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(Cavalier Daily)   "It's liberating for some women to be able to dress like a tramp for one night, guilt-free"   ( divider line
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29149 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Oct 2004 at 12:40 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-10-29 01:40:09 PM  
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Trying to play down my Halloweenie Hotness
2004-10-29 01:40:18 PM  
I guess everyone will be dissapointed in my Donna Reed costume. The only remotely sexy thing it shows is my ability to keep up a strapless dress without padding.

/there's always a Halloween costume to be made out of a bridesmaid's dress
2004-10-29 01:40:25 PM  
BTW, don't GIS for "halloween costume" with "moderate safe search" unless you're really brave.

The third one that comes... um... "up"... is a doozy.
2004-10-29 01:40:48 PM  
in the spirit of your remarks/this thread... i guess that should be

BRA - vo

/got nuthin...
2004-10-29 01:41:39 PM  
fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap, just keep those costumes coming... fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,fap,
ooh,, yea,,, angel,, yea angel,,, fap,fap,fap,fap,
2004-10-29 01:42:05 PM  
Rashind: Believe me, it could've been a lot worse.
2004-10-29 01:42:41 PM
2004-10-29 01:43:42 PM  
Yeah, I just experienced your GIS misfortune. I sure wish I were dead.
2004-10-29 01:44:08 PM  
Might I be the first to add:

2004-10-29 01:47:11 PM  
It's funny 'cause it's true.
2004-10-29 01:48:32 PM  
Thanks for the link, java-drinker. Now I have an erection, and it's your fault.
2004-10-29 01:50:39 PM  
"'ere I ham in my costume, eh?"

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No, Celine, we said we wanted to see women dressed as "whores", not "horse"!

/damn language barrier
2004-10-29 01:52:18 PM  
Rafe - My Roy costume involved a "foofy" shirt complete with torn out chunks and clawmarks... ...and a blood-smeared stuffed tiger affixed with pipe cleaners to my neck and shoulders.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahah....! Excellent...
2004-10-29 01:52:34 PM  
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I'd hit it with an airstrike, then with infantry.
2004-10-29 01:52:38 PM  
2004-10-29 01:52:40 PM  
adman12's pic may have stifled erections for the rest of the day
2004-10-29 01:52:52 PM  
Fuzzy boobies are cool.
2004-10-29 01:53:23 PM  
Found some more trampy pics of Britney...

2004-10-29 01:53:25 PM  
Fuzzy boobies are NOT cool.
2004-10-29 01:53:28 PM  
The one thing the world could definitely use more of, guilt-free tramps.

Whores rule.
2004-10-29 01:55:55 PM  
MysticSavage: Sorry 'bout that. But at least you can get up from your desk now and get a coffee without shame.
2004-10-29 02:00:53 PM  
All University women are still of the caliber to bring home to your parents

There's something wrong with that statement, I just can't place it....
2004-10-29 02:06:22 PM  
Just to interject a bit of historical perspective. Halloween as a traditional holiday is all about contacting the spirits of one's family members that have passed on. It is also a time to honor the powers of reproduction which brought us here in the first place.

In olden days it would have been disrespectful to ones ancestors not to have as much sex as possible on Halloween. In which case the Halloween Sluts are traditionalists.

So sluts unite! Its the right thing to do.
2004-10-29 02:12:03 PM  
"Shiver me timbers"......never has that phrase rung so true.

2004-10-29 02:14:55 PM  
If you ladies think it's liberating to give me a free show every year, then god bless ya.

/plans on having yet another fun filled halloween
2004-10-29 02:19:07 PM  
2004-10-29 01:53:23 PM Uncle_Slacker
Found some more trampy pics of Britney...

Hey.... Where are the transformer pics?
2004-10-29 02:23:08 PM

2004-10-29 02:28:39 PM  
I can't wait... Last year, we went to a Mini-KISS concert in Uptown Charlotte and the Freaks Come Out at Night (the FREAKS come out!)

One girls won $500 for her costume (Mytique from X-Men movie... basically hot, naked and covered in blue body paint). My old-school nike jumpsuit and home-depot gold chains didn't impress anyone...

Someone in Charlotte tell me where I can watch the freaks this year without having to pay a cover charge!

/apologies to Whodini
2004-10-29 02:29:18 PM  
This sums it up.

