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2021-11-09 5:08:57 PM  
It's hard for me to think of her as a grown woman, but she's turned into quite a remarkable one. Which is no surprise considering how remarkable of a young girl she was. He's a handsome fella, I wish them happiness and success in all of their future endeavors. And I'm sure there will be many.
 
2021-11-09 5:10:24 PM  
Oh, and good job on the headline subby. Snarky without even a whiff of asshole. Nicely done.
 
2021-11-09 5:22:03 PM  
Asser and I tied the knot...
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2021-11-09 5:23:01 PM  
Best of all: at a time when she's ready, to a person of her own choosing.
 
2021-11-09 5:23:32 PM  
She's 24!? Crap I'm getting old.
 
2021-11-09 5:24:43 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Oh, and good job on the headline subby. Snarky without even a whiff of asshole. Nicely done.


Pocket, no jokes today?

I agree. She's a fine woman and I hope their life together blossoms nicely.
 
2021-11-09 5:25:35 PM  
Poor guy
 
2021-11-09 5:26:10 PM  

MetaDeth: Poor guy


Well I guess I should have known that it wouldn't take that long.
 
2021-11-09 5:27:38 PM  

Valter: Pocket Ninja: Oh, and good job on the headline subby. Snarky without even a whiff of asshole. Nicely done.

Pocket, no jokes today?

I agree. She's a fine woman and I hope their life together blossoms nicely.


She'd have to have a hole in her head to think getting married was a good idea.  Bet it was a shotgun wedding.

/aisle seat, please...
 
2021-11-09 5:29:23 PM  

Pocket Ninja: It's hard for me to think of her as a grown woman, but she's turned into quite a remarkable one. Which is no surprise considering how remarkable of a young girl she was. He's a handsome fella, I wish them happiness and success in all of their future endeavors. And I'm sure there will be many.


From the pictures, he also seems to be genuinely happy.  Good for them!
 
2021-11-09 5:29:59 PM  

Pocket Ninja: It's hard for me to think of her as a grown woman, but she's turned into quite a remarkable one. Which is no surprise considering how remarkable of a young girl she was. He's a handsome fella, I wish them happiness and success in all of their future endeavors. And I'm sure there will be many.


It's hard for me to think of her at all. Who is this woman with the ridiculous name? Is she the artist formerly known as Prince? I knew he wasn't dead.

/Ma la la la la la la la la la la di dah
 
2021-11-09 5:30:02 PM  

dothemath: Asser and I tied the knot...
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Butter is the polite way to say Asser.
 
2021-11-09 5:30:24 PM  
Good for her, the world needs more people like her.
 
2021-11-09 5:31:03 PM  
I'm more than twice her age and I'm not worthy of being in the same room with her. I hope she continues to make a difference in this world for a long time to come.
 
2021-11-09 5:31:14 PM  
Patriarchy Alert!
 
2021-11-09 5:32:07 PM  
There it is.
 
2021-11-09 5:32:27 PM  
Asser? I barely even know 'er.
 
2021-11-09 5:32:53 PM  
It's too bad Eduard Khil isn't alive. Her and the Trololo guy would make an amazin(gly harmonic) couple.
 
2021-11-09 5:33:10 PM  

groppet: Good for her, the world needs more people like her.


If only we could trade in ~74,222,958 odd Americans for a few of her caliber.
 
2021-11-09 5:34:39 PM  
The whole Nobel thing adds a couple of goats to the cost you know
 
2021-11-09 5:36:00 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Oh, and good job on the headline subby. Snarky without even a whiff of asshole. Nicely done.


Say that with a French accent and you could be a sommelier...

"Monsieur, I recommend ze Cotes de Rhone, eet az a full body, a good nose, a long finish and eet eez snarky without even a whiff of asshole"
 
2021-11-09 5:37:11 PM  
Ma-la-la

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2021-11-09 5:37:52 PM  
Was expecting another Pete Davidson thread
 
2021-11-09 5:38:33 PM  

groppet: Good for her, the world needs more people like her.


and if they don't do it in the Asser, we may
 
2021-11-09 5:39:49 PM  
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(but, IRL, many congratulations to her!)

