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(Global News (Canada))   "We will bury this enemy with our blood and bones". Man, they don't make Nobel Peace Prize winners like that any more   (globalnews.ca) divider line
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2021-11-03 5:41:27 PM  
"And yet this guy gets a Nobel Peace Prize but I don't"
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2021-11-03 6:10:07 PM  
Have you tried Love and Tolerance?  Ever gave that a shot?  Huh?
 
2021-11-03 6:48:20 PM  
You know the war is going really well when every month your army's glorious victories occur closer and closer to your capitol city.
 
2021-11-03 7:18:23 PM  
Ideally, you want the other guy to be the one paying in blood and bones, not your side.
 
2021-11-03 7:20:21 PM  
Roman peace is still a kind of peace...
 
2021-11-03 7:21:24 PM  
"Well, not MY blood and bones."
 
2021-11-03 7:21:52 PM  

zbtop: Ideally, you want the other guy to be the one paying in blood and bones, not your side.


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Maybe the rebels are using Killbots.
 
2021-11-03 7:22:57 PM  
The Nobel Peace Prize has been a joke since at least 1973.
 
2021-11-03 7:27:15 PM  
I mean, what did you expect? The Nobel prize was named after a guy that invented a potent explosive and then was surprised that it killed people. If you ask me, it only makes sense that we keep accidentally giving Nobel prizes to war criminals.
 
2021-11-03 8:02:20 PM  

zbtop: Ideally, you want the other guy to be the one paying in blood and bones, not your side.


No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
 
2021-11-03 8:27:53 PM  

Jubeebee: You know the war is going really well when every month your army's glorious victories occur closer and closer to your capitol city.


You need to learn how to spin that in resume-speak. Instead of losing the war you "managed to shorten our supply lines and reduce our time to front response time considerably".
 
2021-11-03 8:37:58 PM  

spiralscratch: The Nobel Peace Prize has been a joke since at least 1973.


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Still in Saigon, bro?

Anyway, Sakharov, Tutu, Mandela, Ambesty International, Doctors Without Borders, Carter, Malala, Obama
 
2021-11-03 8:40:13 PM  

Tman144: zbtop: Ideally, you want the other guy to be the one paying in blood and bones, not your side.

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.


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2021-11-03 9:20:31 PM  
There is always a blood price for "Peace"
 
2021-11-03 10:33:20 PM  
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2021-11-03 10:47:39 PM  

Tman144: zbtop: Ideally, you want the other guy to be the one paying in blood and bones, not your side.

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.


I must be higher than I think I am, because I totally read that in his voice. I guess that's a speech and a voice you just don't forget.
 
2021-11-03 11:03:25 PM  
And unless I'm misunderstanding the issue, the leader of the country being invaded is planning on overtaking the insurgents with... checks notes... the civilian population? Can someone at the UN call 911? There's about to be a shiatshow in Africa
 
2021-11-03 11:32:02 PM  
In other news, a whole lotta etheopian military individuals have just quit, citing "defeating the tigray region sounds great, but i like the whole idea of blood and bones staying within my skin a whole lot more"
 
2021-11-03 11:49:48 PM  

Ronin Around: There is always a blood price for "Peace"


Nonsense. We're super cool with Canada. It's not like we had a war and they burned our White House down or something before we became chill.
 
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