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(Phome Pharker)   Phollowing phirst phaulty phoam PHDA phindings, phurther phaulty phoam phindings phoment Philips' phractionally pharked phinancial phiasco   ( divider line
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2021-11-15 9:37:44 PM  
You know who wrote this headline?

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2021-11-16 1:11:39 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: You know who wrote this headline?

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Trey Anastasio???
2021-11-16 5:59:37 AM  
This phlummuxes me.
2021-11-16 7:09:13 AM  
Garrison Keillor is unsure whether this headline is acceptable.  Keillor's Rule states that alliteration is only funny if all the words start with P, but the rule does not state whether PH is an acceptable alternative.
2021-11-16 12:44:11 PM  
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