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(HITC)   Jacob Wohl claims that America is a Christian country, and therefore all Jews should untangle some Christmas lights and hang them up in their homes to prove that they have assimilated. Resistance is futile   (hitc.com) divider line
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2021-11-06 8:00:40 AM  
It's not even Duck Country. Walk, talk, act ...
 
2021-11-06 8:13:24 AM  
Doesn't he have a press conference where he can reveal the intimate details of some Democratic politicians sexual peccadilloes?

Maybe the 20 year old nanny Secretary Pete is schtupping while Chasten is at work?

Nanny not manny.
 
2021-11-06 9:27:52 AM  
Well President George Washington's been telling to fark off since the 1790s :

https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Washington/05-06-02-0135

"
To the Hebrew Congregation in Newport, Rhode Island
[Newport, R.I., 18 August 1790]
Gentlemen.
While I receive, with much satisfaction, your Address1 replete with expressions of affection and esteem; I rejoice in the opportunity of assuring you, that I shall always retain a grateful remembrance of the cordial welcome I experienced in my visit to Newport,2 from all classes of Citizens.
The reflection on the days of difficulty and danger which are past is rendered the more sweet, from a consciousness that they are succeeded by days of uncommon prosperity and security. If we have wisdom to make the best use of the advantages with which we are now favored, we cannot fail, under the just administration of a good Government, to become a great and a happy people.
The Citizens of the United States of America have a right to applaud themselves for having given to mankind examples of an enlarged and liberal policy: a policy worthy of imitation. All possess alike liberty of conscience and immunities of citizenship It is now no more that toleration is spoken of, as if it was by the indulgence of one class of people, that another enjoyed the exercise of their inherent natural rights. For happily the Government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance requires only that they who live under its protection should demean themselves as good citizens, in giving it on all occasions their effectual support.
It would be inconsistent with the frankness of my character not to avow that I am pleased with your favorable opinion of my Administration, and fervent wishes for my felicity. May the Children of the Stock of Abraham, who dwell in this land, continue to merit and enjoy the good will of the other Inhabitants; while every one shall sit in safety under his own vine and figtree, and there shall be none to make him afraid. May the father of all mercies scatter light and not darkness in our paths, and make us all in our several vocations useful here, and in his own due time and way everlastingly happy."
 
2021-11-06 9:28:32 AM  
They started out with arguing about what we fought for in the Civil War, and now they seem ready to argue with us about what the whole point of World War II was. Not cool. Predictable, but not cool.
 
2021-11-06 10:04:32 AM  
I hope he falls off the roof hanging his.
 
2021-11-06 10:15:19 AM  
Shouldn't he be in jail by now?
 
2021-11-06 10:15:39 AM  
Who?
 
2021-11-06 10:16:09 AM  
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2021-11-06 10:16:47 AM  

Diogenes: I hope he falls off the roof hanging his.


With the cord wrapped around his neck. Sadly, it's too late for him to be mistaken for a Halloween decoration for a week.
 
2021-11-06 10:17:25 AM  

BizarreMan: Doesn't he have a press conference where he can reveal the intimate details of some Democratic politicians sexual peccadilloes?

Maybe the 20 year old nanny Secretary Pete is schtupping while Chasten is at work?

Nanny not manny.


This picture from the Warren campaign watching his "press conference" will never not be funny:

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2021-11-06 10:19:50 AM  
The delusions are getting painful now.
jah wobble - becoming more like god
Youtube wsgA0s2T8Js
 
2021-11-06 10:19:53 AM  

Snake Oiler: Who?


I actually think it's interesting to look at the lives of these third-tier propagandists. Because there are a ton of hopeful Nazi trash trying to be the next Tucker out there. We get to see their dumb brains trying to form hot takes without the help of media training. It's like watching little league baseball which in some ways is more fun because the kids screw up so much.
 
2021-11-06 10:20:18 AM  

Fabric_Man: Diogenes: I hope he falls off the roof hanging his.

With the cord wrapped around his neck. Sadly, it's too late for him to be mistaken for a Halloween decoration for a week.


Auto-ironic asphyxiation?
 
2021-11-06 10:21:26 AM  
Why is anyone giving that sorry excuse for a trilobite (troglodytes would be insulted if compared to Jacob A.Wohl, but trilobites won't because they don't have ears) any sort of attention?

/ His daddy doesn't love him and so he's looking for attention
 
2021-11-06 10:23:59 AM  
Feliz Nazidad
 
2021-11-06 10:24:33 AM  
Yeah. I'm sure the Jooz are gonna drop everything and get to work on those lights cuz you said so, Jake.
 
