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(Daily Mail)   Anything's an elbow massager if you're brave enough - Courteney Cox. Also who gives an elbow massager in a gift box   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2021-11-11 8:16:19 AM  
She looks like a skeleton with plastic skin barely stretched over the bones.
 
2021-11-11 10:38:05 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: She looks like a skeleton with plastic skin barely stretched over the bones.


Yes, how dare she get old and allow the public to see her!
 
2021-11-11 10:40:32 AM  
Elbow? I guess a bone could use a good massaging.
 
2021-11-11 10:41:17 AM  
Moses and his older sister Apple

Does Gwyneth's site offer a fancy bag for me to put my barf in?
 
2021-11-11 10:41:58 AM  
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2021-11-11 10:43:57 AM  
I can't even watch the Avengers movies anymore without wondering they've got any of those special candles in the Avengers HQ.
 
2021-11-11 10:45:00 AM  
And I bought that massaging Flesh Light to massage my thumb after spraining it.
 
2021-11-11 10:47:47 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: She looks like a skeleton with plastic skin barely stretched over the bones.


You just described my fetish.
 
2021-11-11 10:49:15 AM  
Courtney Cox

I love you

You're the best

On that show
 
2021-11-11 10:53:28 AM  
Hole > Nirvana
 
2021-11-11 10:54:32 AM  
Courteney Cox found a practical use for a sexy toy

Wait, are they dating its intended use isn't practical?
 
2021-11-11 10:56:13 AM  
Courteney, subby.
 
2021-11-11 11:00:38 AM  

KingOfTown: Courtney Cox

I love you

You're the best You're so hot

On that show


FTFY
 
2021-11-11 11:01:55 AM  
Can someone please put Gwyneth's head in a box?
 
2021-11-11 11:02:44 AM  
Has she had so much Hollywood cosmetic surgery that her clitoris is now connected to her funny bone?
 
2021-11-11 11:06:20 AM  

sniderman: KingOfTown: Courtney Cox

I love you

You're the best You're so hot

On that show

FTFY


See, that's what I get for quoting holiday music out of season. I should listen to my own rules.

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/yes, I know it's a Hanukkah song
//on a Xmas soundtrack
///therefore, vicariously, he loves you
 
2021-11-11 11:06:55 AM  
When it comes to NBC comedy veteran brunettes, I'm more of a JLD fan.
 
2021-11-11 11:07:39 AM  

KingOfTown: Courtney Cox

I love you

You're the best

On that show


I'd dance in the dark with her.
 
2021-11-11 11:07:40 AM  
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2021-11-11 11:08:01 AM  

ukexpat: Courteney, subby.


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2021-11-11 11:08:23 AM  
Endorsing Goop is the surest way in my book for me to never take an actor/actress or human being seriously again.

Snake oil salesman should be a hanging offence.  I'm sure they sell a nice silk rope for that.

/Not really a hanging offence, but a jailing offense.
 
2021-11-11 11:10:04 AM  

hurdygurdy27: Can someone please put Gwyneth's head in a box?


Which is ironic, because Gwyneth wants women to put things in their boxes all the time.
 
2021-11-11 11:10:29 AM  
She's this close to an only fans site with a vibrator/elbow fetish.  It's a real market, dammit.

She'd rule it too.

Start with the g-spot thing.  Then go with the Hitachi.  Oh yeah.
 
2021-11-11 11:14:58 AM  
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2021-11-11 11:19:22 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Has she had so much Hollywood cosmetic surgery that her clitoris is now connected to her funny bone?


is it not?  women consistently assert the importance of a sense of humor in a sex partner!
 
2021-11-11 11:20:01 AM  
Why is this on the Pol tab?
 
2021-11-11 11:31:53 AM  

Mega Steve: [Fark user image 384x240]


Had to explain that one to my mom when she found that very add in Good Housekeeping.  She didn't believe me.  Mom was more than a bit of a prude, so I told her to look in my sister's sock drawer.  Suffice it to say she had a long talk (more like scream)  at sis about her collection of very graphic "romance" novels and her Ahem... neck massager.

/Yeah, I was a rotten little brother, but she always was a raving beyotch.
//She stopped stealing the batteries out of my radio after mom tossed her toys and pron, er romance novels, so it was a win in my book.
 
2021-11-11 11:39:52 AM  

sotua: ukexpat: Courteney, subby.

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Who is that?
 
2021-11-11 11:39:58 AM  
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image search of 'concrete vibrator'
who knew?
well, other than an entire construction trade
 
2021-11-11 11:46:58 AM  

American-Irish eyes: Hole > Nirvana


Hole - Doll Parts (live 1994)
Youtube -fl3hNuaoPc


Ungodly mess,

SOOO farking hot.

Love > Cobain
 
2021-11-11 11:50:38 AM  
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2021-11-11 11:52:17 AM  

Billy Liar: [th.bing.com image 309x180]

image search of 'concrete vibrator'
who knew?
well, other than an entire construction trade


Rule 34, as always, applies.
 
2021-11-11 12:10:01 PM  

Billy Liar: [th.bing.com image 309x180]

image search of 'concrete vibrator'
who knew?
well, other than an entire construction trade


For when you need the industrial strength model.
 
2021-11-11 12:19:33 PM  
Anybody else want to smell her elbow?
 
2021-11-11 12:29:03 PM  

almejita: American-Irish eyes: Hole > Nirvana

[YouTube video: Hole - Doll Parts (live 1994)]

Ungodly mess,

SOOO farking hot.

Love > Cobain


I love a lot of Hole's albums.  I also believe she just has an honest and genuine voice.  Love Doll Parts.
 
2021-11-11 12:40:23 PM  

dothemath: sotua: ukexpat: Courteney, subby.

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Who is that?


I bet you'd Love to find out
 
2021-11-11 12:51:27 PM  

jaytkay: [Fark user image 640x931]


I don't think she is supposed to be riding that side-saddle.
 
2021-11-11 12:56:31 PM  
My elbows feel woozy. 
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2021-11-11 1:01:02 PM  

dothemath: sotua: ukexpat: Courteney, subby.

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Who is that?


Courtney Cox (not Courteney), of course.
 
2021-11-11 1:25:38 PM  
She's very sensitive about massages.

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2021-11-11 1:51:44 PM  

Katwang: My elbows feel woozy. [Fark user image 425x425]


Well, that's what you get for using a monopodic clod-hopper.
 
2021-11-11 2:06:11 PM  

American-Irish eyes: almejita: American-Irish eyes: Hole > Nirvana

[YouTube video: Hole - Doll Parts (live 1994)]

Ungodly mess,

SOOO farking hot.

Love > Cobain

I love a lot of Hole's albums.  I also believe she just has an honest and genuine voice.  Love Doll Parts.


shiat is just farking sexy.

The superior version of Pennyroyal Tea:

Hole Pennyroyal Tea live 1993
Youtube z3wgFksC0MY


fark she's a mess.
 
2021-11-12 2:41:23 AM  
I'd massage her elbows' if you know what I mean. And I think you do..
 
2021-11-12 4:18:30 AM  
If her skin is pulled any tighter she'll have a permanent goatee...
 
2021-11-12 5:38:47 AM  
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