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(ESPN)   NFL Week 10 sees the Falcons flying into Dallas, the Saints saying their prayers against the Titans, Buffalo trying to ground the Jets, Detroit attempting to finally win against the Steelers, and Seattle on the road in Green Bay. At 1 PM ET   (espn.com) divider line
    More: Live, Ben Roethlisberger, National Football League, Super Bowl XLIII, Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, Super Bowl, inside look, pass-rusher, host Pablo Torre  
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2021-11-13 8:50:07 PM  
Detroit has a really good shot at it now. The game is pretty much in the hands of the Steelers' defense. Mason Rudolph ought to do OK, but if they end up depending on him passing the ball to win things will get interesting.

If gambling is your thing, the line moved from PIT -8 to -6.5 almost immediately on the news so the Steelers are still the heavy favorites, as they should be, but not as heavy as before.
 
2021-11-13 11:14:24 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Detroit has a really good shot at it now. The game is pretty much in the hands of the Steelers' defense. Mason Rudolph ought to do OK, but if they end up depending on him passing the ball to win things will get interesting.

If gambling is your thing, the line moved from PIT -8 to -6.5 almost immediately on the news so the Steelers are still the heavy favorites, as they should be, but not as heavy as before.

(maniacal laughing)

 
2021-11-14 12:09:08 AM  
Is he who must not be named starting?
 
2021-11-14 1:28:17 AM  

Gubbo: Is he who must not be named starting?


Who, Dent-Head?
 
2021-11-14 1:29:01 AM  
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2021-11-14 1:29:49 AM  
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2021-11-14 1:31:30 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Detroit has a really good shot at it now. The game is pretty much in the hands of the Steelers' defense. Mason Rudolph ought to do OK, but if they end up depending on him passing the ball to win things will get interesting.

If gambling is your thing, the line moved from PIT -8 to -6.5 almost immediately on the news so the Steelers are still the heavy favorites, as they should be, but not as heavy as before.


I really hope the Lions go 1-16.
 
2021-11-14 2:24:02 AM  

bionicjoe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Detroit has a really good shot at it now. The game is pretty much in the hands of the Steelers' defense. Mason Rudolph ought to do OK, but if they end up depending on him passing the ball to win things will get interesting.

If gambling is your thing, the line moved from PIT -8 to -6.5 almost immediately on the news so the Steelers are still the heavy favorites, as they should be, but not as heavy as before.

I really hope the Lions go 1-16.


Given the Stealers won't confirm or deny anything, it's likely they made this move so Pigpen won't have to suffer the indignity of losing to the Lions himself.  One crying Roethlisberger meme is enough, apparently.

Or maybe this is just cover to give his sore boobie and hip some rest.

Either way, it's Omar's fault.
 
2021-11-14 8:14:56 AM  

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You think that's bad?  Roethlisberger's out and is already on track to swell to 600 lbs.

And that's just so far today.
 
2021-11-14 8:55:18 AM  
Today the New England Patriots will play their 1000th game. If they win it will be Belichick's 250th win as head coach of the Patriots.

That'll be mean he has won one quarter of all Patriots games played in one third of their existence. Not one quarter of their wins. One quarter of their games.
 
2021-11-14 9:04:21 AM  
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Ok. Look, It's Omar's bye week.  It's his weekend with the *cough, cough* kids, and he's taking them to Detroit to laugh at lions.  So everyone needs to R-E-L-A-X.  I know it's scary that he's not here, *cough, cough* but I'm filling in.  He told me about all of these old school rants he *cough, cough* does.  That's not Qaron though.  When I met with *cough, cough* him, I found these cool crystals I've never seen before.   At least I think *cough, cough* that they were crystals.  They might be the *cough, cough* the solidified remains of the hate that Omar craps out.  *cough, cough*  Anyway, the new girlfriend and I placed the crystals *cough, cough* placed the crystals on a picture of Jordy Nelson *cough, cough* and thought about Clay Matthews while having sex in a pyramid *cough, cough*  Who knows what chaos will happen!  Say, *cough, cough* is it hot and hard to breath for anyone else here?
 
2021-11-14 9:46:11 AM  
 
2021-11-14 10:21:01 AM  
bad news everyone: I have several loads of laundry and assorted cleaning queued up.

expect the Browns and Lions to win by 18+ since I'll be completely distracted during those games.
 
2021-11-14 10:24:55 AM  
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We are in uncharted and dangerous territory - a rebuilding team suddenly in the mix due to the mediocrity of the AFC. I don't know what to expect anymore....
 
