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(The Sun)   Think you're smart and coy when getting randy in a dark cinema theater? Think again, the workers all have night vision goggles and secret cameras to watch you boink away (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2021-11-11 7:17:38 AM  
That's the whole idea of sex in public places.
 
2021-11-11 7:19:01 AM  
Well, they don't see ME having sex.

Nor does anyone else.
 
2021-11-11 7:36:29 AM  
Uh oh.
 
2021-11-11 7:54:48 AM  
Wouldn't you be blinded by the movie while wearing night vision glasses?

/didn't rtfa
//I'm not clicking that shiat
 
2021-11-11 9:40:48 AM  

Farkenhostile: Wouldn't you be blinded by the movie while wearing night vision glasses?

/didn't rtfa
//I'm not clicking that shiat


Not if you're looking at the seats.
 
2021-11-11 10:22:36 AM  
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2021-11-11 10:22:41 AM  
So the phrase "sneaky link" has entered the lexicon. I've seen it about 6 times this past week. Neat.
 
2021-11-11 10:22:53 AM  
I hope they got my good side
 
2021-11-11 10:27:38 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: So the phrase "sneaky link" has entered the lexicon. I've seen it about 6 times this past week. Neat.


Poggers! Finna yeet the sneaky link to the devious lick and flex the lowkey stan. Bae's on fleek but sus and big mad at the gucci finsta. Periodt.

/gonna go throw up now.
 
2021-11-11 10:28:32 AM  
I would have killed to have night vision goggles and go all solid-snake when i did that job at the theater.  Granted i did that 15 years ago but still.  We as far as i knew never had security cameras in the theaters themselves, you could do it all you wanted.

The comments about bringing your own food:  If it was obvious when i worked tickets i would stop it but to be honest i wasn't paid well enough to care if i found it in the theater.
 
2021-11-11 10:30:56 AM  
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2021-11-11 10:31:35 AM  
As long as they let the guy finish, what's the problem?
 
2021-11-11 10:31:52 AM  
I only have mask less COVID sex in crowded UK cinemas.   There were speak easy, illegal theaters running during lockdowns.   They've been so crowded the last two years, I'm sure they must have hours of me and randos getting busy.
 
2021-11-11 10:36:32 AM  

WilderKWight: Barricaded Gunman: So the phrase "sneaky link" has entered the lexicon. I've seen it about 6 times this past week. Neat.

Poggers! Finna yeet the sneaky link to the devious lick and flex the lowkey stan. Bae's on fleek but sus and big mad at the gucci finsta. Periodt.

/gonna go throw up now.


Ladies and gentlemen, "TwitchTok Abridged."

*applause*
 
2021-11-11 10:38:55 AM  
nice looks like they got onto the security train.  Too bad the cams look like 2003 1.3 megapixel cameras.  You'll find bigfoot before you cantch someone having sex unless they are in an orgy but it'd still look like a wrestling match.

movie cinema's would be wise to invest in 4K low light cams!!
 
2021-11-11 10:43:11 AM  
Beats the days of ushers walking up and down the aisle every five minutes.
 
2021-11-11 10:43:16 AM  

WilderKWight: Barricaded Gunman: So the phrase "sneaky link" has entered the lexicon. I've seen it about 6 times this past week. Neat.

Poggers! Finna yeet the sneaky link to the devious lick and flex the lowkey stan. Bae's on fleek but sus and big mad at the gucci finsta. Periodt.

/gonna go throw up now.


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2021-11-11 10:44:41 AM  
One last thing before I splatter out my huevos
I will be the one to watch you ball
So I peeked out to see you make the two-backed beastieSomeone call the janitor
There's gonna be an accident
I'm jacking off on infra-red
There is no humping that can hide you
'Cause I can see in the dark
 
2021-11-11 10:44:56 AM  
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2021-11-11 10:50:09 AM  
I only make out during sexy movies like Schindler's list
 
2021-11-11 10:54:15 AM  
"What movie did you guys see?"

"farking no idea."

/add comma to taste
 
2021-11-11 11:00:29 AM  

BizarreMan: That's the whole idea of sex in public places.


The argument against public sex is that viewers can't consent. If a viewer buys night vision goggles seems to be consent.
 
2021-11-11 11:03:37 AM  
I can't stress this enough, night vision and CCTV make somethings that are very large look smaller.
 
2021-11-11 11:08:10 AM  

Cheron: I can't stress this enough, night vision and CCTV make somethings that are very large look smaller.


we dont fat shame here. Chubby girls need love too.
 
2021-11-11 11:10:44 AM  
If I went to the theater.

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2021-11-11 11:16:55 AM  
It's never what you expect to see

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2021-11-11 11:17:12 AM  

WilderKWight: Barricaded Gunman: So the phrase "sneaky link" has entered the lexicon. I've seen it about 6 times this past week. Neat.

