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‘’ 2021-11-02 5:05:23 PM  
68 votes:
Sorry - one last thing I would like to toss out there - I carve these little mustaches on a stick for when you need to hide who you REALLY are quickly and completely.

Here's my dog modeling one of them.

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‘’ 2021-11-02 4:38:02 PM  
59 votes:

educated: Hello!

I make things out of wood - mostly custom beer tap handles.
Here's my IG page: tapwood carving (where I typically post progress shots, if that something you're interested in watching). And here's some of my work (including a couple pieces made as a result of last year's Farketplace thread):
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Calla Lily in butternut - not a tap handle

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Book in solid cherry - a perfectly balanced tap handle
(these are neat - your title, your author, your publishing house, your design. They obviously don't have to be tap handles, but can be book ends, anniversary presents, etc.)

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Raichu tap handle in basswood

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Lament Configuration tap handle in sycamore

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The tentacle tap handle in butternut

You can reach me through IG or through tapwoodcarving over at the google mail doot com.
Happy to discuss projects even if we don't move forward.


"How much for the box?"
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‘’ 2021-11-02 5:02:40 PM  
28 votes:

Ecobuckeye: I came here to mock, leaving disappointed and very impressed


I'm selling disappointment. Fresh and ready to order.
 
‘’ 2021-11-02 4:35:16 PM  
19 votes:

educated: The tentacle tap handle in butternut


Giggity.
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 9:48:16 PM  
17 votes:

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Your wood is beautiful. And I don't say that to everyone.
 
‘’ 2021-11-04 3:38:56 AM  
17 votes:
My publisher called me the "second-worst book salesman he's ever published," but with your help, maybe I can be the first!

No, wait, that came out wrong...

https://www.amazon.com/Ben-Goodridge/e/B003BLJJLQ
 
‘’ 2021-11-27 7:09:26 PM  
16 votes:

educated: Hello!

I make things out of wood - mostly custom beer tap handles.
Here's my IG page: tapwood carving (where I typically post progress shots, if that something you're interested in watching). And here's some of my work (including a couple pieces made as a result of last year's Farketplace thread):
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Calla Lily in butternut - not a tap handle

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Book in solid cherry - a perfectly balanced tap handle
(these are neat - your title, your author, your publishing house, your design. They obviously don't have to be tap handles, but can be book ends, anniversary presents, etc.)

[Fark user image 850x1133]
Raichu tap handle in basswood

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Lament Configuration tap handle in sycamore

[Fark user image 850x1253]Labrewtory tap handle in butternut with aluminum letters and glass erlenmeyer flask

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The tentacle tap handle in butternut

You can reach me through IG or through tapwoodcarving over at the google mail doot com.
Happy to discuss projects even if we don't move forward.


Those tap handles are AWESOME but dude...uh...about that bicycle seat on your IG...

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‘’ 2021-11-04 2:20:41 PM  
13 votes:

With Six You Get Spittle: My Ancora Crafts Etsy shop: If you want gifts for someone who does cross stitch, needlepoint, embroidery, or makes friendship bracelets, I have over 280 gorgeous threads and color-coordinated thread collections that they will love! I also have over 100 fandom-worthy patterns from Blazing Saddles, MST3K, SNL, Airplane, and more.

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I'm always happy to advise customers about color combinations and color matching. If you have any questions, just send me an Etsy Message, or email me at info[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]stfarcarocna[* image 7x13]com. Happy crafting!


not this thread again
 
‘’ 2021-11-02 5:14:07 PM  
8 votes:
On eBay I sell art, prints, and stickers. I make the stickers myself, but I am trying to find a site that can do decent glitter stickers. My best selling stickers are my Glitter Cherry Bomb ones. If anyone has any recommendations that be awesome.

