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(Channel 3000 Madison)   Why, yes, this did happen in Wisconsin. How did you know?   (channel3000.com) divider line
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2021-11-18 4:28:28 AM  
I'll take a weird nonspecific guess - Is it because the driver of the milk truck hangs out with right wing terrorists and hit the same cow 4 times including once in the back but claims it was self defense?  And he later wildly aimed his truck at other cows until he eventually hit 2 more and killed one of those ones?  I'm so random.
 
2021-11-18 4:29:31 AM  
And so it begins. They're coming for what we've taken from them. Like a native-American, but even angrier because without opposable thumbs they can't open a casino to profit off of the White Man.
 
2021-11-18 4:30:14 AM  
This would have been one of the few times the ironic tag would have been appropriate.
 
2021-11-18 4:30:49 AM  

Prof. Frink: And so it begins. They're coming for what we've taken from them. Like a native-American, but even angrier because without opposable thumbs they can't open a casino to profit off of the White Man.


They are fighting for bovine freedom.

Cows With Guns - The Original Animation
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2021-11-18 4:56:40 AM  
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"The cow that died from being struck was listed as.... A Moo-a-cide."
 
2021-11-18 4:59:45 AM  
..cow's status unknown.

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/moo.
 
2021-11-18 5:06:09 AM  
Does it involve cheese snd the Packers?
 
2021-11-18 6:00:13 AM  
But are the cuds OK?
 
2021-11-18 6:02:39 AM  
You don't moo over spilled milk.
 
2021-11-18 6:03:14 AM  
I'll believe it's Wisconsin if it turns out that both the driver and the cow were drunk at the time.
 
2021-11-18 6:03:19 AM  
It sounds like a low blow...

/I can keep this up all night
 
2021-11-18 6:04:37 AM  
And they lived happily heifer after.
 
2021-11-18 6:05:28 AM  
Hereford today, gone tomorrow.
 
2021-11-18 6:08:56 AM  
I could make an udder pun but I'll leave some for the rest of you Farkers.
 
2021-11-18 6:10:38 AM  

bughunter: I could make an udder pun but I'll leave some for the rest of you Farkers.


Moove along now.
 
2021-11-18 6:12:35 AM  
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2021-11-18 6:42:20 AM  
Moo, biatch. Get out the way.
 
2021-11-18 6:47:31 AM  
No whey!
 
2021-11-18 7:41:03 AM  
Let me know when a beer truck hits a bartender.

/Wisconsin
 
2021-11-18 8:00:56 AM  
The cow's status is unknown

unfortunately it had to be put down
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2021-11-18 8:04:45 AM  

MythDragon: The cow's status is unknown

unfortunately it had to be put down
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Glad I hit refresh, I was about to post that!

Well, here's the scene:

Me, Myself, and Irene
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2021-11-18 8:11:39 AM  
There are few things sadder than dairy against dairy violence.
 
2021-11-18 8:29:40 AM  
I thought: beer cheese.
 
2021-11-18 10:57:11 AM  
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2021-11-18 11:40:26 AM  
No wonder they don't know what happened to the cow, they keep rabbiting on about some 'bovine.'
 
2021-11-18 12:08:05 PM  
The cow's status was upgraded from critical to delicious.
 
2021-11-18 2:26:16 PM  
CSB: This is my friend's neighbor. She says Bill and the truck are fine. The beef cow did not survive. I'm assuming it was delicious.
 
2021-11-18 2:53:26 PM  
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