2021-11-14 10:25:44 AM  
Also, it's a Mason day?
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2021-11-14 11:09:43 AM  
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2021-11-14 11:11:13 AM  
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2021-11-14 12:03:27 PM  
It is November. The Turducken must flooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
 
2021-11-14 12:05:44 PM  
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We beat the Ravens!


/go, um, Titans, I guess
 
2021-11-14 12:09:39 PM  
Hai all!

I see that Gronk and Antonio Brown are out vs the WFT today!

That means Bucs' 3rd or 4th string WR will score only 3 TDs or so.

/sigh
 
2021-11-14 12:18:32 PM  
Just watched a bit of the pre-pregame show on FOX.

Holy sh*t the bit with Cooper Manning is atrocious. Like....it would be bad for 3am Local Access channel.
 
2021-11-14 12:18:47 PM  
Let's geaux Saints.  Beat those tits.

Wait.
 
2021-11-14 12:20:21 PM  
Why am I stuck with Browns/Pats in farking SoCal?  fark, chores till 1 I guess.
 
2021-11-14 12:21:12 PM  

drewogatory: Why am I stuck with Browns/Pats in farking SoCal?  fark, chores till 1 I guess.


There's always the Cowboys.
 
2021-11-14 12:22:34 PM  

OkieDookie: drewogatory: Why am I stuck with Browns/Pats in farking SoCal?  fark, chores till 1 I guess.

There's always the Cowboys.


Nah, I only have one early game listed. Just moved and no OTA antenna yet.
 
2021-11-14 12:24:17 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Detroit has a really good shot at it now. The game is pretty much in the hands of the Steelers' defense. Mason Rudolph ought to do OK, but if they end up depending on him passing the ball to win things will get interesting.

If gambling is your thing, the line moved from PIT -8 to -6.5 almost immediately on the news so the Steelers are still the heavy favorites, as they should be, but not as heavy as before.


Ben is absolutely TERRIBLE.  We're winning completely in spite of Ben, not because of him.  I honestly don't see much difference with Mason.  As long as he doesn't do something monumentally boneheadedly stupid, it won't be much different than if Ben were in there (and even then Ben does that at least once a game, he's just been lucky a lot to not have it bite him)

It'll be close and heart-attack inducing, but I see the Steelers pulling out a win, especially if the defense shows up this week.
 
2021-11-14 12:25:00 PM  
I hate fantasy football.

Who do I start? Pick 3.

Emmanuel Sanders
Christian Kirk
Van Jefferson
Jerry Jeudy
Alex Collins
 
2021-11-14 12:32:01 PM  
Maybe the Pats can win a tough game and gain ground on the Bills, who are playing the .... Jets, and never mind.
 
2021-11-14 12:34:02 PM  
Hello everyone, hope you are all well.

GO BRONCOS!!!

FF question:  Josh Allen or Tom Brady?
 
2021-11-14 12:34:28 PM  

jake3988: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Detroit has a really good shot at it now. The game is pretty much in the hands of the Steelers' defense. Mason Rudolph ought to do OK, but if they end up depending on him passing the ball to win things will get interesting.

If gambling is your thing, the line moved from PIT -8 to -6.5 almost immediately on the news so the Steelers are still the heavy favorites, as they should be, but not as heavy as before.

Ben is absolutely TERRIBLE.  We're winning completely in spite of Ben, not because of him.  I honestly don't see much difference with Mason.  As long as he doesn't do something monumentally boneheadedly stupid, it won't be much different than if Ben were in there (and even then Ben does that at least once a game, he's just been lucky a lot to not have it bite him)

It'll be close and heart-attack inducing, but I see the Steelers pulling out a win, especially if the defense shows up this week.


If I had to pick an 'upset' for this week, it'd be the Lions over the Steelers (even before I knew Ben is out).  Steelers always play down to the level of competition....
 
2021-11-14 12:36:03 PM  
Despite the facepalm-inducing fail over the first half of the season the Broncos could go into their bye at 6-4 after today. That seems so wrong.
 
2021-11-14 12:36:29 PM  

knbber2: Hello everyone, hope you are all well.

GO BRONCOS!!!
FF question:  Josh Allen or Tom Brady?


TB against the WFT efense?!

TB all the time.
 
2021-11-14 12:37:04 PM  
Hmmmm Rodgers back on state farm ads
 
2021-11-14 12:37:30 PM  
Oh look, the covid rate is available for everyone again. Thanks state farm, you jackasses.
 
2021-11-14 12:37:35 PM  

farkingismybusiness: I hate fantasy football.

Who do I start? Pick 3.

