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‘’ 2021-11-03 12:10:13 AM  
Can't say I create anything super special, just books. A bit of horror, a bit of humor, a bit of urban fantasy. All the best darned books you'll ever read.
https://www.amazon.com/Eric-Lahti/e/B00HUWZM2M/
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 7:16:51 AM  
This thread dropped off the page so quick, can we get it re-greened or something?  Last year it was up a long time.
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 8:11:06 AM  
Forgot to add some images.
 
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And coming in 2022.
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‘’ 2021-11-03 10:56:08 AM  
I can also carve your pet!

But it's an intense process where I ask you for dozens of pictures from all angles over the entire course of the carve. And I am not gonna hide it, these are expensive - in the $400+ range.

This is Porter, a border collie in CO. He's a tap handle.

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‘’ 2021-11-03 11:32:04 AM  
Hello all.  I lurk around a lot and haven't commented since forever.  However, since I have a side hustle now, I thought I would share it here.

www.simpleharmonynaturals.com

We make all-natural, vegan, soaps, shampoo & conditioner bars, deodorants, body butter, and sugar scrubs.

I don't have any pictures on this computer to be able to post them here, but please check out our site, and SAVE 10% with code "friend".

TIA
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 11:35:30 AM  
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 11:43:06 AM  
My wife paints nesting doll sets, among other things:

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‘’ 2021-11-03 11:45:40 AM  
If you like steampunk or classic sci-fi, I am reprinting the forgotten works of the 1880's American "Jules Verne," Luis Senarens. Bonus: he was a Cuban-American. His boy-genius character, Frank Reade Junior, starred in 187 stories where he invented flying machines, submarines, and all sorts of cool, steampunk vehicles.

They're on paperback and ebook here at Amazon and here at Barnes & Noble.  There are other editions by other publishers, but mine are edited to take out language that -ahem- we no longer use today.

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Also, because I thought it would be funny, I'm printing a line of little girl tearjerkers. They're aimed at the Nancy Drew age range, and they're as heartbreaking and sad as I could get the authors to make them.

You can get the paperbacks or ebooks here at Amazon, and here at Barnes & Noble.

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‘’ 2021-11-03 11:59:40 AM  
For five years running, a crack team of editors have published an annual Fark Fiction Anthology, filled with submissions from your fellow posters here on Fark! And best of all, all proceeds from the sales of these anthologies go to support St. Jude Children's Cancer Research Hospital, so you can read what Farkers have to say while supporting a good cause!

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Stay tuned for the 2021 edition, now being assembled!
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 12:13:20 PM  
lotta cool stuff in here
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 12:15:44 PM  
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 12:18:44 PM  

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These are gorgeous, and your sanding/finishing process is pristine. They look like pillows!
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 12:28:26 PM  
Flying Squirrel Chase on Oculus App Lab
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Think Gorilla Tag but you can fly.
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 12:32:29 PM  
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 12:45:04 PM  
Memory Reborn is a science fiction lover's wet dream! Ok, not everyone is into wet dreams. But, I bet you know someone who loves science fiction. Well, Memory Reborn has glowing reviews from both Booklife and Kirkus Reviews.
Check it out in either paperback or Kindle!
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‘’ 2021-11-03 1:35:08 PM  
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 2:00:12 PM  
My quilt etc. shop
I've been sewing for quite a while, custom quilts, mostly babby quilts, random bunnies, an occasional upholstery piece or two.
I have 3 or so babby quilts available now,
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And this one I call All that Jazz
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And, of course, The bunnies.
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A cthulhu baby quilt, anyone?
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and last, but not least,
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‘’ 2021-11-03 2:52:38 PM  
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 3:45:08 PM  
My sister builds little scenes inside glass ornaments. Here are a couple pictures of her work.
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Check out her facebook page for more examples and/or make a request for a custom ornament.
She charges $45 each as the figures inside are somewhat expensive.
If you have information on getting high quality miniatures she'd love to hear from you as well.
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 3:58:42 PM  
withay:

I'd be glad to take commissions for any time next year, however!

That said - here's a link to my website:  EFGlassArt
and Instagram is here:  EFGlassArt


Get on this guy's calendar for next year!
He made me an awesome piece for my birthday (which he is welcome to post) and is making my wife's xmas present currently.
His stuff is awesome
Get yourself some!
,
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 4:10:30 PM  

AWalleigh: withay:

I'd be glad to take commissions for any time next year, however!

