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2021-11-21 7:50:53 AM  
I am sure that someone is outraged about this. Or trying to at least work up the gumption to dazzle folks with a screed to rant about Jews, women in office, and why this is EXACTLY why they shouldn't be allowed near either.
 
2021-11-21 8:03:27 AM  
Trashing the Rose garden is A Ok.
 
2021-11-21 8:21:51 AM  
 
2021-11-21 8:22:11 AM  
They just made it a little more Jewy. Not a crime.
 
2021-11-21 8:27:57 AM  
I've had hard nosed landlords before, but trying to elicit outrage over what is effectively hanging a picture on a nail, is pretty low.
 
2021-11-21 8:28:19 AM  
They didn't even know how to hang the damn thing up. I'm a non-practicing Jew and knew how it's supposed to be mounted.
 
2021-11-21 8:30:18 AM  
Well...that explains why the Red Hats do not like Kamala and her husband. Red Hats really do not like Jews.
 
2021-11-21 8:32:36 AM  
Under Jewish custom, when one moves from a house with a mezuzah, you leave the mezuzah behind. So the real questions is whether the next occupant removes the mezuzah.
 
2021-11-21 8:34:58 AM  
A mezuzah huh? It's not like she moved an entire embassy.
 
2021-11-21 8:36:23 AM  
Next they'll be putting up a ervu so they can work at the residence on the Sabbath.
 
2021-11-21 8:37:54 AM  
Subby's headline reminds me of the time Biden was taking a press scrum next to a lake resort. As he was answering questions, behind the scenes a small boy fell into the lake and began to drown just as a speedboat came directly at the boy.

Biden excused himself, calmly ran out across the water, intercepted the speedboat with one hand, picked up the boy with the other hand, brought the boy to shore, and revived the boy. The press attendees busily took notes. The next day's major headlines everywhere:
"BIDEN CAN'T SWIM!"
 
2021-11-21 8:38:19 AM  

hubiestubert: I am sure that someone is outraged about this. Or trying to at least work up the gumption to dazzle folks with a screed to rant about Jews, women in office, and why this is EXACTLY why they shouldn't be allowed near either.


Was our Lord and Savior affixed to the crucifix with removable, non-damaging 3M Command Strips? NO!!!

This is a deliberate provocation. And right before Christmas!!!

/ fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd:
 
2021-11-21 8:38:22 AM  
Someone needs to punch whoever coded that Yelp screen-blocker where the close button is non-functional.
 
2021-11-21 8:40:43 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: They didn't even know how to hang the damn thing up. I'm a non-practicing Jew and knew how it's supposed to be mounted.


Straight up, sideways, or at a jaunty angle?
 
2021-11-21 8:41:57 AM  
I thought they already broke the headboard?
 
2021-11-21 8:44:51 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: They didn't even know how to hang the damn thing up. I'm a non-practicing Jew and knew how it's supposed to be mounted.


                                                               בטח יאן
 
2021-11-21 8:44:55 AM  
This has got to be the lamest attempt at ginning up faux outrage over absolutely nothing I've ever seen. If the Harrises really wanted to trigger people I suggest a full Bacchanalian festival replete with goats, wine and orgies
 
2021-11-21 8:46:23 AM  

BitwiseShift: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: They didn't even know how to hang the damn thing up. I'm a non-practicing Jew and knew how it's supposed to be mounted.

Straight up, sideways, or at a jaunty angle?


with cream cheese and lox.
/actually, a bialy with cream cheese and lox sounds pretty good
//brb
 
2021-11-21 8:46:41 AM  

Raider_dad: A what??

https://reformjudaism.org/beliefs-practices/lifecycle-rituals/what-mezuzah-why-and-how-do-we-use-it

/had to look it up


It's only obscure to Goyim (I'm supposing you'll need to look that up too).
 
2021-11-21 8:47:39 AM  
Antisemites know what these are and sought them out when looking for a target of their violence in 1930s Europe. Today, many  of us have discrete muzuzahs on our doors for that reason.
 
2021-11-21 8:48:55 AM  

hubiestubert: I am sure that someone is outraged about this. Or trying to at least work up the gumption to dazzle folks with a screed to rant about Jews, women in office, and why this is EXACTLY why they shouldn't be allowed near either.


There are actually quite a few people who will be offended with this. They usually have strong feelings on the creation of white ethnostates and are always asking if we've seen kyle.
 
2021-11-21 8:54:40 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: They didn't even know how to hang the damn thing up. I'm a non-practicing Jew and knew how it's supposed to be mounted.


Then why don't you tell us how it should be mounted?
I live in a predominantly Jewish neighborhood and I don't see an issue with how it's mounted.  Looks just like the ones in my neighborhood.
 
2021-11-21 8:55:00 AM  
I'm guessing the MAGAs will be railing against religious freedom in this case.
 