So it's Halloween
And you feel like dancin'
And you feel like shinin'
And you feel like letting loose

Whatcha gonna be
Babe, you better know
And you better plan
Better plan all day

Better plan all week
Better plan all month
Better plan all year

You're dressed up like a clown
Putting on your act
It's the only time all year
You'll ever admit that

I can see your eyes
I can see your brain
Baby, nothing's changed

I can see your eyes
I can see your brain
Baby, nothings changed

You're still hiding in a mask
You take your fun seriously
No, don't blow this year's chance
Tomorrow your mold goes back on

After Halloween

You go to work today
You'll go to work tomorrow
shiatfaced tonight
You'll brag about it for months

Remember what I did
Remember what I was
Back on Halloween

But what's in between
Where are your ideas
You sit around and dream
For next Halloween

Why not everyday?
Are you so afraid?
What will people say?

Why not everyday?
Are you so afraid?
What will people say?

After Halloween

Because your role is planned for you
There's nothing you can do
But stop and think it through
But what will the boss say to you

And what will your girlfriend say to you
And the people out on the street they might glare at you
And whadya know you're pretty self-conscious too

So you run back and stuff yourselves in rigid business costumes
Only at night to score is your leather uniform exhumed
Why don't you take your social regulations
And shove 'em up your ass
2004-10-29 02:34:22 PM  

Still one of the bigger laughs I've ever had in a movie theater was Natalie Portman dressed as Charlie Chaplin in "the Professional"(that's "Leon" for you non-US farkers)
2004-10-29 02:34:44 PM  

Is that a man or a woman? I'm confused by the chins.
2004-10-29 02:39:34 PM  
A friend of mine in college got together with some of of the people in her dorm and dressed up with the theme "Working our way through college."

God, I miss those days.
2004-10-29 02:48:11 PM  
Here's your transformer pics.
2004-10-29 02:50:06 PM  
Dead Kennedys kick so much ass.
2004-10-29 02:52:49 PM  
"Jane you ingnorant slut"
/damn I wish I new how to post pics on this site.
2004-10-29 02:52:56 PM  
Way to stick the bold
tag at the end of my comment fark.
2004-10-29 02:57:23 PM  
funny thing, me and my girlfriend do something similar, when we go on vacation to foreign countries i get her dressed up into a super slut, and then we cruise and do what vacationing couples do. when we come back to the city she goes back into her wholesome sweet lady character, god i love her she's a complete keeper.

next vacation i told her i want her to be wearing a thong bikini and stilletos and sit behind me while we cruise in a rented sports bike, i hope we can find a ducati but it'll probably have to be some japanese super bike.
2004-10-29 02:58:33 PM  
Is Manrays in Cambridge, MA still around? Now that was the place to bizzarely dressed people.
2004-10-29 02:58:55 PM  
2 grams Star Wars costumes???

Check out Farrah dressed as Princess Leia in the Slave Girl outfit.

stampa stampa
2004-10-29 02:59:51 PM  
Do Transvestites, goths, and hipsters go as normal people for holloween?

/No way in hell am I clicking Uncle_Slacker's link to find part of the answer
2004-10-29 03:01:47 PM  
I'll be Mr. Jefferson if you'll be Sally Hemmings ... oh right, bow-chick-a-bow-bow.

Wahoo-wa, Wahoo-wa!
Univ-V, Virginia!
Hoo-Hooray, Hoo-Hooray!
Ramesees, Profdlp, Rashind, and Jurisenpai are teh ghey.
2004-10-29 03:03:49 PM  
Rev. Skarekroe
Haha. Love the picture. That is so wrong.
2004-10-29 03:04:29 PM  

WTF is wrong with you?!? Don't you know I'm at work? It's not like I could WAIT to click it...

/you bastich
2004-10-29 03:05:30 PM  
At most halloween stores,

Men's costumes:

Women's costumes:
-Sexy vampire
-Sexy police
-Sexy firefighter
2004-10-29 03:09:57 PM  

At most halloween stores,

Men's costumes:

Women's costumes:
-Sexy vampire
-Sexy police
-Sexy firefighter

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"That's right, listen to the slutty nurse!"
2004-10-29 03:13:04 PM  
By the way, almost the same article from another college newspaper today.
2004-10-29 03:21:29 PM  
Women need this one night of release from their prim, mannered existences. You can agree or disagree, but I'm telling you, it's liberating for some women to be able to dress like a tramp for one night, guilt-free.

What's their excuse the other 364 days a year?
2004-10-29 03:26:18 PM  

Do Transvestites, goths, and hipsters go as normal people for holloween?

/No way in hell am I clicking Uncle_Slacker's link to find part of the answer

I'm a weekend pseudogoth hipster, and I'm going out the same way I always do. Tremendously overdressed.
2004-10-29 03:29:19 PM  

See your from AL. Are you a reenactor? If so, are you guys going up to the Watertown event next weekend (where for some odd reason we are fighting over a French town...not sure why either side would want them)

/9th SS reenactor
2004-10-29 03:30:29 PM  
To quote Jane's Addiction "I... love them whores"

That is all
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