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(ABC News)   "In Russia, COVID-19 surge shows no signs of abating" - use really tiny 'Do not disturb' signs instead   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Vladimir Putin, Russia, Daily coronavirus cases, Russia's Novgorod region, Russian President Vladimir Putin, Tomsk governor Sergei Zhvachkin, task force, Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov  
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2021-11-03 4:18:03 PM  
I think Putin spent all his covid-19 prevention money influencing US election cycles instead of vaccinating everyone.
 
2021-11-03 4:56:41 PM  
"Doesn't matter, stuggit to the West."
 
2021-11-03 5:44:34 PM  
Somebody is getting pushed out a hospital window over this.
 
2021-11-03 5:51:46 PM  
Moscow Mayor Sergei Sobyanin said infection rates in the capital have "stabilized," and the governor of the Moscow region, Andrei Vorobyov, echoed his sentiment.

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2021-11-03 6:24:53 PM  
"No, no WE weren't supposed to believe the bullshiat we posted!  How did this happen?"

Yeah blowback's a motherfarker.
 
2021-11-03 6:25:00 PM  
What is everyone worried about, Putin will be fine in his mansion.
 
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2021-11-03 6:39:22 PM  
Go away, abating

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2021-11-03 6:42:33 PM  
It's be a shame if all of that antivax propaganda that Russia funded came back and but them in the ass. Don't they already have a declining population as it is?
 
2021-11-03 6:43:12 PM  
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2021-11-03 6:43:37 PM  
Good - rest of the world should finish the job until there is no Russia left.
 
2021-11-03 6:43:40 PM  
Golly, that's a cryin' shame. Ain't that awful, everyone?

Maybe if they weren't run as a kakistocracy, they'd have a government capable of actually doing something about this.

/Russia is also very high on the list of places that underreport cases
 
2021-11-03 6:47:04 PM  
Putin Purging
 
2021-11-03 6:47:16 PM  
Somehow I knew the Russkie mafia state would be antivax
 
2021-11-03 6:51:44 PM  
Is it bad that my brain automatically swapped covid and russia?
 
2021-11-03 6:56:20 PM  
Nonsense. This is just vile western propaganda. Russia has had no Covid deaths. In fact Vladimir Putin, our glorious president, just personally charged Covid-19 on horses and punched it back across the border.
 
2021-11-03 6:56:48 PM  

Mad_Radhu: It's be a shame if all of that antivax propaganda that Russia funded came back and but them in the ass. Don't they already have a declining population as it is?


They've had positive population growth only like in two specific years since the fall of the USSR. Even the year that they stole Crimea, and got a free population boost of about 2 million, the overall Russia population dropped.
 
2021-11-03 6:58:08 PM  
Maybe they should take notes from China.

China has had less than five thousand reported deaths due to Covid-19.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/china/
 
2021-11-03 6:59:39 PM  

hardinparamedic: Nonsense. This is just vile western propaganda. Russia has had no Covid deaths. In fact Vladimir Putin, our glorious president, just personally charged Covid-19 on horses and punched it back across the border.


Wanna know how I know you're lying?

Putin would never ride a horse:
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2021-11-03 7:05:10 PM  

rfenster: Maybe they should take notes from China.

China has had less than five thousand reported deaths due to Covid-19.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/china/


How is that even possible. Granted they clamped down hard. But still.
 
2021-11-03 7:06:10 PM  
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2021-11-03 7:10:57 PM  

freakay: rfenster: Maybe they should take notes from China.

China has had less than five thousand reported deaths due to Covid-19.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/china/

How is that even possible. Granted they clamped down hard. But still.


It's used in the same manner as reporting you and your wife, Morgan Fairchild, vacationed in Bali.
 
2021-11-03 7:15:53 PM  

Blathering Beeblebrox!: Somehow I knew the Russkie mafia state would be antivax


Well, their republican mafia state comrades are anti-vaxxers.
 
2021-11-03 7:16:24 PM  

Mad_Radhu: It's be a shame if all of that antivax propaganda that Russia funded came back and but them in the ass. Don't they already have a declining population as it is?


So does the US (native-born, at least). Makes you wonder what we have in common with 1990s Russia.
 
2021-11-03 7:19:43 PM  

Weaver95: I think Putin spent all his covid-19 prevention money influencing US election cycles instead of vaccinating everyone.


It's not that. The jab is widely available.

The proportion in Russian of anti-vax morons is way higher than America.