I have a lot of cat butts, dog butts, and hamster butts stickers for sale right now.

https://www.ebay.com/usr/ajoymoon

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I also sell on Redbubble and Society6. Jordy Nelson's ass, and Corgi Nelson is for sale on those sites.
https://www.redbubble.com/people/ajoymoon
https://society6.com/ajoymoon

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‘’ 2021-11-02 4:51:22 PM  
7 votes:
The best thing I have for sale is NFTs.  Laugh if you must.  But I am having a great time of this.

Here is the landing page for all collections:  https://nft.dpoisn.com/

Here are a couple of shortcuts to the actual marketplace if you want to skip all that.
See...  The above link is specifically for things I have created myself.  But I have a bunch of other things for sale:
https://wax.atomichub.io/profile/dneb.wam#listings
https://wax.atomichub.io/profile/d4ld.wam#listings

If you REALLY want to be helpful, you can check out the items I have on OpenSea.
https://opensea.io/collection/dp-websafecolors
https://opensea.io/collection/dpoisn

This all absolutely counts as a marketplace.  Especially since most of what I'm pushing here is stuff that I actually created!  And, yeah, I could use the help.  Because even a couple of sales gives me the ability to create MORE!!
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 11:43:06 AM  
6 votes:
My wife paints nesting doll sets, among other things:

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‘’ 2021-11-26 6:19:13 PM  
5 votes:

the money is in the banana stand: xrayspx: My wife paints nesting doll sets, among other things:


Those are amazing. Any chance your wife would do a Bob's Burgers version with a racoon being the smallest one? My wife would love that.


Although, given your username that I didn't really interpret until I posted, Arrested Development is very much on the table :-)

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‘’ 2021-11-03 11:45:40 AM  
4 votes:
If you like steampunk or classic sci-fi, I am reprinting the forgotten works of the 1880's American "Jules Verne," Luis Senarens. Bonus: he was a Cuban-American. His boy-genius character, Frank Reade Junior, starred in 187 stories where he invented flying machines, submarines, and all sorts of cool, steampunk vehicles.

They're on paperback and ebook here at Amazon and here at Barnes & Noble.  There are other editions by other publishers, but mine are edited to take out language that -ahem- we no longer use today.

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Also, because I thought it would be funny, I'm printing a line of little girl tearjerkers. They're aimed at the Nancy Drew age range, and they're as heartbreaking and sad as I could get the authors to make them.

You can get the paperbacks or ebooks here at Amazon, and here at Barnes & Noble.

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‘’ 2021-11-03 2:00:12 PM  
4 votes:
My quilt etc. shop
I've been sewing for quite a while, custom quilts, mostly babby quilts, random bunnies, an occasional upholstery piece or two.
I have 3 or so babby quilts available now,
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And this one I call All that Jazz
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And, of course, The bunnies.
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A cthulhu baby quilt, anyone?
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and last, but not least,
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‘’ 2021-11-26 1:40:01 PM  
4 votes:
The Mrs. does stained glass work, anything from small sun catchers to custom leaded windows, including the always popular leg lamp.

GlassActsByLezlie

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‘’ 2021-11-28 3:52:23 PM  
4 votes:
Unlike the many many talented Farkers here, the things I make are mostly for home use or for friends (knitted baby blankets and the like). However, I AM a small business owner. I have a travel agency. There's only two of us working this thing, and now that travel is actually coming back, we're hoping that firing up the business after 15 months of dormancy will be a good idea.

If you're looking to travel and would like to have somebody either guide you through the booking process or advocate for you in case something goes wrong, please consider a travel agent (even if it's not me, though I hope it will be).

I can be reached at travelbug at amaretravel doot coom.

Since everyone else is posting photos, here's a photo of me and my colleague from our recent sailing on Virgin Voyages' Scarlet Lady. We were on for Hallowe'en, and dressed as the Scarlet Lady (blonde mermaid with a red tail who's painted on the side of the ship) and Sir Richard Branson (though I looked more like Michael McDonald). The crew all recognised me and were calling me 'Boss' and 'Sir' all night, but my own mother didn't recognise me when I sent her the photo.