2021-11-21 8:58:32 AM  

Raider_dad: A what??

https://reformjudaism.org/beliefs-practices/lifecycle-rituals/what-mezuzah-why-and-how-do-we-use-it

/had to look it up


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MEZUZAH! You ungrateful gargoyle!
 
2021-11-21 9:00:15 AM  

Kris_Romm: Raider_dad: A what??

https://reformjudaism.org/beliefs-practices/lifecycle-rituals/what-mezuzah-why-and-how-do-we-use-it

/had to look it up

It's only obscure to Goyim (I'm supposing you'll need to look that up too).


Goy with Jewish friends. My kids spent more time in Temple than in church. If "Christians" can put crosses everywhere, this is a lot more low key and good on them. Mazel tov!
 
2021-11-21 9:02:12 AM  

basicstock: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: They didn't even know how to hang the damn thing up. I'm a non-practicing Jew and knew how it's supposed to be mounted.

Then why don't you tell us how it should be mounted?
I live in a predominantly Jewish neighborhood and I don't see an issue with how it's mounted.  Looks just like the ones in my neighborhood.


just read the damn article........
"During the ceremony, the question arose of whether to attach the cylinder either vertically or horizontally. Berg informed the family it's meant to be attached diagonally."
 
2021-11-21 9:09:10 AM  
I was going to go with 'Giggity.  Everyone wants to do it on the boss' desk.   Only very few of us are brave enough to do so.  Especially when the boss is there.'

Seems like a sturdy desk.
 
2021-11-21 9:09:17 AM  
Achtualllllyyy...  That is obviously a 5g transmitter designed for Kamala and the Illuminati to relay George Soros' directives to the Federal Reserve and The Media. If you zoom in carefully you can even see the ancient Hebrew symbol for bitcoin, which is how you know it was designed by Bill Gates, himself.

Oh, 'I' am the crazy one?! We'll, as soon as you all see JFK, Jr.'s press conference in Dallas at 17:00 Zulu this evening, 'I' will be the one laughing as you are being rounded up to be sent to the reeducation camps inside those Amazon warehouses!!
 
2021-11-21 9:14:33 AM  

VigoDeCarpathia: Raider_dad: A what??

https://reformjudaism.org/beliefs-practices/lifecycle-rituals/what-mezuzah-why-and-how-do-we-use-it

/had to look it up

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MEZUZAH! You ungrateful gargoyle!


Gesundheit
 
2021-11-21 9:22:04 AM  

Raider_dad: A what??

https://reformjudaism.org/beliefs-practices/lifecycle-rituals/what-mezuzah-why-and-how-do-we-use-it

/had to look it up


Bondage during davening (praying) is even more fun.

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/Used to wear this stuff before I became Muslim
//Judaism has better looking funny hats than Islam, but more expensive (if you count the fedoras the Orthodox wear, though the kippahs still felt more comfortable than my kufis since they're made mostly for people with smaller heads)
 
2021-11-21 9:22:49 AM  
I was initially outraged at how he was holding that hammer, then realized it was a tiny little nail, so I'll give him a pass.
 
2021-11-21 9:22:51 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: basicstock: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: They didn't even know how to hang the damn thing up. I'm a non-practicing Jew and knew how it's supposed to be mounted.

Then why don't you tell us how it should be mounted?
I live in a predominantly Jewish neighborhood and I don't see an issue with how it's mounted.  Looks just like the ones in my neighborhood.

just read the damn article........
"During the ceremony, the question arose of whether to attach the cylinder either vertically or horizontally. Berg informed the family it's meant to be attached diagonally."


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2021-11-21 9:28:57 AM  
This is my favorite kind of righty outrage.   They'll be outraged that they're doing non-Christian things in the VP house and in the next breath be outraged we aren't supporting Israel enough.
 
2021-11-21 9:32:36 AM  
There is a whole section of Talmud devoted to this.  Maybe it has the story of Maimonides and his kids or grandkids who finally compromised from up or sideways to diagonal.

Maimonides was the guy who lost all his family fortunes when his ship wrecked in the Med.  He had to fall back on his medical skills and became a doctor in the Court of Saladin.  St. Frances was also at the same Court, but there's no record of them meeting.
 
2021-11-21 9:34:01 AM  
The real scandal is how he's wielding that hammer.
 
2021-11-21 9:34:22 AM  

stuhayes2010: This is my favorite kind of righty outrage.   They'll be outraged that they're doing non-Christian things in the VP house and in the next breath be outraged we aren't supporting Israel enough.


The only reason right wing American Christians "support" Jews is because of Armageddon fantasies, otherwise they would of been content with watching Jews be exterminated.
 
2021-11-21 9:38:07 AM  
See that, Pence? Replaced by a Jew.
 