/my (intelligent) relatives got their jabs in a village before I did in the USA
 
2021-11-03 7:20:26 PM  

Wobambo: Good - rest of the world should finish the job until there is no Russia left.


Ladies and gentlemen, calling for the death of 150,000,000 people and 148,000,000 or so civilians.
 
2021-11-03 7:28:08 PM  

ColonelCathcart: Weaver95: I think Putin spent all his covid-19 prevention money influencing US election cycles instead of vaccinating everyone.

It's not that. The jab is widely available.

The proportion in Russian of anti-vax morons is way higher than America.

/my (intelligent) relatives got their jabs in a village before I did in the USA


Russia really did rush their vaccine development and pretty much skipped normal clinical trials.   So, the populace has a bit more justification in being hesitant.

and it turns out Sputnik is only about 87% effective at preventing hospitalization and 78% effective at preventing symptoms. So, with a variant like Delta, the population is having a tough time containing things.
 
2021-11-03 7:29:29 PM  
Covid tends to kill overweight older people with liver problems fastest.  How can the they tell in Russia?
 
2021-11-03 7:30:49 PM  

dbaggins: ColonelCathcart: Weaver95: I think Putin spent all his covid-19 prevention money influencing US election cycles instead of vaccinating everyone.

It's not that. The jab is widely available.

The proportion in Russian of anti-vax morons is way higher than America.

/my (intelligent) relatives got their jabs in a village before I did in the USA

Russia really did rush their vaccine development and pretty much skipped normal clinical trials.   So, the populace has a bit more justification in being hesitant.

and it turns out Sputnik is only about 87% effective at preventing hospitalization and 78% effective at preventing symptoms. So, with a variant like Delta, the population is having a tough time containing things.


That's only 5% to 7% worse than Pfizer. Not bad for a "rush job" that costs a fraction.

Again, the problem isn't efficacy. It's farking stupidity.
 
2021-11-03 7:38:26 PM  
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I just hope all the hot Russian women are safe.
 
2021-11-03 7:49:22 PM  

Wobambo: Good - rest of the world should finish the job until there is no Russia left.


Dibs on the gas rights!
 
2021-11-03 7:58:06 PM  

Weaver95: I think Putin spent all his covid-19 prevention money influencing US election cycles instead of vaccinating everyone.


Putin is baffled & infuriated  that Covid is immune to Polonium-laced tea assassination attempts.
 
2021-11-03 7:59:28 PM  

ColonelCathcart: Wobambo: Good - rest of the world should finish the job until there is no Russia left.

Ladies and gentlemen, calling for the death of 150,000,000 people and 148,000,000 or so civilians.


"people"
 
2021-11-03 8:03:59 PM  

ColonelCathcart: Wobambo: Good - rest of the world should finish the job until there is no Russia left.

Ladies and gentlemen, calling for the death of 150,000,000 people and 148,000,000 or so civilians.


Shut up, dipshiat troll.
 
2021-11-03 8:09:47 PM  

erik-k: Golly, that's a cryin' shame. Ain't that awful, everyone?

Maybe if they weren't run as a kakistocracy, they'd have a government capable of actually doing something about this.

/Russia is also very high on the list of places that underreport cases


We probably shouldn't throw stones at other kakistocracies, based on our own recent history.

Also, if these are the numbers they're reporting, can you imagine how bad it really is?
 
2021-11-03 8:11:20 PM  

Mock26: [ladadate.com image 800x400]

I just hope all the hot Russian women are safe.


They are, and they want to meet you.
 
2021-11-03 8:20:36 PM  

grinding_journalist: Mock26: [ladadate.com image 800x400]

I just hope all the hot Russian women are safe.

They are, and they want to meet you.


But they need your credit card number first.
 
2021-11-03 8:28:04 PM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: ColonelCathcart: Wobambo: Good - rest of the world should finish the job until there is no Russia left.

Ladies and gentlemen, calling for the death of 150,000,000 people and 148,000,000 or so civilians.

"people"


Go ahead and add "unter" in front of that, Adolf.
 
2021-11-03 8:29:07 PM  
Putin hasn't has Covid fall on bullets yet?
 
2021-11-03 8:32:04 PM  

freakay: rfenster: Maybe they should take notes from China.

China has had less than five thousand reported deaths due to Covid-19.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/china/

How is that even possible. Granted they clamped down hard. But still.


Their leaders understand how exponential growth and decay work, and understand that the only way you get to open up completely without worrying is if you exterminate the virus completely and immediately stamp out any attempts by it to get back in?

