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(mycfnow.com)   Mysterious toilet flushing thought to be ghosts is instead "Boots" and "Bandit" the family cats   ( mycfnow.com) divider line
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2002-02-18 05:56:53 PM  
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2002-02-18 05:58:21 PM  
I'd flush the cats.
2002-02-18 05:58:22 PM  
Damn cats
2002-02-18 06:03:59 PM  
AWWWWWHHHHHHH! Now isnt that cute....
What a sappy garbage article
2002-02-18 06:04:15 PM  
And here I thought it was ghosts mowing my lawn and organizing my garage. It was just my dog.
2002-02-18 06:09:00 PM  
My cat flushes the john too. I know two other people whose cats do the same. This is not newsworthy.
2002-02-18 06:09:58 PM  
a lot of stories from myCFnow.com lately.. what'd we do without Florida!
2002-02-18 06:10:11 PM  
Can someone photoshop C-Kitty flushing?
2002-02-18 06:11:00 PM  
Now if I could just get the damn cat to do his business in
the john before flushing, that would be newsworthy.
2002-02-18 06:12:43 PM  
this story warms the cockles of me hart. what are cockles, anyway? I am proficient in human anatomical terms, having opened up many a man, but I never seen no cockles.
2002-02-18 06:12:54 PM  
For the longest time, this evil monkey was suspect:
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2002-02-18 06:14:56 PM  
Ooooo, I can't wait for the follow up article! "Mischievous cats drown in flushing toilet"
2002-02-18 06:22:42 PM  
C'mon... there are cats that will USE the toliet let alone just flush it. How boring of a town must Whitewater, Wis. be?
2002-02-18 06:24:04 PM  
Why the fark would any remotely respectable news organization even consider thinking about possibly publishing such a story?

2002-02-18 06:30:27 PM  
Fark those two lovely cats.
Fark them good and hard.
2002-02-18 06:30:33 PM  
If you have ghosts
Then you have everything
2002-02-18 06:31:02 PM  
2002-02-18 06:31:39 PM  
My dog scrubs the toilet.
2002-02-18 06:39:44 PM  
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Here's my 'talented' pussy, after she smokes bowl, she even dumps the bong water! OK, just kidding, she quite smoking years ago.....

Oh, and where is cliché kitty?
2002-02-18 06:41:23 PM  
Damn it, I can't type, that should read, "after she smokes A bowl"

***note to self: lay off crack pipe, starting to affect fark posts***
2002-02-18 06:42:18 PM  
And again, that should read "she QUIT smoking years ago"

OK, forget it, I ruined the post, sorry
2002-02-18 06:43:21 PM  
I once had two cats that would work together to open the front door. One would leap up onto the windowsil and turn the handle whilst the other would stay at the bottom and push the door open.
2002-02-18 06:56:37 PM  
It wasn't the cats, it was the ghost of Buddy the dog, and he's trying to tell us who ran him over...

Mytwocents: your cat smokes pot? Mine does too... he doesn't share his bag though, farking stingy feline's.
2002-02-18 06:59:49 PM  
No, Skettios, she quit..... she used to smoke cigarettes too, but she eventually quit. That stupid nicoderm patch kept sticking to her fur though, she really hated that.....

She does, however, sniff a line or two now and then, ya know, just for a little 'pick-me-up'....
2002-02-18 07:15:26 PM  
[image from mediaservice.photoisland.com too old to be available]Meanwhile the dog goes... ignored.
2002-02-18 07:40:51 PM  
"The cats have even started flushing while someone is using the toilet"

What are the cats doing in the bathroom while someones using it?

I don't like animals watching me pee, thats kinda creepy.
2002-02-18 07:50:57 PM  
awwwww MY2 , I wanna pet your pussy ....

Potatomonkey, thats funny.... my cat used to jump in my lap while trying to ... uhmm... #2. That I put a stop to that VERY quickly !

2002-02-18 08:58:52 PM  
When I read that headline I thought it meant that there was a mysterious sound whenever they flushed the toilet and it turned out to be two cats somehow stuck in the pipes... that's a disturbing, unwanted revelation of how my mind works... o_O
2002-02-18 09:28:56 PM  
Isn't it funny how cats are? My cat prefers pot, and when I'm out I smoke his catnip. it's a give and take relationship.
2002-02-18 09:29:22 PM  
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It's ugly cat, he's come to whip your other cat's asses! MUA HA HA HA
2002-02-18 10:09:15 PM  
hey VAMP.... he sez "bring it, don't sing it"
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2002-02-18 10:59:24 PM  
Why would ghosts want to flush a toliet?
2002-02-18 11:00:50 PM  
Right here, meow.
2002-02-18 11:04:08 PM  
"Ahh, just use the grass like I do," said a cliche kitty

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2002-02-19 12:06:51 AM  
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2002-02-19 12:15:20 AM  
Here's one cat that doesn't flush the toilet....
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2002-02-19 01:10:38 AM  
My cat (see bio) would sit in my damn underwear when I dropped the kids off at the pool.
2002-02-19 01:25:02 AM  
that is a damn funny picture.
2002-02-19 08:20:32 AM  
Stebain: That's nothing, I tell you. I go out for more than 10 minutes, I come back & find my farking HUSBAND sitting around in my underwear.
How does your cat fasten a bra, though???
2002-02-19 11:28:51 AM  
damn, I gotta train my cat to use the toilet... save a fortune on cat litter. Not to mention the smell, and the work.
2002-02-19 11:30:49 AM  
oh, and ya'll have cute kitty stories, or cute kitties with little talents. I've got this cat, and the only thing she does that's noteworthy is push shiat of shelves and tables and stuff when she's pissed about something. That's not cute. After some vases and sculpture were destroyed, we no longer leave out breakable stuff. She does chase the 65 pound dog around, and wrestle and fight the 94 pound dog.
2002-02-19 06:51:08 PM  
LOL Fluffy_pancake

That dog looks like he is thinking "What? It was like that when i got here. Honestly".
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