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(Daily Star)   "I told her that she could not do that." And they continued anyhow   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Giggity, Oral sex, Sexual intercourse, Question, Breach of the peace, Human sexual behavior, Yordan Noa, Arrest, Summer Watkins  
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2021-11-24 9:33:29 AM  
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Given that this was in Florida, I'd assume the guy believed he was f*cking a raccoon.

He does have that, "don't care, f*cked a raccoon" look on his face...
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2021-11-24 10:36:52 AM  
So did they make the vid or what?
 
2021-11-24 10:37:30 AM  
I hope they burned that car.
 
2021-11-24 10:39:48 AM  
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"This is the coolest reason ive ever been to jail. This jail anyway."
 
2021-11-24 10:40:22 AM  
Is it normal for police to give rides to passengers when drivers are arrested and put them in the same car/backseat as the arrestee?
 
2021-11-24 10:40:27 AM  
Now I have "Back to Black" playing in my head...
 
2021-11-24 10:41:28 AM  
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2021-11-24 10:41:40 AM  
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2021-11-24 10:43:11 AM  
New TikTok challenge trifecta in play?
 
2021-11-24 10:43:40 AM  
When I picture a girl who would film herself giving a bj in the back of a cop car, this is exactly what comes to mind.
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2021-11-24 10:44:29 AM  

dothemath: [Fark user image 850x1076]"This is the coolest reason ive ever been to jail. This jail anyway."


"I got a blowjob from the reanimated corpse of Amy Winehouse. What did you do today?"
 
2021-11-24 10:44:38 AM  
I think they put the wrong pic of the woman up there, no was that she is 24. Maybe I read that wrong.
 
2021-11-24 10:46:18 AM  
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2021-11-24 10:47:14 AM  
Girl: Can I suck dick back here?
Cop: No.
Girl: Please? I *really* want to suck dick back here.
Cop. Absolutely not! Anyway I need to leave you two alone for an unspecified amount of time.
*later*
Cop: She sucked dick back there!  I am so surprised!
 
2021-11-24 10:47:22 AM  

scruffythecat: I think they put the wrong pic of the woman up there, no was that she is 24. Maybe I read that wrong.


Some people hit the wall hard. Figuratively and/or literally.
 
2021-11-24 10:47:35 AM  
Lotsa aristocrats featured in The Star:
Glam vet injected pals with horse tranquilliser ketamine on drug-fuelled weekend
'Morgue rat' female necrophile addicted to sex with corpses found death stench 'erotic'


Also some Einsteins:
Tourist savaged by crocodile after mistaking beast for plastic model at theme park
 
2021-11-24 10:48:40 AM  

scruffythecat: I think they put the wrong pic of the woman up there, no was that she is 24. Maybe I read that wrong.


Dyslexia? That's 42
 
2021-11-24 10:51:00 AM  
Would not tap that.......
The memory would haunt me.
 
2021-11-24 10:52:10 AM  
*scrolls thread*

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2021-11-24 10:54:13 AM  
How did he record it on his phone? If he was under arrest, he would have been handcuffed behind his back, no?
 
2021-11-24 10:55:12 AM  
Hey you are already in trouble so go big or go home. Just need some none grainy mugshot pics of her for my records.
 
2021-11-24 10:55:32 AM  
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2021-11-24 10:56:46 AM  
Summer Watkins, had me a blast
Summer Watkins, it happened so fast

/I'm terribly sorry
 
2021-11-24 10:57:26 AM  

Zik-Zak: scruffythecat: I think they put the wrong pic of the woman up there, no was that she is 24. Maybe I read that wrong.

Some people hit the wall hard. Figuratively and/or literally.


Hit the wall? You could stick her to it
 
2021-11-24 10:59:41 AM  
amy whinehouse is looking better.
 
2021-11-24 11:02:11 AM  
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"Americas Next Top Mouth Hooker"
 
2021-11-24 11:02:21 AM  

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First thing I thought of as well.
 
2021-11-24 11:04:50 AM  
My buddy Frank had what he thought was the perfect girlfriend. No arms or legs and a mute. He would carry her around like a six pack.
 
2021-11-24 11:06:10 AM  
People paying for porn: LOL.
People paying for porn of ugly people: LOL.

How is onlyfans still in business? The internet is like 90% free porn already?
 
2021-11-24 11:06:59 AM  
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2021-11-24 11:07:46 AM  
This is something my (extremely) crazy ex would do... including post it to her OF page.

/Almost makes me miss her
//Then I remember she tried to kill me
///Slashies like the ones she tried to put into me with the kitchen knife
 
2021-11-24 11:08:22 AM  
sigh.theshiatiputupwith.zzzip.fapfapfa​p.jpg
 
2021-11-24 11:19:40 AM  
I think the intention here is that she wanted lips that look like someone just socked her good in the mouth.  Like she would take your domestic violence in silence.
 
2021-11-24 11:22:34 AM  

imaconnect4guy: Is it normal for police to give rides to passengers when drivers are arrested and put them in the same car/backseat as the arrestee?


IDK  about same car
CSB time
I once decided to walk home from a party even though it was ten plus miles because why not. Walking(or stumbling) on a dark country road cop pulls up and ask where I'm going, I say home he says hop in, I jump in the front seat because I'm drunk he asks where I'm coming from and I say a party up in Longfellow. As he drives me home dispatcher comes on with a noise complaint for a party in Longfellow and he says looks like you left at the right time.
He gave me a ride all the way home which was technically out of his jurisdiction
 
2021-11-24 11:23:38 AM  
She's got that Edward G Robinson thing going on, which so many guys find attractive

/ myeah
// myeah, see?
 
2021-11-24 11:35:31 AM  
wait a sec... I thought Amy Winehouse died.
 