Emmanuel Sanders
Christian Kirk
Van Jefferson
Jerry Jeudy
Alex Collins


I know who Cary Grant would choose:
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2021-11-14 12:39:50 PM  

knbber2: Hello everyone, hope you are all well.

GO BRONCOS!!!
FF question:  Josh Allen or Tom Brady?


Allen is playing the Jets, and the Bills just came off a loss, they'll want to hang one on the hapless Jets.

My hobby is giving intentionally bad FF advice.
 
2021-11-14 12:39:51 PM  

farkingismybusiness: I hate fantasy football.

Who do I start? Pick 3.

Emmanuel Sanders
Christian Kirk
Van Jefferson
Jerry Jeudy
Alex Collins


Hopkins is most likely out, so that bumps Kirk up. Em is playing the Jets. Carson is out so that bumps Collins up, but is Wilson *really* ready? Jefferson all depends on how much they use OBJ. Jeudy's just Jeudy.
 
2021-11-14 12:41:17 PM  
Cynthia frelund has to know how ridiculous she looks, right?

Also, not sure that young man wearing the lone wolf hat while in uniform is abiding by regulations.


The fighting Omars will give the Lions win #1 today.  Book it. Done.
 
2021-11-14 12:41:45 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Maybe the Pats can win a tough game and gain ground on the Bills, who are playing the .... Jets, and never mind.


Hey, the Jets only beat good teams!
 
2021-11-14 12:42:25 PM  

smd31: knbber2: Hello everyone, hope you are all well.

GO BRONCOS!!!
FF question:  Josh Allen or Tom Brady?

TB against the WFT efense?!

TB all the time.


Thanks, but Allen vs the Jets?  Might flip a coin.

Ker_Thwap: knbber2: Hello everyone, hope you are all well.

GO BRONCOS!!!
FF question:  Josh Allen or Tom Brady?

Allen is playing the Jets, and the Bills just came off a loss, they'll want to hang one on the hapless Jets.

My hobby is giving intentionally bad FF advice.


Thanks, my hobby is ignoring good FF advice.
 
2021-11-14 12:43:34 PM  
Is this the Browns thread? Or do we get a special thread all our own?
 
2021-11-14 12:44:23 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Is this the Browns thread? Or do we get a special thread all our own?


It's two stalls down. Flush twice for entry.
 
2021-11-14 12:44:52 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Is this the Browns thread? Or do we get a special thread all our own?


Fark does need a "shiat" tab.
 
2021-11-14 12:45:38 PM  
Quick question: anyone have Dick Hodges phone number?  Asking for a friend... (that friend is Omar)
 
2021-11-14 12:47:28 PM  

knbber2: smd31: knbber2: Hello everyone, hope you are all well.

GO BRONCOS!!!
FF question:  Josh Allen or Tom Brady?

TB against the WFT efense?!

TB all the time.

Thanks, but Allen vs the Jets?  Might flip a coin.

Ker_Thwap: knbber2: Hello everyone, hope you are all well.

GO BRONCOS!!!
FF question:  Josh Allen or Tom Brady?

Allen is playing the Jets, and the Bills just came off a loss, they'll want to hang one on the hapless Jets.

My hobby is giving intentionally bad FF advice.

Thanks, my hobby is ignoring good FF advice.


The other info is that TB is coming off of a bye...coming off a loss....usually that doesn't end well for teams that he plays against...
 
2021-11-14 12:48:42 PM  

OkieDookie: GreatGlavinsGhost: Is this the Browns thread? Or do we get a special thread all our own?

It's two stalls down. Flush twice for entry.


Leader O'Cola: GreatGlavinsGhost: Is this the Browns thread? Or do we get a special thread all our own?

Fark does need a "shiat" tab.


You guys are 💩
 
2021-11-14 12:49:12 PM  
I managed to get all my errands done this morning and have just cracked my first beer of the day. I hope today is a much more fun day and that Allen takes out all of his frustration on the Jets.
 
2021-11-14 12:49:55 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I managed to get all my errands done this morning and have just cracked my first beer of the day. I hope today is a much more fun day and that Allen takes out all of his frustration on the Jets.


The Jets just traded for Josh Allen.
 
2021-11-14 12:51:29 PM  

OkieDookie: cameroncrazy1984: I managed to get all my errands done this morning and have just cracked my first beer of the day. I hope today is a much more fun day and that Allen takes out all of his frustration on the Jets.

The Jets just traded for Josh Allen.


I'm excited to watch the Mike White hype train hit a brick wall.
 
2021-11-14 12:53:42 PM  
GO TEAM

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