 
2021-11-09 5:42:10 PM  
The article didn't tell us much of anything about the husband, which I was curious to learn about. He must be a hell of guy that's prepared to be Mr. Malala. It's hard enough to be a celebrity or public figure, but to be the spouse that can never match their appeal to the public is pretty tough too. And destined to being interrupted and talked over by well-wishers at every dinner or event they ever attend...
 
2021-11-09 5:46:12 PM  
Fun Fact Time:

Malala Yousafzai and Kylie Jenner are the same age.

ask yourself: between the two of them, who is more famous, more beloved, more influential, more respected, more wealthy? who has done more to change the daily lives of others? who is more happy, inside?

whatever the answers are, they pretty much explain global modern society and youth culture of the last 15 years.
 
2021-11-09 5:51:15 PM  

MetaDeth: Poor guy


You mean you, right?
 
2021-11-09 5:51:39 PM  
I always first think it is one of the Obama daughters when I see her name.

Congratulations to the young hero.
 
2021-11-09 5:58:37 PM  
I love happy news like this.
 
2021-11-09 5:59:08 PM  

luna1580: Fun Fact Time:

Malala Yousafzai and Kylie Jenner are the same age.

ask yourself: between the two of them, who is more famous, more beloved, more influential, more respected, more wealthy? who has done more to change the daily lives of others? who is more happy, inside?

whatever the answers are, they pretty much explain global modern society and youth culture of the last 15 years.


In 1954, Elvis Presley sold his first record. It's the same year that Alan Turing, the man who nearly single handedly won WWII for the Allies, killed himself because he was outcast & chemically castrated for being gay. People have been stupid for a lot longer than 15 years.
 
2021-11-09 6:02:16 PM  

jimjays: The article didn't tell us much of anything about the husband, which I was curious to learn about. He must be a hell of guy that's prepared to be Mr. Malala. It's hard enough to be a celebrity or public figure, but to be the spouse that can never match their appeal to the public is pretty tough too. And destined to being interrupted and talked over by well-wishers at every dinner or event they ever attend...


Mr. Dolly Parton seems to manage.
 
2021-11-09 6:02:55 PM  
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2021-11-09 6:03:18 PM  
Birmingham?  I admit I did a double take there.  What the fark is she doing in ALABAMA?

Oh.  ENGLAND.  Now it makes sense.
 
2021-11-09 6:03:40 PM  

blondambition: jimjays: The article didn't tell us much of anything about the husband, which I was curious to learn about. He must be a hell of guy that's prepared to be Mr. Malala. It's hard enough to be a celebrity or public figure, but to be the spouse that can never match their appeal to the public is pretty tough too. And destined to being interrupted and talked over by well-wishers at every dinner or event they ever attend...

Mr. Dolly Parton seems to manage.


Yes but he got decades of access to bodacious tatas
 
2021-11-09 6:03:44 PM  
Yasser I Can Boogie
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2021-11-09 6:06:54 PM  

luna1580: Fun Fact Time:

Malala Yousafzai and Kylie Jenner are the same age.

ask yourself: between the two of them, who is more famous, more beloved, more influential, more respected, more wealthy? who has done more to change the daily lives of others? who is more happy, inside?

whatever the answers are, they pretty much explain global modern society and youth culture of the last 15 years.


The one who didnt get shot in the head by the Taliban. Say what you will about the USA, but at least here we don't have religious fanatics going around and shooting teenage girls for the crime of going to school.
 
2021-11-09 6:07:53 PM  

UltimaCS: luna1580: Fun Fact Time:

Malala Yousafzai and Kylie Jenner are the same age.

ask yourself: between the two of them, who is more famous, more beloved, more influential, more respected, more wealthy? who has done more to change the daily lives of others? who is more happy, inside?

whatever the answers are, they pretty much explain global modern society and youth culture of the last 15 years.

In 1954, Elvis Presley sold his first record. It's the same year that Alan Turing, the man who nearly single handedly won WWII for the Allies, killed himself because he was outcast & chemically castrated for being gay. People have been stupid for a lot longer than 15 years.


i agree.

i simply meant if using the "influence" of malala vs. kylie as the prism to breakdown the recent past, 15 years is as far back as it really makes sense to go.

keeping up with the kardashians premiered in 2007, and malala was shot in 2012. those are the years most of the world learned they exist.
 