2021-11-24 11:36:32 AM  

spongeboob: imaconnect4guy: Is it normal for police to give rides to passengers when drivers are arrested and put them in the same car/backseat as the arrestee?

IDK  about same car
CSB time
I once decided to walk home from a party even though it was ten plus miles because why not. Walking(or stumbling) on a dark country road cop pulls up and ask where I'm going, I say home he says hop in, I jump in the front seat because I'm drunk he asks where I'm coming from and I say a party up in Longfellow. As he drives me home dispatcher comes on with a noise complaint for a party in Longfellow and he says looks like you left at the right time.
He gave me a ride all the way home which was technically out of his jurisdiction


I think we're missing a "yadda, yadda, yadda" in there
 
2021-11-24 11:36:40 AM  

spongeboob: imaconnect4guy: Is it normal for police to give rides to passengers when drivers are arrested and put them in the same car/backseat as the arrestee?

IDK  about same car
CSB time
I once decided to walk home from a party even though it was ten plus miles because why not. Walking(or stumbling) on a dark country road cop pulls up and ask where I'm going, I say home he says hop in, I jump in the front seat because I'm drunk he asks where I'm coming from and I say a party up in Longfellow. As he drives me home dispatcher comes on with a noise complaint for a party in Longfellow and he says looks like you left at the right time.
He gave me a ride all the way home which was technically out of his jurisdiction


It sounds like at that point there's a decent chance he's saving himself a call out to an auto accident involving a pedestrian later.  Ounce of prevention and all that...
 
2021-11-24 11:37:23 AM  

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2021-11-24 11:39:44 AM  
FTA: The couple were then left in the back for what has been described as a shot period of time.

A typo, or is this some new kind of slang?
 
2021-11-24 11:42:03 AM  
johnny_vegas: spongeboob: imaconnect4guy: Is it normal for police to give rides to passengers when drivers are arrested and put them in the same car/backseat as the arrestee?

IDK  about same car
CSB time
I once decided to walk home from a party even though it was ten plus miles because why not. Walking(or stumbling) on a dark country road cop pulls up and ask where I'm going, I say home he says hop in, I jump in the front seat because I'm drunk he asks where I'm coming from and I say a party up in Longfellow. As he drives me home dispatcher comes on with a noise complaint for a party in Longfellow and he says looks like you left at the right time. Yadda yadda yadda, He gave me a ride all the way home which was technically out of his jurisdiction

Fark: But you yada yada'd over the best part.
Spongeboob:  No, I mentioned the ride home.

/ftfy
 
2021-11-24 11:54:57 AM  
What's with the 2 inch fake eyelashes lately? Nothing says "low rent" like the plastic lips and the huge fake eyelashes. Oh yeah, they also say "Welcome to the Wonderful World of STD's", too.
 
2021-11-24 12:04:43 PM  
Wouldn't they both be cuffed?  She's got a talented mouth just to get the required access.
 
2021-11-24 12:16:54 PM  
She sounds kinda fun. When was the last time you farkers' WAGs wanted to blow you at all, let alone in the back of a cop car?
 
2021-11-24 12:21:36 PM  

abhorrent1: How did he record it on his phone? If he was under arrest, he would have been handcuffed behind his back, no?


It depends on the officer but a lot of times as long as you're behaving yourself during the arrest, they'll uncuff you once you're in the car or maybe just cuff you in the front. Otherwise you're sitting on your cuffed hands. Handcuffing is mostly just designed to keep you from running away and also so that the cops have less reason to beat you up.

I was once arrested and the cop was really nice. I'm tall so I got put in the front seat with my hands cuffed in the front. My friend was put into the back, but he was shorter. The cop later turned out to be planting evidence on some cases and he was arrested and fired so my case was dismissed.
 
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2021-11-24 12:24:30 PM  

khatores: abhorrent1: How did he record it on his phone? If he was under arrest, he would have been handcuffed behind his back, no?

It depends on the officer but a lot of times as long as you're behaving yourself during the arrest, they'll uncuff you once you're in the car or maybe just cuff you in the front. Otherwise you're sitting on your cuffed hands. Handcuffing is mostly just designed to keep you from running away and also so that the cops have less reason to beat you up.

I was once arrested and the cop was really nice. I'm tall so I got put in the front seat with my hands cuffed in the front. My friend was put into the back, but he was shorter. The cop later turned out to be planting evidence on some cases and he was arrested and fired so my case was dismissed.


Does it bother anyone else that cops doing this rarely are charged with possession or possession with intent to distribute?  After all, in order to plant drugs, the officer must have drugs on his person to be able to plant them.
 
2021-11-24 12:26:40 PM  
She couldn't ask for better publicity for her onlyfans.  What's the overlap of the farkers here piling on to face shame her and all those new subscribers?  I bet it's pretty high...
 
2021-11-24 12:34:35 PM  
J.D. Perez-Morales returned to arrest her for lewd and lascivious behaviour and breach of peace, once he had seen her backseat antics.

Clearly those two in the back seat had a complete lack of morales, and the cop was just trying to give them some!
 
2021-11-24 12:34:44 PM  

abhorrent1: How did he record it on his phone? If he was under arrest, he would have been handcuffed behind his back, no?


Wasn't she handcuffed behind her back, too? Which leads me to admire her dental/lingual dexterity.

/got a cherry stem for ya
 
2021-11-24 12:49:50 PM  

MBooda: abhorrent1: How did he record it on his phone? If he was under arrest, he would have been handcuffed behind his back, no?

Wasn't she handcuffed behind her back, too? Which leads me to admire her dental/lingual dexterity.

/got a cherry stem for ya


I know that Farkers tend towards self-deprecation, but that's one hell of a shot at your own equipment...
 
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