarMo: Thanksgiving in the civilized world was more than a month ago.

You people celebrate Thanksgiving on the wrong day AND July 4th on July 1st. Unbelievable.


They don't even celebrate Washington's birthday. How rude.
 
2021-11-24 12:28:28 PM  
You can prepare an organ but you can't tuna piano.

Wait, I'll come in again.
 
2021-11-24 12:32:28 PM  
You can tell who the lizard people are because they're always the ones hanging out by the grill.  The heat increases their metabolism and their appetite.
 
2021-11-24 12:40:13 PM  
Like this?

Demolition Man (1993) - Rat Burger Scene
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/I can't believe I got to use this twice today.
 
2021-11-24 12:48:49 PM  
Beat me in the Boobies.
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2021-11-24 12:52:08 PM  

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Not my kink, but I'm sure you'll find someone around here.
 
2021-11-24 12:54:59 PM  
When I was younger, if I consumed large quantities of alcohol I could absolutely destroy a large amount of food. But now that I am older, I find when I drink I have no interest in food. So my Thanksgiving gorging plan is simple. No alcohol  until after the meal.
 
2021-11-24 1:07:09 PM  

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Done in one. Absolutely the first thing I thought of.
 
2021-11-24 1:11:55 PM  
I read it as "how to prepare your organs to eat as much as humanely possible", and I thought it was extremely creepy to figure out exactly how to serve just enough of one's own liver to guests while keeping yourself alive.
 
2021-11-24 1:18:44 PM  
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2021-11-24 1:38:17 PM  
Tomorrow will be hot and sour soup, crab rangoons, pork wontons, veggie and shrimp spring rolls, char sui, pineapple fried rice, copious amounts of booze and whatever desserts the few students who are coming over will bring.

And 6 hrs of board games.
 
2021-11-24 4:04:34 PM  
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2021-11-24 4:28:41 PM  

tommyl66: I read it as "how to prepare your organs to eat as much as humanely possible", and I thought it was extremely creepy to figure out exactly how to serve just enough of one's own liver to guests while keeping yourself alive.


I'd be more interested in this.  For all parts of the body.  Is there a book?
 
2021-11-24 4:29:26 PM  
For a friend, not for me.  I mean a friend who is curious, not a friend who is currently being served up.  I mean ... well.  Nevermind.  Can we delete the internet?  Lets pretend I never asked.
 
2021-11-24 4:53:55 PM  

MillionDollarMo: ChrisDe: Stupid pandemic, I can't even find fava beans on the shelf.

How about a bottle of Chianti?


Please! That was in the movie. Dr. Lecter had a sophisticated palate and paired the dinner with "a big Amarone"
 
2021-11-24 6:12:46 PM  

MillionDollarMo: ChrisDe: Stupid pandemic, I can't even find fava beans on the shelf.

How about a bottle of Chianti?


Pro tip cotton candy grapes for ice cubes
 
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