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‘’ 2021-11-02 4:52:10 PM  
2 votes:

Walker: educated: Hello!

"How much for the box?"
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Just your soul. We have such sights to show you!

Chompachangas: educated: The tentacle tap handle in butternut

Giggity.


Yes, yes. Giggity.

Bathia_Mapes: educated: Lament Configuration

I especially like the Lament Configuration one! :)


Thanks! It was my first serious pyrography effort over 10 years ago and I felt great about how it came out. No one bought it though (can't imagine why...) - it lives in a friend's store front now - not for sale. Apparently it starts conversations regardless of whether customers are Hellraiser fans or not.
 
‘’ 2021-11-02 4:57:18 PM  
2 votes:
I came here to mock, leaving disappointed and very impressed
 
‘’ 2021-11-02 5:22:03 PM  
2 votes:
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Flannel Candle Co for all things that smell good.
 
‘’ 2021-11-02 5:32:55 PM  
2 votes:

withay: I am proud of my stained glass and fused glass artwork, and I enjoy doing it, but I am completely booked until January - my apologies.  Fark, and Farkers, have been very good to me and are a big percentage of my customers/clients.  I've recently been selling smaller glass pieces in two stores, and between that and commissions - I have no time for anything new.

I'd be glad to take commissions for any time next year, however!

That said - here's a link to my website:  EFGlassArt
and Instagram is here:  EFGlassArt


Your glass work is superb!  But you left me with several questions...

1)  I have several dozen old liquor bottles that I've, well, horded over the decades.  I've always wanted to do something with them as a hobby, but never really had the time or place to figure anything out.  Any ideas for inspiration?

II)  How do you make those glass fusion art pieces?  Do you have a youtube account or something on your site that could show a work in progress so I could understand the nature of the fused pieces?

c)  If you have 3 cats, why haven't you been on Caturday?!?!  I'll expect you to be on there when it pops up on the Greenlit tab on TF this Thirsty Thursday!!  Bring pics of your cats, and a link to your glass art site.
 
‘’ 2021-11-26 2:51:31 PM  
2 votes:
Brought to you by the Real Corrupt Party! Accept no substitutes! (The only honest political party)

https://corruptusa.org/shop/

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‘’ 2021-11-02 3:14:22 PM  
1 vote:
Last year DisseminationMonkey put together some tips on inserting links and photos, as it's a good idea to post some photos of the type of stuff you sell along with the link to your shop. It'll get more attention, and hopefully more buyer$.

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Just some random tips you never asked for:

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‘’ 2021-11-02 5:50:27 PM  
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‘’ 2021-11-02 6:01:59 PM  
1 vote:
I am a smolist. I build and paint smol things. I'm also a very poor (and somewhat desperate at the moment) smolist. To that end I would like to share works and items I have for sale, even though I don't have a storefront or website proper. My latest piece below is still on the bench and is 95% complete.

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Other completed pieces, some commissioned, some for the sheer enjoyment of it all


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And some that are for sale

75mm (3")

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75mm (3")

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54mm (2"~)

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54mm (2"~)

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1/35 (2")

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To give you an idea of how smol these smol guys are

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I also build scale models, you can see more photos of all my projects here.

If you are interested in any of the pieces I have for sale, or would like to have something commissioned, my e-mail is in my profile. Remember, smols make good gifts as well. With the proliferation of 3D printing, just about any figure, subject and size are available from Baby Yoda to Dante to the Battleship Yamato. My rates are pretty reasonable and flexible.

I thank you very many in advance.


/I can also do unsigned, limited edition NFTs starting at $5,000
//That was a joke
///Unless?
 
‘’ 2021-11-02 6:02:17 PM  
1 vote:
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Indie fantasy author and herbal alchemist here. At my Etsy store, NightBlooming, you'll find books, herbal hair dyes, and a lot of oil blends that can be used for beards and hair.
 