As opposed to the rolling nonsense we see in the west, which will literally just leave us seesawing back and forth between "surging cases" and "abating cases" perpetually.
 
2021-11-03 8:35:43 PM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: ColonelCathcart: Wobambo: Good - rest of the world should finish the job until there is no Russia left.

Ladies and gentlemen, calling for the death of 150,000,000 people and 148,000,000 or so civilians.

"people"


How is this any different that someone typing

"(((People)))?"

In short, GFY, you'd probably be happier on stormfront.
 
2021-11-03 8:39:19 PM  
I admire the iron fist they have to say, "nobody makes money today, just farking none" and not have to deal with a shiatstorm. You know, like here, but more for less.
 
2021-11-03 8:43:43 PM  
Fake Nooz.
Russia is a hoax.
 
2021-11-03 8:44:24 PM  

J_Kushner: Fake Nooz.
Russia is a hoax.


Now it wants to be Galt's Gulch.
Ironic, isn't it?
 
2021-11-03 8:47:25 PM  

Wobambo: Good - rest of the world should finish the job until there is no Russia left.


A certain Colonel that posts on here would scream at seeing this statement.

Me, on the other hand, agree with you wholeheartedly. fark Russia.
 
2021-11-03 8:49:38 PM  

whosits_112: Wobambo: Good - rest of the world should finish the job until there is no Russia left.

A certain Colonel that posts on here would scream at seeing this statement.

Me, on the other hand, agree with you wholeheartedly. fark Russia.


Stormfront is a different website.
 
2021-11-03 8:53:03 PM  

ColonelCathcart: The Zen Philosopher Basho: ColonelCathcart: Wobambo: Good - rest of the world should finish the job until there is no Russia left.

Ladies and gentlemen, calling for the death of 150,000,000 people and 148,000,000 or so civilians.

"people"

Go ahead and add "unter" in front of that, Adolf.


Not "unter" but definitely trash.
 
2021-11-03 8:56:40 PM  

ColonelCathcart: whosits_112: Wobambo: Good - rest of the world should finish the job until there is no Russia left.

A certain Colonel that posts on here would scream at seeing this statement.

Me, on the other hand, agree with you wholeheartedly. fark Russia.

Stormfront is a different website.


I'm sure you and your comrades stir up the trolls on Stormfront all the time. The Kremlin really likes to rile up the racists.

While America got some trash Nazi scum because of Operation Paperclip, I'm sure the Soviets scooped up a greater heaping helping of Nazi shiatheads. I wonder how many of their descendents make up the government and criminal element of your motherland.
 
2021-11-03 9:05:12 PM  

whosits_112: ColonelCathcart: whosits_112: Wobambo: Good - rest of the world should finish the job until there is no Russia left.

A certain Colonel that posts on here would scream at seeing this statement.

Me, on the other hand, agree with you wholeheartedly. fark Russia.

Stormfront is a different website.

I'm sure you and your comrades stir up the trolls on Stormfront all the time. The Kremlin really likes to rile up the racists.

While America got some trash Nazi scum because of Operation Paperclip, I'm sure the Soviets scooped up a greater heaping helping of Nazi shiatheads. I wonder how many of their descendents make up the government and criminal element of your motherland.


We scooped them up and put them in the ground (or in forced work camps).

You put them in your government and gave them a nice house in the suburbs:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip
 
2021-11-03 9:09:13 PM  

ColonelCathcart: The Zen Philosopher Basho: ColonelCathcart: Wobambo: Good - rest of the world should finish the job until there is no Russia left.

Ladies and gentlemen, calling for the death of 150,000,000 people and 148,000,000 or so civilians.

"people"

Go ahead and add "unter" in front of that, Adolf.


Adolf? Are you referring to Russia's old ally? The guy Russia had no problem with until he invaded them?

I'm not gonna attack Poland with you.
 
2021-11-03 9:10:09 PM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: ColonelCathcart: The Zen Philosopher Basho: ColonelCathcart: Wobambo: Good - rest of the world should finish the job until there is no Russia left.

Ladies and gentlemen, calling for the death of 150,000,000 people and 148,000,000 or so civilians.

"people"

Go ahead and add "unter" in front of that, Adolf.

Adolf? Are you referring to Russia's old ally? The guy Russia had no problem with until he invaded them?

I'm not gonna attack Poland with you.


We also gave Poland like 10% of Germany after the war. Maybe they should give Pomerania and part of Prussia back?
 
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