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(LA Times)   The perfect gift for her: how to be a stripper and pole dancer class.   ( divider line
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5735 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Feb 2002 at 2:04 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-18 02:06:13 PM  
Hitler was a stripper too.
2002-02-18 02:06:41 PM  
2002-02-18 02:06:47 PM  
2002-02-18 02:07:02 PM  
I need some strippers to polish my pole the only way that they can.
2002-02-18 02:08:01 PM  
Does that class make her look like a stripper too?
2002-02-18 02:08:42 PM  
This should be a required class in High School.
2002-02-18 02:08:58 PM  
Pamela Anderson can now "go back to school."
2002-02-18 02:09:08 PM  
be prepared to be seated next to the newest "greatest" stripper Pam Anderson - hell if your good enough you can tour with Kid Rock like shes gonna....zzzzzzzzzzzzz
2002-02-18 02:09:17 PM  
This sounds suspiciously like the time my Dad bought my mom a waffle iron for their anniversary...
2002-02-18 02:10:11 PM  
Hey...that's $50 bucks you could be spending on a total stranger at the strip joint!
2002-02-18 02:12:15 PM want an aspirin or something, Lakini?
2002-02-18 02:13:16 PM  
I'm not sure aspirin is strong enough.
2002-02-18 02:14:08 PM  
Skidnuts: Dimethlypyrimidinol Bisulfite
2002-02-18 02:14:28 PM  
2002-02-18 02:16:49 PM  
2002-02-18 02:20:54 PM  
WTF indeed.
2002-02-18 02:29:36 PM  

That sumbiatch owes me money. You can't hide forever boy.
2002-02-18 02:30:13 PM  
"This one time at stripper school..."
2002-02-18 02:36:01 PM  
Honey have you read this yet?

Get ready :)
2002-02-18 02:36:36 PM  
SLAYERSWINE: And, all you got ME were chocolates for Valentines Day...
2002-02-18 02:42:56 PM  
Any classes for getting the wife to just take her clothes off????

SLAYERSWINE: You could have done a lot better than a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day!!!
2002-02-18 02:44:31 PM  
Ok JOHNDX, what's your secret to Farkette boobies?
2002-02-18 02:47:44 PM  
Thanks sweetie but I don't need any lessons. Just a pole to practice on............
2002-02-18 02:49:08 PM  
1 pole coming up..........
2002-02-18 02:54:26 PM  
Zylon Only 1 Farkette's Boobies........You can have the rest, work it bro, work it.
2002-02-18 02:56:36 PM  
Kylie, Nice gif.
2002-02-18 03:01:48 PM  
Thanks Fred. Uh, nice bio you got there.
2002-02-18 03:03:49 PM  
Do they have a follow-up class, "How to deal with your husband or boyfriend when you strip for money and he throws a fit"?
2002-02-18 03:18:54 PM  
What? No pictures from any of the classroom sessions? What a gyp!
2002-02-18 03:28:50 PM  
Aw, go sign up at one of those "horny housewives" porn sites like everybody else, Jim, ya big whiner! ;)
2002-02-18 04:01:02 PM  
I wonder what the resale value of a house with a brass pole in the middle of the master bedroom is?
2002-02-18 04:17:48 PM  
Rtreynor: I'd buy that for a dollar.
2002-02-18 04:26:27 PM  
She'll love you because she's learning a trade. You know, give her a fish and she'll eat for a day, teach her to fish and she'll eat forever.

Er - fish and strippers in the same room, I guess that was an unfortunate analogy. I don't feel so good now.
Kat [TotalFark]
2002-02-18 04:57:54 PM  
i think thats a great gift...not that i could legally use it or anything, but that would be a load of fun.

i got the "little (bit naughty) book of SEX" from my boyfriend for valentines day, and i told him it takes balls to give that to a girl, but i guess he knew i would find it amusing...

some interesting pictures in that thing...

anywho, if someone bought me classes, id take them.
2002-02-18 04:58:56 PM  
Rtreynor when I was looking for a house in NY the agent brought us to this pretty nice place in Rye. This Japanese family owned it and had renovated part of it. In a corner of the master bedroom there was a toilet right out in the open on a little pedestal, like where you would put a chair or a potted plant of something. It was way too weird for us.

And why are stripper poles brass instead of practical and attractive stainless steel?
2002-02-18 05:15:14 PM  
There any other Kansas City Farkers 'round here besides Kylie and myself? KC Fark Party!! C'mon!
2002-02-18 05:21:32 PM  
Holy crap, Kat is hot. Just wanted everyone to know that.

Fark a Duckk
2002-02-18 05:28:50 PM  
I agree with Purple_duckk. Kat is hot.
2002-02-18 05:36:42 PM  
Excretement is hot, too.
2002-02-18 05:38:46 PM  
Ok, let me rephrase that then after stupidly looking through the thread for someone named Excretement. Kat is an attractive looking woman.
Kat [TotalFark]
2002-02-18 05:39:24 PM  
a swines are often used in back country for sexual pleasure. and some of them like it, too.
2002-02-18 06:05:34 PM  
Oink oink

Fark a Duckk
2002-02-18 06:11:09 PM  

A week or so back someone submitted a link to a "Girls of KU" calendar. That thread revealed there are atleast 10+ KC area farkers. (Including a lot of Lawrence area ones, such as myself.)
2002-02-18 06:11:55 PM  
"a swines are often used in back for sexual pleasure. and some of them like it, too."

First of all, let me say KAT is attractive. I really wasn't slamming her although it can be misconstrued that way. If Clarkins looked up 'Excretement' in the FARK bios, then I'm ROFL. Exactly what I was trying to achieve. I don't know if the FARKettes notice, but when someone mentions that a FARKette is attractive, hot, babe, etc. her FARK bio probably is swamped with hits from the FARKers.
I know, I'm guilty of it.
Now I'm looking at Kat's post above and I have to wonder if she might need some tutoring in English sentence composition.
Or maybe she got a lil' hot under the collar and just rattled off a snap reply(done that too.)
Whatever the case, no hard feelings from me(and no sensual feelings from you since you have a boyfriend.).
I was just screwing around. But if your sex life gets dull and you want to experience some sexual pleasure back country style... =+)

I saw a Purple duckk once on acid when I was 16. It got hit by a car. As it was lying on the side of the road suffering, I wanted to put the thing out of it's misery so I suffocated it by sticking its head in its ass. And then I tripped some more...
Kat [TotalFark]
2002-02-18 06:19:27 PM  
no i figured you were just joking. I knowyou're that type of farker, i hve even stuck up for you i mod discussions. no hard feelings. Yes, i did write my reply hastily, and my keyboard tends to miss letters or whole words.
2002-02-18 06:37:16 PM  
A duck got hit by a car and it was still alive to be suffering? Must have been one of those damned shriner cars. Why can't they just drive regular cars like the Elks lodge?

Fark a Duckk
2002-02-18 06:44:21 PM  
Moth e-mail me hun :)

Just kidding Zylon LOL

and yes guys Kat is very attractive, but she's only 15!
2002-02-18 06:46:45 PM  
Aw crap, Moth could be a dude! ahahahah now I'm really laughing at myself.......I need a beer.
2002-02-18 06:48:06 PM  
Hey i am watching you, JOHN! ;)
2002-02-18 06:49:12 PM  

Yah dude, I'm very much a man.

No hard feelings...noone knows what moth means. (I do, and that's all that matters.)
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