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(CNN)   Lawmaker that looks like Lex Luthor says an evil billionaire will try and steal the next election   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, United States House of Representatives, Joe Biden, United States Senate, Republican Party, President of the United States, Democratic Party, United States presidential election, 2008, George W. Bush  
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2021-11-05 4:40:28 PM  
Evil yes, billionaire no
 
2021-11-05 4:42:02 PM  
Never understood why they made him bald in Smallville. I mean the dude was friggin young as shiat.
 
2021-11-05 4:51:28 PM  
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2021-11-05 4:52:45 PM  
Farking DUH!!

Of course he's going to try and steal the next election.  He's still trying to steal the last one a year later
 
2021-11-05 4:53:19 PM  

cman: Never understood why they made him bald in Smallville. I mean the dude was friggin young as shiat.


Gene Hackman refused to wear the bald head cap in the Superman movies. He only put it on for a 10 second scene in the first movie.
 
2021-11-05 5:15:52 PM  
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2021-11-05 5:21:06 PM  

cman: Never understood why they made him bald in Smallville. I mean the dude was friggin young as shiat.


You should read more Superman
 
2021-11-05 5:26:49 PM  
How courageous of you to say something once you have one foot out the door.
 
2021-11-05 7:17:16 PM  
Thiel?
 
2021-11-05 7:57:09 PM  
Wouldn't be the first time. Likely not the last time either.
 
2021-11-05 7:57:40 PM  
And that's terrible
 
2021-11-05 7:57:56 PM  
Jeff Bezos is running?
 
2021-11-05 7:57:58 PM  
This politics is an easy grift compared to real estate.  You just promise the tubes stuff and they give you money.
 
2021-11-05 7:58:40 PM  
Tubes are rubes. Learn to preview, Harry.
 
2021-11-05 8:02:13 PM  
Don't worry y'all, Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema will save us.
 
2021-11-05 8:02:46 PM  
He can retire, but if Trump manages to seize power again, he'll be loaded onto the cattle cars with the rest of us.
 
2021-11-05 8:03:29 PM  
Biden's already on the job. He says we'll just "out-organize" whatever the Republicans do to steal the election.
 
2021-11-05 8:04:07 PM  

cman: Never understood why they made him bald in Smallville. I mean the dude was friggin young as shiat.


Superman Lore 101: Lex lost his hair in a failed mad science experiment and he's blamed Superman for it ever since.
 
2021-11-05 8:08:00 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: cman: Never understood why they made him bald in Smallville. I mean the dude was friggin young as shiat.

Superman Lore 101: Lex lost his hair in a failed mad science experiment and he's blamed Superman for it ever since.


Those radioactive spiders are a biatch.
 
2021-11-05 8:08:32 PM  

Jake Havechek: cman: Never understood why they made him bald in Smallville. I mean the dude was friggin young as shiat.

Gene Hackman refused to wear the bald head cap in the Superman movies. He only put it on for a 10 second scene in the first movie.

The CW's Lex Luthor on Supergirl is best on-screen Lex Luthor. The series finale is this Tuesday and he's in it.
 
2021-11-05 8:11:32 PM  

Weatherkiss: Biden's already on the job. He says we'll just "out-organize" whatever the Republicans do to steal the election.


ABC's WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS INTRO 1974
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2021-11-05 8:11:45 PM  

Subtonic: AAAAGGGGHHHH: cman: Never understood why they made him bald in Smallville. I mean the dude was friggin young as shiat.

Superman Lore 101: Lex lost his hair in a failed mad science experiment and he's blamed Superman for it ever since.

Those radioactive spiders are a biatch.

In the pre-Crisis Earth-one Silver Age continuity, when they were both teenagers in Smallville, Superboy ("Superman when he was a boy," not Kon-El nor Jonathan Kent) and Lex were best friends until Lex's lab caught fire while making artificial protoplasm. Superboy blew the fire out with his super-breath, but some of the fumes hit Lex's skull and caused his air to fall out, and more importantly, destroyed the artificial protoplasm, his greatest scientific achievement and one he'd never be able to duplicate.
 
