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    More: Sappy, Spider-Man, May Parker, Mary Jane Watson, Doctor Octopus, AKA Spider-Man's Aunt May, Aunt May, nephew Peter, Spider-Man 2  
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2021-11-03 6:14:16 AM  
She loved the tentacle.
 
2021-11-03 6:27:40 AM  
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2021-11-03 6:52:49 AM  
No one cares about your granny kink subby
 
2021-11-03 7:05:40 AM  

lifeslammer: No one cares about your granny kink subby


Unless she's played by Marisa Tomei in the movie... then, by all means, proceed
 
2021-11-03 7:08:16 AM  
Aunt May?

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Yummy!

*clickety*

...never mind.
 
2021-11-03 7:08:26 AM  
She can barge  into my bedroom any time she wants...
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2021-11-03 7:22:50 AM  

Laobaojun: Aunt May?

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Yummy!

*clickety*

...never mind.


I guess it makes more sense to have a teenager's aunt NOT be 106 years old, but Sexy Aunt May just seems wrong
 
2021-11-03 7:23:17 AM  
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2021-11-03 7:39:24 AM  

Mega Steve: Laobaojun: Aunt May?

[i.pinimg.com image 306x386]

Yummy!

*clickety*

...never mind.

I guess it makes more sense to have a teenager's aunt NOT be 106 years old, but Sexy Aunt May just seems wrong


I had a lot of "aunts" and most prominent were my grandmother's sisters so I never thought it was weird that Aunt May should look like a decrepit mummy
 
2021-11-03 7:52:12 AM  

Fano: Mega Steve: Laobaojun: Aunt May?

[i.pinimg.com image 306x386]

Yummy!

*clickety*

...never mind.

I guess it makes more sense to have a teenager's aunt NOT be 106 years old, but Sexy Aunt May just seems wrong

I had a lot of "aunts" and most prominent were my grandmother's sisters so I never thought it was weird that Aunt May should look like a decrepit mummy


I have an aunt who is my age exactly. Mom had a lot of brothers and sister and she was the oldest. Her youngest brother is about 7 years older than me. He married someone younger so...
 
2021-11-03 8:45:51 AM  
My aunt, who is 15 years older than me, married my uncle later in life, who is 5 years younger than me. He also shares my first name, making for some very awkward family gatherings.
 
2021-11-03 8:46:20 AM  
What about Aunt April and Aunt June?
 
2021-11-03 8:46:21 AM  

IgG4: She can barge  into my bedroom any time she wants...
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Casting Marisa Tomei as Aunt May? How could something so wrong be so right?
 
2021-11-03 8:48:43 AM  

Russell_Secord: IgG4: She can barge  into my bedroom any time she wants...
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Casting Marisa Tomei as Aunt May? How could something so wrong be so right?


I've heard Marisa herself isn't really that happy with how many people are openly lusting for her as Aunt May.
 
2021-11-03 9:08:11 AM  

Alphax: Russell_Secord: IgG4: She can barge  into my bedroom any time she wants...
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Casting Marisa Tomei as Aunt May? How could something so wrong be so right?

I've heard Marisa herself isn't really that happy with how many people are openly lusting for her as Aunt May.


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2021-11-03 9:33:00 AM  

sniderman: My aunt, who is 15 years older than me, married my uncle later in life, who is 5 years younger than me. He also shares my first name, making for some very awkward family gatherings.


I'm My Own Grandpa- Ray Stevens ( with family tree diagram)
Youtube eYlJH81dSiw
 
2021-11-03 9:57:31 AM  
I guess Marvel is trying hard to forget this:

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2021-11-03 10:21:04 AM  

Alphax: Russell_Secord: IgG4: She can barge  into my bedroom any time she wants...
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Casting Marisa Tomei as Aunt May? How could something so wrong be so right?

I've heard Marisa herself isn't really that happy with how many people are openly lusting for her as Aunt May.


Then she most certainly doesn't want to know how I feel about her in general.
 
2021-11-03 10:30:08 AM  

Mad_Radhu: I guess Marvel is trying hard to forget this:

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I'd never read the Wikipedia summary all the way to the end until today, so didn't know about the "connection" reveal.  Huh.
 
