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(CTV News)   Shoot, a cactus could have a good time in Vegas with all the stuff it's talking about   (toronto.ctvnews.ca) divider line
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2021-11-24 9:34:36 AM  
I want one of these
 
2021-11-24 9:54:57 AM  
"The Polish artist said he planned to take legal action against the Chinese company for using his song without permission."


Yeah, good luck with that.
Here is the Chinese company's response that a foreign national intends to sue them.
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2021-11-24 9:55:39 AM  
No, don't shoot a cactus. They have been known to fight back.

"Death by Cactus" (The Goods from the Woods Podcast Episode #184)
Youtube HNiD2srjGEo
 
2021-11-24 9:56:05 AM  
Kurwa kaktus ..ja pierdolę!
 
2021-11-24 9:57:03 AM  
Polish Cow (Full Version)
Youtube 9hhMUT2U2L4
I thought it might be this but to be honest ...this is the only Polish cocaine song I know.
 
2021-11-24 10:00:32 AM  

Nadie_AZ: I want one of these


I'm not sure if it says the same things, but there's a few dancing cactus online

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I'm tempted too, but I can't buy everything. Imagine buying a dozen of them and having them all sing and dance in unison.
 
2021-11-24 10:01:28 AM  

Nadie_AZ: I want one of these


Parents will return some of the toys, but I'll bet that the others will become a mild collector's item.
 
2021-11-24 10:02:41 AM  
How do you do cocaine in polish? I've only ever done it in English and I'm interested in cultural outreach
 
2021-11-24 10:03:55 AM  
Paige, no!
 
2021-11-24 10:06:40 AM  
I can just picture the Chinese toy factory employee hastily searching for a 15 second clip of random polish-sounding lyrics with a catchy beat to use in their product. "It's okay, toy is for Americans, they don't know what the cactus says anyway!"
 
2021-11-24 10:07:27 AM  
Cocaine? I would think it would sing about peyote.
 
2021-11-24 10:07:58 AM  
This is the most absurd timeline.
 
2021-11-24 10:08:05 AM  
"It's about taking five grams of cocaine and being alone ... It's a very depressing song," Tanner said

That sounds like my idea of heaven actually.

With five grams of cocaine anything can be fun.
 
2021-11-24 10:10:56 AM  

Nadie_AZ: I want one of these


So do i!
 
2021-11-24 10:13:10 AM  

dothemath: "It's about taking five grams of cocaine and being alone ... It's a very depressing song," Tanner said

That sounds like my idea of heaven actually.

With five grams of cocaine anything can be fun.


5 grams worth of cocaine??
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That's a LOT of cocaine.
 
2021-11-24 10:13:49 AM  

Teddy Brosevelt: How do you do cocaine in polish? I've only ever done it in English and I'm interested in cultural outreach


GIS for Polish Cokesucker

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2021-11-24 10:18:22 AM  
Did she check to see if it was filled with cocaine?
 
2021-11-24 10:20:02 AM  
Ok, so we've all done cocaine off the Walmart website. We've all been there, dont hold it against the thing.
 
2021-11-24 10:24:39 AM  
You think a drug endorsing Polish speaking cactus toy would be more about endorsing peyote
 
2021-11-24 10:29:18 AM  

MythDragon: [Clash of the Grandmas]


Hawt. There is not enough geriatric lesbian scissoring out there. /jk
 
2021-11-24 10:32:58 AM  
*Whilst dining with a Polish family* "So hey - I learnt a Polish song ..."
 
2021-11-24 11:17:50 AM  
Nsfw audio (swearing)
https://youtu.be/D3uJHTisUdE
 
2021-11-24 11:20:10 AM  
I think I just got FF8 flashbacks with that damn cactus running away before I could steal his spell or whatever.
 
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