2021-11-05 8:11:53 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: cman: Never understood why they made him bald in Smallville. I mean the dude was friggin young as shiat.

Superman Lore 101: Lex lost his hair in a failed mad science experiment and he's blamed Superman for it ever since.


So he can build giant robots and sink endless amounts of money into trying to kill Superman, but he can't figure out how to grow his hair back.
 
2021-11-05 8:13:05 PM  

COMALite J: Jake Havechek: cman: Never understood why they made him bald in Smallville. I mean the dude was friggin young as shiat.

Gene Hackman refused to wear the bald head cap in the Superman movies. He only put it on for a 10 second scene in the first movie.
The CW's Lex Luthor on Supergirl is best on-screen Lex Luthor. The series finale is this Tuesday and he's in it.


This^^^

Hooda thunkit?
 
2021-11-05 8:19:07 PM  
Lex on Harley Quinn:. "This is the Legion of Doom.  The Legion of Dildos is down the street and you'd better believe we are taking legal action against them"
 
2021-11-05 8:20:36 PM  
Hey NY AG, remember that thing you've been working on for some time now?
How's that coming along?
 
2021-11-05 8:21:05 PM  
Republicans brush him off, while thinking to themselves that this is the entire point.
 
2021-11-05 8:25:37 PM  
Retiring GOP lawmaker


Hey! John Boehner and William Barr's Memoirs
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"Hey, if you want us to remember you well, do good things when you have power, instead of writing one of these doorstops to launder your reputation."
 
2021-11-05 8:30:56 PM  

cman: Never understood why they made him bald in Smallville. I mean the dude was friggin young as shiat.


Because bald men are miserable and bitter and resentful and thus more likely to become supervillains.
 
2021-11-05 8:43:04 PM  
I'll leave it to you to determine the ultimate outcome of the last Republican to speak truth oh the way out of office:

"In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists, and will persist."

- some pussy liberal named Eisenhower
 
2021-11-05 8:43:39 PM  
I assumed this was about Rick Scott.

Then I realized the headline didn't say "cosplayer" or "wannabe."
 
2021-11-05 8:43:41 PM  

El Rich-o: cman: Never understood why they made him bald in Smallville. I mean the dude was friggin young as shiat.

Because bald men are miserable and bitter and resentful and thus more likely to become supervillains.


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"Excuse me?"
 
2021-11-05 9:14:50 PM  
"I didn't think we had this sort of pull towards authoritarianism in our in our democracy."

Ask African Americans from the South post-Reconstruction and prior to the Civil Rights/Voting Act if America has ever had this sort of "pull towards authoritarianism" -- The South, prior to 1965, was basically The Republic of South Afrika -- a Boer-ing place
 
2021-11-05 9:16:00 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: El Rich-o: cman: Never understood why they made him bald in Smallville. I mean the dude was friggin young as shiat.

Because bald men are miserable and bitter and resentful and thus more likely to become supervillains.

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"Excuse me?"


"Tell me, Captain, have you quite recovered from your experience with the Borg?"
 
2021-11-05 9:19:16 PM  
Retiring
 
2021-11-05 9:30:23 PM  
I wonder what Dotard will do of rapepublicns go the yongkin model.and.drift.away.from him and nominate someone else.
 
2021-11-05 9:40:30 PM  
I thought this was about Bezos.
 
2021-11-05 9:52:50 PM  

El Rich-o: cman: Never understood why they made him bald in Smallville. I mean the dude was friggin young as shiat.

Because bald men are miserable and bitter and resentful and thus more likely to become supervillains.


I dunno I've been bald since 17 girls love rubbing on it
 
2021-11-05 10:56:06 PM  
I'm going to go and bet money on this
 
2021-11-06 10:01:27 AM  
Keyword: Retiring
 
2021-11-06 10:13:03 AM  

cretinbob: Evil yes, billionaire no


They're projecting again: Robert Mercer, Peter Thiel, Richard Uihlein...all backed Jan. 6, and those are the ones we know about.
 
2021-11-06 12:58:50 PM  
He's not going to steal it. The new voting laws will ensure it is already stolen for him.
 
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