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(MSNBC)   Man who hoped DNA test would exonerate him is now linked to two crimes.   ( msnbc.com) divider line
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2002-02-19 12:25:36 AM  
2002-02-19 12:25:50 AM  
Whoopsie. But did it prove him innocent of the original crime?
2002-02-19 12:26:59 AM  

Er that was supposed to be "sorry, I had to get the Boobies"
2002-02-19 12:27:50 AM  
Ack! I wanted to say Boobies. Stop that
2002-02-19 12:28:02 AM  
2002-02-19 12:28:42 AM  
I'm going home now...
2002-02-19 12:28:44 AM  
God I love watching newbies getting hit by the filter for the first time. Endless hilarity.
2002-02-19 12:28:48 AM  
did you even read the article?
2002-02-19 12:29:23 AM  
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2002-02-19 12:29:51 AM  
I didn't even know there was a filter for that. Oh well, Hilarity ensues and I'm now a lesbian...
2002-02-19 12:31:23 AM  
Hey, EVERY woman is three drinks away from a lesbian experience.
2002-02-19 12:31:35 AM  
No, not
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, this man was just a
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2002-02-19 12:31:50 AM  
This should have had a tag
2002-02-19 12:32:40 AM  
It did have a tag Ethanoic
2002-02-19 12:32:44 AM  
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2002-02-19 12:32:44 AM  
Interesting... We can identify Jefferson Davis' kin, but could not identify OJ?
2002-02-19 12:32:55 AM  
Oh man, I have this sweet video showing just how close woman are to lesbianism. Two hot college girls + mardi gras + beer = Worlds greatest act (lesbian sex).
2002-02-19 12:32:56 AM  
I did read the article, and I decided to digress and end up accidentally talking about boobies, give me a break.
2002-02-19 12:33:38 AM  
Ooops, make that Thomas Jefferson...
2002-02-19 12:33:54 AM  
Sorry Not_Enginerd, I guess you're immune to typos.

punk biatch...
2002-02-19 12:34:26 AM  
Night of the typos and accidental boobie grabbing...
2002-02-19 12:34:45 AM  
His lawyer, Todd Schultz, did not immediately return calls Friday.

In other news, Belleville attorney Todd Schultz elected Illinois' most gullible lawyer.
2002-02-19 12:34:51 AM  
Hey, EVERY woman is three drinks away from a lesbian experience.

They just look at me and turn lesbian. :(
2002-02-19 12:35:10 AM  
We did identify OJ it was the jury that was a bunch of
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I remember after the trial one juror saying something like the odds of the DNA not being his was one in 6 billion and they didn't consider it being a sure thing.
2002-02-19 12:38:19 AM  
I wonder if the guy is going to go for an identical twin or clone defense.
2002-02-19 12:44:05 AM  
Probably the entrapment, assisted by his lawyer, defense...
2002-02-19 12:46:16 AM  
Man who hoped DNA test would exonerate him now realizes that KU is the best team in the land. Hip Hip Hooray.
2002-02-19 01:16:54 AM  
Hey, I'm not a newbie, but what exactly is the word, or a description thereof, which provokes said filter? I've never been caught by it. Just wondering.
2002-02-19 01:17:42 AM  
Its the evil twin i tell you.
2002-02-19 01:27:00 AM  
EddieMoscone: The phrase is "Boobiestt". And an assortment of non-pc words. I remember the good ol days when we could bypass the filter with a simple html tag.
2002-02-19 01:38:09 AM  
One of the filtered words and the one that caught Sheseala is "ƒirst post", which is changed or filtered to boobie.s.
2002-02-19 01:48:59 AM  
You mean U of AZ Wilt not KU......

In other news, I had 2 stoli vanilla and diets & 1 appletini...that equals 3 drinks but I didn't have a lesbian experience, what was I doing wrong?

And on a serious note: Did anyone happen to catch that 20/20 or one of those shows about how thousands of 'rape kits' are sitting in police stations around the U.S. untested because they cost about $500 each and the state's (and/or cities) can't afford to pay for them?! And then 20/20 actually paid for them to test 50 old rape cases and they identified 5 rapists, some of which had committed the rapes (and some of them, murders) like 15 years ago?! I can't believe that the police allow this. Here's an idea, save the money they'd spend on pulling over people who drive 10 miles over the speed limit, and use the money to catch the rapists and murders. And yes, it's that simple.
2002-02-19 01:55:43 AM  
2002-02-19 02:21:25 AM  
Um, how much does it cost to pull some one over?

And if that's seriously the case (I mean, if that isn't a case of sensationalism, or some such thing that shows like 20.20 are rather famous for) then that really pisses me off.
2002-02-19 02:27:17 AM  
2002-02-19 02:47:30 AM  
Guess he didn't realize that now most crime scenes involving murder are now not only searched for fingerprints, but DNA as well.
2002-02-19 03:50:59 AM  
c'mon, where the hell is the nelson muntz "HA HA"?? this story begs for it.
2002-02-19 06:55:11 AM  
Ha Ha
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2002-02-19 07:39:14 AM  

Quick call the pope to exorcise those pesky dna varmits!
2002-02-19 08:09:15 AM  
2002-02-19 08:51:51 AM  
So did the lawyer ask the guy if he was guilty before insisting on the DNA test? Did he explain to the dumbass that he would be proven guilty if the DNA matched? I think the dumbass should sue his lawyer for proving him guilty. Then he should get shot for raping twice.
2002-02-19 08:52:29 AM  
One step closer to GATTACA
2002-02-20 08:09:44 PM  
I told you, it ain`t my baby! But whats it to you that I robbed 11 banks? Just because I am in jail don`t mean I`m guilty!
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