‘’ 2021-11-02 11:12:23 PM  
1 vote:
Dang it. My Etsy shop:
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 11:59:40 AM  
1 vote:
For five years running, a crack team of editors have published an annual Fark Fiction Anthology, filled with submissions from your fellow posters here on Fark! And best of all, all proceeds from the sales of these anthologies go to support St. Jude Children's Cancer Research Hospital, so you can read what Farkers have to say while supporting a good cause!

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Stay tuned for the 2021 edition, now being assembled!
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 12:15:44 PM  
1 vote:
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 12:45:04 PM  
1 vote:
Memory Reborn is a science fiction lover's wet dream! Ok, not everyone is into wet dreams. But, I bet you know someone who loves science fiction. Well, Memory Reborn has glowing reviews from both Booklife and Kirkus Reviews.
Check it out in either paperback or Kindle!
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‘’ 2021-11-03 5:27:02 PM  
1 vote:
I narrate audiobooks- you can check out my very basic website at https://voxman.net for my various demo reels, or go here to see all my published works on Audible.

If you're a writer with a book you want to get published in audio form, I might be able to help you out, either directly or by helping you get it produced.
 
‘’ 2021-11-04 3:59:10 PM  
1 vote:

Katie98_KT: APO_Buddha: Maybe not the purpose of this, but does anyone make coin jewelry? I'd love to buy some from fellow Farkers.

Mods, please delete (but don't ban me!) if I'm missing the point of this thread.

if you can find it, check last year's thread. I got some gorgeous coin jewelry off a farker last year.


Last year's thread is in the moderator's boobies
And let's see if linking it here works...
Last year's thread
 
‘’ 2021-11-26 10:34:16 AM  
1 vote:
Any knitting Farkers out there (FarKnitters?) ... anyway, I'm Alasdair from Fallingblox Designs. I teach workshops and write patterns for all levels of double-knitting experience. You can find my stuff online at https://double-knitting.com/. If you don't know, double-knitting is a method of knitting that has no wrong side. I have been working for the past 15+ years to push the boundaries of what is possible with this technique, and currently am among a handful of people riding the bleeding edge of knitting innovation.

Some highlights follow. Nota Bene: I don't sell the finished objects (you couldn't afford it -- and if you can, get in touch), I just sell the books/patterns and instructions for making them yourself. Much more affordable, and more fun!

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‘’ 2021-11-27 7:21:57 PM  
1 vote:

Bennie Crabtree: educated: Hello!

I make things out of wood - mostly custom beer tap handles.
Here's my IG page: tapwood carving (where I typically post progress shots, if that something you're interested in watching). And here's some of my work (including a couple pieces made as a result of last year's Farketplace thread):
[Fark user image 480x640]
Calla Lily in butternut - not a tap handle

[Fark user image 480x640][Fark user image 490x640]
Book in solid cherry - a perfectly balanced tap handle
(these are neat - your title, your author, your publishing house, your design. They obviously don't have to be tap handles, but can be book ends, anniversary presents, etc.)

[Fark user image 850x1133]
Raichu tap handle in basswood

[Fark user image 640x630]
Lament Configuration tap handle in sycamore

[Fark user image 850x1253]Labrewtory tap handle in butternut with aluminum letters and glass erlenmeyer flask

[Fark user image 456x640]
The tentacle tap handle in butternut

You can reach me through IG or through tapwoodcarving over at the google mail doot com.
Happy to discuss projects even if we don't move forward.

Those tap handles are AWESOME but dude...uh...about that bicycle seat on your IG...

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So you can ride it where you like o/''
 
‘’ 2021-11-27 8:32:10 PM  
1 vote:

Bennie Crabtree: Those tap handles are AWESOME but dude...uh...about that bicycle seat on your IG...

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Yes, yes. Giggity.
 
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