2021-11-06 10:25:18 AM  
Twitter finally suspended his account so let's quote what he said, spreading his crap around and giving him attention anyway.
 
2021-11-06 10:25:47 AM  
What's it like to celebrate Christmas with your parents when your dad made an "erotic" calendar for charity with a woman who is not your mom? Would it be better or worse if the woman was your mom?

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2021-11-06 10:25:52 AM  
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2021-11-06 10:26:14 AM  

Somacandra: Well President George Washington's been telling to fark off since the 1790s :

https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Washington/05-06-02-0135

"
To the Hebrew Congregation in Newport, Rhode Island
[Newport, R.I., 18 August 1790]
Gentlemen.
While I receive, with much satisfaction, your Address1 replete with expressions of affection and esteem; I rejoice in the opportunity of assuring you, that I shall always retain a grateful remembrance of the cordial welcome I experienced in my visit to Newport,2 from all classes of Citizens.
The reflection on the days of difficulty and danger which are past is rendered the more sweet, from a consciousness that they are succeeded by days of uncommon prosperity and security. If we have wisdom to make the best use of the advantages with which we are now favored, we cannot fail, under the just administration of a good Government, to become a great and a happy people.
The Citizens of the United States of America have a right to applaud themselves for having given to mankind examples of an enlarged and liberal policy: a policy worthy of imitation. All possess alike liberty of conscience and immunities of citizenship It is now no more that toleration is spoken of, as if it was by the indulgence of one class of people, that another enjoyed the exercise of their inherent natural rights. For happily the Government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance requires only that they who live under its protection should demean themselves as good citizens, in giving it on all occasions their effectual support.
It would be inconsistent with the frankness of my character not to avow that I am pleased with your favorable opinion of my Administration, and fervent wishes for my felicity. May the Children of the Stock of Abraham, who dwell in this land, continue to merit and enjoy the good will of the other Inhabitants; while every one shall sit in safety under his own vine and figtree, and there shall b ...


This Washington guy needs to learn how to use the comma.
 
2021-11-06 10:26:22 AM  
He's begging for attention and for some reason people other than the FBI are giving it to him.
 
2021-11-06 10:26:57 AM  
Jacob Wohl claims:

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2021-11-06 10:27:11 AM  
BURN THE WITCH
 
2021-11-06 10:28:24 AM  
Jacob Wohl Declares War on Christmas: In an effort to speed assimilation into a secular America, Jacob Wohl mandates the installation of strings of colored lights on every American home, regardless of creed.
 
2021-11-06 10:29:55 AM  
What does Christianity have to do with Christmas?
 
2021-11-06 10:30:17 AM  
Hmm, I need new lights for the jade plant.
 
2021-11-06 10:30:28 AM  
Sometimes I feel like maybe half the population would have felt more at home in 1347 Europe.  And the rest of us would all be better off if they had been born then.
 
2021-11-06 10:30:58 AM  
To all right wing "christians" (with lyrics so you can all easily follow along)
Nine Inch Nails-Heresy (with lyrics)
Youtube tzlc-KsIUIU
 
2021-11-06 10:31:17 AM  
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He's right, do you know that?
 
2021-11-06 10:31:38 AM  

funmonger: BURN THE WITCH


she turned me into a newt!
 
2021-11-06 10:32:24 AM  
I can't decide if Jacob Wohl is a rich man's version of James O'Keefe, a diet version of James O'Keefe, or James O'Keefe's cloning experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
 
2021-11-06 10:32:52 AM  
What an assWohl.
 
2021-11-06 10:33:07 AM  

Valter: Somacandra: Well President George Washington's been telling to fark off since the 1790s :

https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Washington/05-06-02-0135

"
To the Hebrew Congregation in Newport, Rhode Island
[Newport, R.I., 18 August 1790]
Gentlemen.
While I receive, with much satisfaction, your Address1 replete with expressions of affection and esteem; I rejoice in the opportunity of assuring you, that I shall always retain a grateful remembrance of the cordial welcome I experienced in my visit to Newport,2 from all classes of Citizens.
The reflection on the days of difficulty and danger which are past is rendered the more sweet, from a consciousness that they are succeeded by days of uncommon prosperity and security. If we have wisdom to make the best use of the advantages with which we are now favored, we cannot fail, under the just administration of a good Government, to become a great and a happy people.
The Citizens of the United States of America have a right to applaud themselves for having given to mankind examples of an enlarged and liberal policy: a policy worthy of imitation. All possess alike liberty of conscience and immunities of citizenship It is now no more that toleration is spoken of, as if it was by the indulgence of one class of people, that another enjoyed the exercise of their inherent natural rights. For happily the Government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance requires only that they who live under its protection should demean themselves as good citizens, in giving it on all occasions their effectual support.
It would be inconsistent with the frankness of my character not to avow that I am pleased with your favorable opinion of my Administration, and fervent wishes for my felicity. May the Children of the Stock of Abraham, who dwell in this land, continue to merit and enjoy the good will of the other Inhabitants; while every one shall sit in safety under his own vine and figtree, and th ...