2021-11-21 9:46:44 AM  

Raider_dad: A what??

https://reformjudaism.org/beliefs-practices/lifecycle-rituals/what-mezuzah-why-and-how-do-we-use-it

/had to look it up


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2021-11-21 9:49:02 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: basicstock: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: They didn't even know how to hang the damn thing up. I'm a non-practicing Jew and knew how it's supposed to be mounted.

Then why don't you tell us how it should be mounted?
I live in a predominantly Jewish neighborhood and I don't see an issue with how it's mounted.  Looks just like the ones in my neighborhood.

just read the damn article........
"During the ceremony, the question arose of whether to attach the cylinder either vertically or horizontally. Berg informed the family it's meant to be attached diagonally."


I know, right? What a silly question! It's like those dumb people I have Passover with who *always* ask why this night is different from other nights! Get a clue!
 
2021-11-21 9:56:24 AM  
Seperation of church and state anyone?
 
2021-11-21 10:05:37 AM  

Hugemeister: Seperation of church and state anyone?


They're not forcing you to do it to your house and as long as the mezuzah wasn't purchased with government funds, it should be halal/kosher/allowed
 
2021-11-21 10:07:00 AM  

iheartscotch: Well...that explains why the Red Hats do not like Kamala and her husband. Red Hats really do not like Jews.


Except insofar as they help to fulfill the prophecy.
 
2021-11-21 10:07:26 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: basicstock: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: They didn't even know how to hang the damn thing up. I'm a non-practicing Jew and knew how it's supposed to be mounted.

Then why don't you tell us how it should be mounted?
I live in a predominantly Jewish neighborhood and I don't see an issue with how it's mounted.  Looks just like the ones in my neighborhood.

just read the damn article........
"During the ceremony, the question arose of whether to attach the cylinder either vertically or horizontally. Berg informed the family it's meant to be attached diagonally."

"It's an extraordinary moment in United States history," Berg told CNN in an interview. "And it was one of the great honors of my lifetime to be able to stand there with the second family as they placed that mezuzah on their home for the very first time.


That's my favorite line.  I chuckled.  An extraordinary moment in US history, lol.  Get over yourself, Berg.
 
2021-11-21 10:10:59 AM  
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2021-11-21 10:11:22 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: iheartscotch: Well...that explains why the Red Hats do not like Kamala and her husband. Red Hats really do not like Jews.

Except insofar as they help to fulfill the prophecy.


Well...yes. Inasmuch as Israel is, allegedly, where the final battle between good and evil takes place in the god-bothering book.

/ They sure as shiat do not actually support the people who live there.
 
2021-11-21 10:18:29 AM  
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2021-11-21 10:20:31 AM  

Hugemeister: Seperation of church and state anyone?


Ever notice how other countries haven't placed that specific emphasis on their government, and they have no problems with it, but we - because of being so oppositional to Georgie Rex - did, and so created a country obsessed with theocracy?
 
2021-11-21 10:21:41 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: They didn't even know how to hang the damn thing up. I'm a non-practicing Jew and knew how it's supposed to be mounted.


That was the part of the article that instantly made me know it's BS media propaganda.

First, observant and practicing Jews will have that mezuzah up on move-in day with a Rabbi there to bless everything. It will be one bought or owned by the family a long time ago, or maybe a new one if it's time to replace something that's broken or just on a whim to get a new one. But they'll have it right there to move into the house.

There isn't anything of the sort of "We've got to find the right mezuzah!" and "We need to get a loaner mezuzah from a notable synagog!" Unless, that is, you're a couple of grandstanding schmucks.
 
2021-11-21 10:23:11 AM  

basicstock: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: basicstock: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: They didn't even know how to hang the damn thing up. I'm a non-practicing Jew and knew how it's supposed to be mounted.

Then why don't you tell us how it should be mounted?
I live in a predominantly Jewish neighborhood and I don't see an issue with how it's mounted.  Looks just like the ones in my neighborhood.

just read the damn article........
"During the ceremony, the question arose of whether to attach the cylinder either vertically or horizontally. Berg informed the family it's meant to be attached diagonally."

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When I get home, I'm detaching my ceiling fan and doing this.
 
2021-11-21 10:31:04 AM  

iheartscotch: Pants full of macaroni!!: iheartscotch: Well...that explains why the Red Hats do not like Kamala and her husband. Red Hats really do not like Jews.

Except insofar as they help to fulfill the prophecy.

Well...yes. Inasmuch as Israel is, allegedly, where the final battle between good and evil takes place in the god-bothering book.

/ They sure as shiat do not actually support the people who live there.


Yeah, but according to the Bible, everything in the universe happened within a couple hundred miles of Israel, so of course the last battle will be there.  All the battles will be there because there's nothing else in the universe if you're an illiterate bronze-age death cultist from the levant.
 
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