2021-11-03 11:23:39 AM  

Mega Steve: Laobaojun: Aunt May?

[i.pinimg.com image 306x386]

Yummy!

*clickety*

...never mind.

I guess it makes more sense to have a teenager's aunt NOT be 106 years old, but Sexy Aunt May just seems wrong


IIRC Aunt May was originally Peter's great aunt and as time went on she got retconned to being just his aunt because they didn't want to kill her off and Peter was aging so an elderly aunt made sense.  Basically Peter went from being 15 to 30 and Aunt May stayed 70.
 
2021-11-03 11:42:02 AM  

Mega Steve: Laobaojun: Aunt May?

[i.pinimg.com image 306x386]

Yummy!

*clickety*

...never mind.

I guess it makes more sense to have a teenager's aunt NOT be 106 years old, but Sexy Aunt May just seems wrong


Yeah, I couldn't get over "Hot Aunt May" either

And Tony Stark remarking about it was even creepier
 
2021-11-03 11:51:17 AM  

IgG4: She can barge  into my bedroom any time she wants...
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"PETER! Stop shooting your webs all over the place!"
 
2021-11-03 11:52:37 AM  

WyDave: IgG4: She can barge  into my bedroom any time she wants...
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"PETER! Stop shooting your webs all over the place!"


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2021-11-03 12:12:24 PM  

Mad_Radhu: I guess Marvel is trying hard to forget this:

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I do NOT need to read a book about young May slutting it up drawn by the Dodsons.

The Dodsons! Who put the Cheesecake Duo on the Aunt May book? Might as well hand it to Frank Cho!
 
2021-11-03 12:30:08 PM  
I'll throw in my vote for 65-ish Sally Field as Aunt May.
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I'm only a few years younger than her, so yeah...

I took my then teen son to see this movie. I leaned over and said, "You know you're getting old when you can look at Peter's Aunt May and think, 'Not bad.'"

He was of course grossed out.
 
2021-11-03 1:17:44 PM  

IgG4: She can barge  into my bedroom any time she wants...
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As long as she's prepared to be covered in white sticky webbing.
 
2021-11-03 1:24:39 PM  
Gam Gam is a whore.
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2021-11-03 2:11:42 PM  

Petite Mel: I'll throw in my vote for 65-ish Sally Field as Aunt May.
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I'm only a few years younger than her, so yeah...

I took my then teen son to see this movie. I leaned over and said, "You know you're getting old when you can look at Peter's Aunt May and think, 'Not bad.'"

He was of course grossed out.


The Ultimate depiction of May was a decent compromise along those lines.  Obviously depended on the artist to an extent, but that version struck a good balance between "older" and "not mummified."

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2021-11-03 2:26:11 PM  

TelemonianAjax: Mad_Radhu: I guess Marvel is trying hard to forget this:

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I do NOT need to read a book about young May slutting it up drawn by the Dodsons.

The Dodsons! Who put the Cheesecake Duo on the Aunt May book? Might as well hand it to Frank Cho!


Or a Greg Land porn trace job.
 
2021-11-03 2:34:30 PM  

Last Man on Earth: Petite Mel: I'll throw in my vote for 65-ish Sally Field as Aunt May.
[static.independent.co.uk image 850x566]
I'm only a few years younger than her, so yeah...

I took my then teen son to see this movie. I leaned over and said, "You know you're getting old when you can look at Peter's Aunt May and think, 'Not bad.'"

He was of course grossed out.

The Ultimate depiction of May was a decent compromise along those lines.  Obviously depended on the artist to an extent, but that version struck a good balance between "older" and "not mummified."

[i.pinimg.com image 406x701]


If she doesn't look like the corpse of Peter Cushing I don't want it!
 
2021-11-03 3:34:08 PM  
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the size of this guys hands....
 
2021-11-03 3:52:36 PM  

Fano: Last Man on Earth: Petite Mel: I'll throw in my vote for 65-ish Sally Field as Aunt May.
[static.independent.co.uk image 850x566]
I'm only a few years younger than her, so yeah...