That said - here's a link to my website:  EFGlassArt
and Instagram is here:  EFGlassArt

Get on this guy's calendar for next year!
He made me an awesome piece for my birthday (which he is welcome to post) and is making my wife's xmas present currently.
His stuff is awesome
Get yourself some!
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Awwww, shucks, thank you!!!
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 5:27:02 PM  
I narrate audiobooks- you can check out my very basic website at https://voxman.net for my various demo reels, or go here to see all my published works on Audible.

If you're a writer with a book you want to get published in audio form, I might be able to help you out, either directly or by helping you get it produced.
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 5:31:14 PM  
I wrote my debut novel earlier this year. It's a sci-fi love story that explores AI, humanity, and mental health struggles. It's really well reviewed on both Amazon and Goodreads. I'm really proud of it and will be doing a larger series from it in part because of the positive reception.

Go get a copy of my debut novel, Kotov Syndrome, please.
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 6:53:50 PM  
Sugar Bombs by Cara I make tea bombs, cocoa bombs, chocolates, candies, and other  custom confections, as well as custom tea blends.
We use only premium ingredients, including Callebaut Belgian chocolate (no candy melts or almond bark), organic vegan pure cane sugar, and all organic tea ingredients. We have been featured on In The Know, MSNBC, and Buzzfeed.com as the #1 choice for unique Mother's Day gifts 2021.

Everything is available for shipping via my Etsy shop. I am in the process of adding some more holiday items, including gift box/gift tin options for tea samplers, tea bombs, peppermint bark, and edible cookie shots as well as some new flavors of cocoa bombs. I will also be offering pre-order options for later shipping dates to ensure fresh products for you! 
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‘’ 2021-11-03 7:20:05 PM  

Cyclometh: I narrate audiobooks- you can check out my very basic website at https://voxman.net for my various demo reels, or go here to see all my published works on Audible.

If you're a writer with a book you want to get published in audio form, I might be able to help you out, either directly or by helping you get it produced.


Very cool - loved Miller's f-18 books.

About how long would 40k words be in audio? The readers of my genre (LitRPG) seem to go for much longer audiobooks, so I'd probably have to release my first trilogy as a single audiobook
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 9:35:19 PM  
I haven't commented in forever, but my husband's comic, Crabgrass, is about to be launched in newspapers nationally and has a book coming out in the coming months. Give him a follow on Instagram or GoComics. He has some merch available. 
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‘’ 2021-11-03 9:40:16 PM  

KoalaFace: Sugar Bombs by Cara I make tea bombs, cocoa bombs, chocolates, candies, and other  custom confections, as well as custom tea blends.
We use only premium ingredients, including Callebaut Belgian chocolate (no candy melts or almond bark), organic vegan pure cane sugar, and all organic tea ingredients. We have been featured on In The Know, MSNBC, and Buzzfeed.com as the #1 choice for unique Mother's Day gifts 2021.

Everything is available for shipping via my Etsy shop. I am in the process of adding some more holiday items, including gift box/gift tin options for tea samplers, tea bombs, peppermint bark, and edible cookie shots as well as some new flavors of cocoa bombs. I will also be offering pre-order options for later shipping dates to ensure fresh products for you! [Fark user image image 425x318][Fark user image image 425x566][Fark user image image 425x318]


Can vouch for the deliciousness of these products.
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 9:48:16 PM  

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Your wood is beautiful. And I don't say that to everyone.
 
‘’ 2021-11-03 10:32:17 PM  
Farktography and other photographic images of mine

This gallery contains many images that I have used in the weekly Farktography contests - plus some additional images. The image categories are Geometric (many of which are manipulated images), Monochrome, Planes/Trains/Autos/Transportation, Nature/Critters, Religious/Holiday, Architecture, and Selective Color.

Images can be ordered as prints (framed or unframed), metal prints, or cards.

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‘’ 2021-11-03 11:58:40 PM  
My son sells kalimbas.

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https://boldmusik.com
 
‘’ 2021-11-04 12:03:58 AM  
Oh, that's convenient, finally made a site for our shop a few weeks ago.

CNC Trading, NZ based but we'll ship overseas (of course only some things are economical).