2021-11-09 6:09:29 PM  

blondambition: jimjays: The article didn't tell us much of anything about the husband, which I was curious to learn about. He must be a hell of guy that's prepared to be Mr. Malala. It's hard enough to be a celebrity or public figure, but to be the spouse that can never match their appeal to the public is pretty tough too. And destined to being interrupted and talked over by well-wishers at every dinner or event they ever attend...

Mr. Dolly Parton seems to manage.


I often wonder what she got. Dicks are a dime a dozen.
 
2021-11-09 6:22:57 PM  

cman: luna1580: Fun Fact Time:

Malala Yousafzai and Kylie Jenner are the same age.

ask yourself: between the two of them, who is more famous, more beloved, more influential, more respected, more wealthy? who has done more to change the daily lives of others? who is more happy, inside?

whatever the answers are, they pretty much explain global modern society and youth culture of the last 15 years.

The one who didnt get shot in the head by the Taliban. Say what you will about the USA, but at least here we don't have religious fanatics going around and shooting teenage girls for the crime of going to school.


Yet.
 
2021-11-09 6:23:21 PM  

Valter: Pocket Ninja: Oh, and good job on the headline subby. Snarky without even a whiff of asshole. Nicely done.

Pocket, no jokes today?

I agree. She's a fine woman and I hope their life together blossoms nicely.


Why do I suddenly hear the chorus to OutKast's "Roses"...?

All the same, glad that she's made it far enough in her tumultuous life to be able to do this on her terms.
 
2021-11-09 6:25:44 PM  
Uh, not really seeing how her getting married helps improve the world, but okay. I thought she was a true activist. Guess not. WORLD PROBLEMS DON'T TAKE A DAY OFF, MALALA.

/yes this is extremely sarcastic
//many joys this happy day to her!
 
2021-11-09 6:27:03 PM  

MetaDeth: Poor guy


Yes, let's reserve our pity for him.

On 9 October 2012, while on a bus in the Swat District, after taking an exam, Yousafzai and two other girls were shot by a Tehrik-i Taliban Pakistan gunman in an assassination attempt in retaliation for her activism; the gunman fled the scene. Yousafzai was hit in the head with a bullet and remained unconscious and in critical condition at the Rawalpindi Institute of Cardiology, but her condition later improved enough for her to be transferred to the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham, UK.
 
2021-11-09 6:31:19 PM  

kermit the forg: MetaDeth: Poor guy

You mean you, right?


Nah, my woman is much better looking.
 
2021-11-09 6:40:20 PM  

cman: luna1580: Fun Fact Time:

Malala Yousafzai and Kylie Jenner are the same age.

ask yourself: between the two of them, who is more famous, more beloved, more influential, more respected, more wealthy? who has done more to change the daily lives of others? who is more happy, inside?

whatever the answers are, they pretty much explain global modern society and youth culture of the last 15 years.

The one who didnt get shot in the head by the Taliban. Say what you will about the USA, but at least here we don't have religious fanatics going around and shooting teenage girls for the crime of going to school.


Yet.
 
2021-11-09 6:41:37 PM  
Dammit!
 
2021-11-09 6:54:03 PM  

Billy Liar: Yasser I Can Boogie
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I had no idea that Arafat was Scottish.
 
2021-11-09 6:54:36 PM  

grokca: She's 24!? Crap I'm getting old.


In other news, Britney Spears turns 40 this year...
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2021-11-09 7:02:31 PM  

jimjays: The article didn't tell us much of anything about the husband, which I was curious to learn about. He must be a hell of guy that's prepared to be Mr. Malala. It's hard enough to be a celebrity or public figure, but to be the spouse that can never match their appeal to the public is pretty tough too. And destined to being interrupted and talked over by well-wishers at every dinner or event they ever attend...


Seems like he's pretty much just a normal, average guy.

https://hollywoodlife.com/feature/who​-​is-asser-malik-malala-yousafzais-husba​nd-4576977/
 
2021-11-09 7:18:19 PM  
Malala gets marararied

Malalazel Tov!!
 
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