I took my then teen son to see this movie. I leaned over and said, "You know you're getting old when you can look at Peter's Aunt May and think, 'Not bad.'"

He was of course grossed out.

The Ultimate depiction of May was a decent compromise along those lines.  Obviously depended on the artist to an extent, but that version struck a good balance between "older" and "not mummified."

[i.pinimg.com image 406x701]

If she doesn't look like the corpse of Peter Cushing I don't want it!


I laughed loud enough my wife yelled from the other room "Is it some stupid Fark thing I won't understand or can you share?"
 
2021-11-03 3:53:29 PM  

MurphyMurphy: [terrigen-cdn-dev.marvel.com image 829x1009]

the size of this guys hands....


Didn't you know? Willy farks.
 
2021-11-03 3:55:31 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: TelemonianAjax: Mad_Radhu: I guess Marvel is trying hard to forget this:

[Fark user image image 250x391]

I do NOT need to read a book about young May slutting it up drawn by the Dodsons.

The Dodsons! Who put the Cheesecake Duo on the Aunt May book? Might as well hand it to Frank Cho!

Or a Greg Land porn trace job.


Oh god, I just pictured it. Hurk. Hurrrrrk.
 
2021-11-03 3:59:45 PM  

MurphyMurphy: [terrigen-cdn-dev.marvel.com image 829x1009]

the size of this guys hands....


And those ears are great handles.
 
2021-11-03 5:46:04 PM  

MurphyMurphy: [terrigen-cdn-dev.marvel.com image 829x1009]

the size of this guys hands....


You all know that Willie Lumpkin is Stan's self-insert. Right?
 
2021-11-03 5:56:11 PM  

sniderman: My aunt, who is 15 years older than me, married my uncle later in life, who is 5 years younger than me. He also shares my first name, making for some very awkward family gatherings.


As long as she doesn't say " pass the salt daddy" and both you and your uncle don't reach for it everything should be fine.
 
2021-11-03 5:56:32 PM  
Is Judge Parker his uncle?

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2021-11-03 6:20:38 PM  

Billy Liar: Is Judge Parker his uncle?

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Holy crap, even better:  That's totally Aunt May on the witness stand.
 
2021-11-03 8:13:44 PM  

MurphyMurphy: [terrigen-cdn-dev.marvel.com image 829x1009]

the size of this guys hands....


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Forget about the guy's hands...look at May's chin!  It's phallic. It looks designed to penetrate orifices.
 
2021-11-03 9:25:04 PM  
What? She was farking Peter's asshole boss?

Harpy.
 
2021-11-03 11:35:47 PM  

Last Man on Earth: Petite Mel: I'll throw in my vote for 65-ish Sally Field as Aunt May.
[static.independent.co.uk image 850x566]
I'm only a few years younger than her, so yeah...

I took my then teen son to see this movie. I leaned over and said, "You know you're getting old when you can look at Peter's Aunt May and think, 'Not bad.'"

He was of course grossed out.

The Ultimate depiction of May was a decent compromise along those lines.  Obviously depended on the artist to an extent, but that version struck a good balance between "older" and "not mummified."

[i.pinimg.com image 406x701]


Where do you think the internet phrase "I want to F*CK Aunt May" started?
 
2021-11-03 11:37:19 PM  

rue_in_winter: RoyFokker'sGhost: TelemonianAjax: Mad_Radhu: I guess Marvel is trying hard to forget this:

[Fark user image image 250x391]

I do NOT need to read a book about young May slutting it up drawn by the Dodsons.

The Dodsons! Who put the Cheesecake Duo on the Aunt May book? Might as well hand it to Frank Cho!

Or a Greg Land porn trace job.

Oh god, I just pictured it. Hurk. Hurrrrrk.


Oh no, that's the sequel series with the Norman/Gwen twins where the daughter of the pair REALLY wants to fark Peter.
 
2021-11-03 11:49:45 PM  
Here is a picture of Aunt May at Peter's Christening:
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2021-11-04 12:50:17 AM  
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2021-11-04 4:35:26 PM  

Mad_Radhu: I guess Marvel is trying hard to forget this:

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Came here wondering why that Marvel advert omitted this.
 
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