I've seen that document. It's freakin awesome and needs to be taught in every public school across the country.
Every third grader learns the myth that Geo Washington couldn't tell a lie about chopping down a cherry tree or threw a silver dollar across the Potomac. Both tales are bullschit.

BUT the story of Jews in Newport financing Washington war efforts are barely if ever mentioned outside to town of Newport.
 
2021-11-06 10:33:46 AM  

BMFPitt: What does Christianity have to do with Christmas?


Well, they stole it from the pagans and then put a massive PR campaign behind it for hundreds of years, gradually modifying it so ultimately we would mindlessly support consumerism one month a year while using the Santa story to condition children into religious thought patterns like, "Invisible man is always watching and judging you, and in the end will punish you for all the bad things you've done.  So feel guilty and do what your parents tell you to do".
 
2021-11-06 10:34:18 AM  

Kumana Wanalaia: funmonger: BURN THE WITCH

she turned me into a newt!


So you cheated on your cancer stricken wife?
 
2021-11-06 10:34:23 AM  
The US isn't a Christian nation.  And that isn't an opinion or debatable issue.  It is actual federal law.  Saying it is a Christian law is breaking a federal law.  Admittedly, there is no direct punishment associated with breaking it, but a strong case can be argued that you should be shipped to Algeria if you break it.
 
2021-11-06 10:35:04 AM  

Outshined_One: I can't decide if Jacob Wohl is a rich man's version of James O'Keefe, a diet version of James O'Keefe, or James O'Keefe's cloning experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.


He's the shorter, weaker, dumber, and less attractive little brother version of James O'Queef, stuck forever trying but spectacularly failing to make his parents proud.
 
2021-11-06 10:35:06 AM  

BMFPitt: What does Christianity have to do with Christmas?


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2021-11-06 10:35:28 AM  
Jacob Wohl sure sounds like a Jewish name, so what's this MotherFuquer talkin' bout.
 
2021-11-06 10:35:43 AM  

phalamir: The US isn't a Christian nation.  And that isn't an opinion or debatable issue.  It is actual federal law.  Saying it is a Christian law is breaking a federal law.  Admittedly, there is no direct punishment associated with breaking it, but a strong case can be argued that you should be shipped to Algeria if you break it.


Christian nation, not Christian law.
 
2021-11-06 10:35:48 AM  
The puritan Founding Fathers of Massachusetts outlawed Christmas for years because they considered it a pagan debauch mentioned nowhere in scripture.
https://www.history.com/news/when-massachusetts-banned-christmas
 
2021-11-06 10:35:58 AM  
WHY HAS JACOB WOHL MADE HEADLINES BEFORE?


Because the media can't resist those sweet, sweet clicks and impressions so they run with bullshiat like this rather than actual information.

Next question?
 
2021-11-06 10:36:01 AM  
These dudes are in a constant competition to out-asshole each other
 
2021-11-06 10:36:08 AM  
Still not in prison?
 
2021-11-06 10:36:28 AM  

phalamir: phalamir: The US isn't a Christian nation.  And that isn't an opinion or debatable issue.  It is actual federal law.  Saying it is a Christian law is breaking a federal law.  Admittedly, there is no direct punishment associated with breaking it, but a strong case can be argued that you should be shipped to Algeria if you break it.

Christian nation, not Christian law.


I was wondering lol.
 
2021-11-06 10:37:06 AM  

BMFPitt: What does Christianity have to do with Christmas?


It's the lights.  There is a baby jesus in every single bulb.  Or something else that's just as stupid.
 
2021-11-06 10:37:07 AM  

Cafe Threads: BMFPitt: What does Christianity have to do with Christmas?

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Dear, El was part of the same pantheon as those three.  That billboard is theo-functionally equivalent to one saying Osiris culturally appropriated mummification.
 
2021-11-06 10:37:42 AM  
This guy needs to be pelted with fresh latkes.
 
2021-11-06 10:39:08 AM  

Juxtobear: This guy needs to be pelted with fresh latkes.


How about three week old lox and tomatoes?
 
2021-11-06 10:40:21 AM  

batlock666: What's it like to celebrate Christmas with your parents when your dad made an "erotic" calendar for charity with a woman who is not your mom? Would it be better or worse if the woman was your mom?

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A glimpse into the mind set of the man who brought this little shait into the world.

/ Color me shocked.
 
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