Poggers! Finna yeet the sneaky link to the devious lick and flex the lowkey stan. Bae's on fleek but sus and big mad at the gucci finsta. Periodt.

/gonna go throw up now.


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2021-11-11 11:19:04 AM  
Be careful or you'll end up like this farker...

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2021-11-11 11:28:44 AM  
I got Randy once in a theater, I was supposed to get Tina but I went to the bathroom and say in the wrong seat, Randy was a goer, wink wink say no more, so all in all it was a good night all around...except for Tina, she might still be there waiting...
 
2021-11-11 11:32:29 AM  
They're Brits.  Who the hell wants to see that!?
 
2021-11-11 11:40:44 AM  

iamskibibitz: Be careful or you'll end up like this farker...

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A young Bill Bailey.
 
2021-11-11 11:41:55 AM  

LazyPredator: I got Randy once in a theater, I was supposed to get Tina but I went to the bathroom and say in the wrong seat, Randy was a goer, wink wink say no more, so all in all it was a good night all around...except for Tina, she might still be there waiting...


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2021-11-11 11:44:59 AM  

LazyPredator: I got Randy once in a theater, I was supposed to get Tina but I went to the bathroom and say in the wrong seat, Randy was a goer, wink wink say no more, so all in all it was a good night all around...except for Tina, she might still be there waiting...


Is that a lost Butthole Surfers verse?
 
2021-11-11 11:48:44 AM  

iamskibibitz: Be careful or you'll end up like this farker...

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Or this guy.

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2021-11-11 11:54:20 AM  
Having worked for six months at a movie theater, if you think any independent theater owner is shelling out money for night vision goggles, then I've got a bridge to sell you.
 
2021-11-11 11:56:18 AM  
Pretty sure that's the point of gettin' busy in a theater.
 
2021-11-11 11:56:56 AM  
The floor ain't sticky from jujubees, that's all I'm saying.
 
2021-11-11 11:57:33 AM  
Night vision equipment = flashlight.
 
2021-11-11 12:10:50 PM  
If they wanna watch, let 'em -- doubt anyone having sex in a theater actually cares.
 
2021-11-11 12:32:22 PM  
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She outta know
 
2021-11-11 12:35:56 PM  
Well this is some new farkery...

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2021-11-11 12:46:17 PM  
<csb>

Went to go see Brother from Another Planet at the Uptown, was sitting in the balcony front row.  Middle of the afternoon, light crowd.

From the back row I hear some loud clinking metal noises, a zipper, and some springs creaking.  Then a voice whispers from out of the dark corner, "Everyone knows what we're doing!"

Guy in the front row on the main floor yells, "We do now!"

The happy couple left before the film was over.

</csb>
 
2021-11-11 12:49:16 PM  
I worked at a theater in high school. We'd find used condoms once in a while, but I never caught anyone in the act.
 
2021-11-11 12:58:52 PM  

WilderKWight: Poggers! Finna yeet the sneaky link to the devious lick and flex the lowkey stan. Bae's on fleek but sus and big mad at the gucci finsta. Periodt.


Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.
 
2021-11-11 1:15:46 PM  
Well I had to do something to enjoy Titanic...
 
2021-11-11 1:17:59 PM  

theresnothinglft: I would have killed to have night vision goggles and go all solid-snake when i did that job at the theater.  Granted i did that 15 years ago but still.  We as far as i knew never had security cameras in the theaters themselves, you could do it all you wanted.

The comments about bringing your own food:  If it was obvious when i worked tickets i would stop it but to be honest i wasn't paid well enough to care if i found it in the theater.


A huge Belgian cinema chain came to my town, which was stupid because a Danish movie company also has their own chain.

They confiscated candy from children, and then they closed within 1 year. That was 100mill. well spent to be uptight about candy.
 
2021-11-11 1:36:29 PM  
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2021-11-11 2:14:39 PM  

Farkenhostile: Wouldn't you be blinded by the movie while wearing night vision glasses?

/didn't rtfa
//I'm not clicking that shiat


"Night vision" covers several different technologies. They're probably using near-infrared illumination and sensors, not a photomultiplier tube (which would be affected by the bright screen).
 
2021-11-11 2:22:21 PM  

Cheron: BizarreMan: That's the whole idea of sex in public places.

The argument against public sex is that viewers can't consent. If a viewer buys night vision goggles seems to be consent.


Why would they need to consent?  It's not like I'm gonna screw them when I'm done.
 
2021-11-11 3:47:17 PM  
Meh, I've only done it once and isn't that what movie theaters are for anyhow? I don't think anyone would go there on dates if it wasn't.
 
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