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(Stamford Advocate)   In Russia you can get away with poisoning your opponents, but fark one Moose   (stamfordadvocate.com) divider line
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2021-11-22 3:02:22 PM  
In Russia, a dead moose and a Putin critic add up to a political scandal

Yeah but farking a moose to death sort of loops back around as badass and therefore totally Russian, so it's okay.
 
2021-11-22 9:15:38 PM  
the reason the excuse
 
2021-11-22 9:17:17 PM  
Putin criitc's mistake was not thinking that the moose would talk after he farked it.
Mistake was thinking that anyone would understand what a female moose was saying.
 
2021-11-22 9:18:39 PM  
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2021-11-22 9:22:53 PM  

koder: In Russia, a dead moose and a Putin critic add up to a political scandal

Yeah but farking a moose to death sort of loops back around as badass and therefore totally Russian, so it's okay.


Corey, is that you?

Lewandowski entered the conversation with the comment that his 'dick is four inches bigger than a normal dick.' From there, Lewandowski proceeded to come on to me aggressively by first stating that, he works out twice a day, that he runs 400 miles a week, and that's why he can last for 8 hours at a time in bed.

I'm still half convinced that that whole thing must be some kind of joke.

I mean... come on, nobody anywhere would actually try to use a parody of a demented 13 year old's fantasies as a real-life come on line, would they?
 
2021-11-22 9:23:14 PM  
"It is so blunt and clumsy that it is baffling," she added.

You know who else...

/I'll see myself out.
 
2021-11-22 9:29:18 PM  
Save yourself, Midge!
 
2021-11-22 9:30:31 PM  
Yushchenko, the Communist spokesman, said the wall-to-wall state television coverage of Rashkin's case was a political maneuver to distract from inequality, falling wages, greedy oligarchs, a failing health system and businesses going under because of the pandemic.

"That is why political technologists who create content on state channels are trying to distract people's attention from the social problems," he said. "Actually, Rashkin's case is really nothing."


Man, Russia is such a shiathole. I sure am glad we don't deal with this kind of stuff in America.
 
2021-11-22 9:34:12 PM  

Dr. Bison: "It is so blunt and clumsy that it is baffling," she added.

You know who else...

/I'll see myself out.


"In Russia, the only permitted opposition parties are typically in the Kremlin's pocket, analysts say."

Uh huh.
 
2021-11-22 9:41:08 PM  
Moose and squirrel are enemies of state!
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2021-11-22 10:00:41 PM  
Note to self: Next trip to Russia, tone down moose farking.
 
2021-11-22 10:02:16 PM  
Was it hung like a moose or a mouse?
 
2021-11-22 10:36:33 PM  
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2021-11-22 11:15:06 PM  
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2021-11-23 3:08:59 AM  
Communist lawmaker Nina Ostanina, said the charges were "a political special operation" that was "designed to intimidate all patriots" who offered an alternative to fat cats and crooks in President Vladimir Putin's Russia.

Someone needs to inform the Trumphumpers (who swear they hate Russia and Putin) that they're now BFFs with actual Communists
 
2021-11-23 8:23:20 AM  
A møøse ønce bit my sister.
 
2021-11-23 12:08:30 PM  
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2021-11-23 12:20:20 PM  
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Love is a crazy thing.  I hope they can work it out.
 
2021-11-24 8:02:20 AM  
Herman Goring was the Reich Master of the hunt in Nazi Germany and Master of the German Forest. He issued a proclamation or whatever that said, roughly, Whoever illegally hunts and kills animals in the German Forests wounds the German people. So - SOME fascist autocrats seem to value some animals over people. Not always a rule.....
 
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