CNC Trading Limited

We have some wild and wacky shiat, we don't make anything ourselves (yet, I'm presently designing and prototyping an automated coffee roaster that I want to get manufactured but that's at least a year away), but we buy and sell anything and everything. I restore a lot of it myself, such as the antiques and vintage technology. (Cameflex Cameras, Radiograms and Gramophones, Sewing Machines, Furniture etc).

But then the vintage stuff is offset by the modern commercial airliner avionics, servers, ferris wheels, karaoke machines and pants, lots and lots of pants (and nurse uniforms and chef uniforms, and chemical manufacturing isolation suits).

Then there's the free stuff section of gear where I just thought, eh, cbf.

So far I've only had time to list a small portion of the weird stuff so there's more going on there daily whenever I find time to take photos.

Small section of the vintage stuff, although the avionics section is both the barest and the most exciting, I think.
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‘’ 2021-11-04 12:14:20 AM  
Oh, if anyone wants to buy something, have 30% off with fark as the code. Ends 30 Nov 2021.

If you're overseas you'll need to contact us, though, so we can quote shipping and generate a manual order.
 
‘’ 2021-11-04 12:14:22 AM  
I have a small flight school that is begining to have some good growth. On the side I have always enjoyed logo design and t-shirts, etc. So it has been fun to begin combining the two. The school is Dayton Aviation Services and you can see a couple examples of my designs below and a there are a few more in the etsy shop here.

Pull Over Hoodies are new, and currently have free shipping. There has been a shortage of zip-ups, but yet me know if you are a smaller size, I can check availability.
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And the 'retro' shirt

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‘’ 2021-11-04 12:48:36 AM  
I enjoy collecting fossils and mineral specimens. I usually end up selling what I don't keep for myself because it's the only way I can avoid hoarding. The last couple of years I've focused on collecting, cutting, and polishing thundereggs. Here's the link.

Thundereggs are a type of rock that form within rhyolitic lava flows. They develop hollow interiors as a result of gas expansion. This happens while the lava is still hot and liquid-like. After the lava cools and hardens, water transports silicates and other minerals to the hollow interior where they crystallize into agate, jasper, opal, quartz, amethyst, calcite, etc. The crystallization can fill the interior completely or leave a small cavity lined with crystals. No two thundereggs are alike. Here are pics of what some of them look like.

Richardson Ranch, Oregon:
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Valley View Mine, Oregon:
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Dugway Geode Beds, Utah:
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‘’ 2021-11-04 1:10:55 AM  

educated: Hello!

I make things out of wood - mostly custom beer tap handles.
Here's my IG page: tapwood carving (where I typically post progress shots, if that something you're interested in watching). And here's some of my work (including a couple pieces made as a result of last year's Farketplace thread):
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Calla Lily in butternut - not a tap handle

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Book in solid cherry - a perfectly balanced tap handle
(these are neat - your title, your author, your publishing house, your design. They obviously don't have to be tap handles, but can be book ends, anniversary presents, etc.)

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Raichu tap handle in basswood

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Lament Configuration tap handle in sycamore

[Fark user image image 850x1253]Labrewtory tap handle in butternut with aluminum letters and glass erlenmeyer flask

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The tentacle tap handle in butternut

You can reach me through IG or through tapwoodcarving over at the google mail doot com.
Happy to discuss projects even if we don't move forward.


Bookmarking this. Beautiful pieces!
 
‘’ 2021-11-04 2:02:40 AM  
If their is a farker who does metal working I am looking for a mandalorian skull emblem for the grill of my truck (dodge ram 2500 longbed...pics in profile). I just put a new black grill on.. My son and I are working on making it into a low key star wars inspired vehicle. Also chrome "Twin Ion Engine" or other star wars type lettering to replace the dodge ram stock wording on the sides..  I've found some plastic versions but nothing big enough.
 
‘’ 2021-11-04 3:19:48 AM  
Y'all are a very creative bunch!

I am currently doing photography and watercolor paintings, but I am in the process of having my paintings digitized so I haven't had a chance to upload those yet. At the moment I don't have an Etsy account so I gave RedBubble a try.


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I will be continuously adding new art as I am able. Thank you for your time!
 
‘’ 2021-11-04 3:28:37 AM  
 
‘’ 2021-11-04 3:38:56 AM  
My publisher called me the "second-worst book salesman he's ever published," but with your help, maybe I can be the first!

No, wait, that came out wrong...

https://www.amazon.com/Ben-Goodridge/e/B003BLJJLQ
 
‘’ 2021-11-04 8:15:36 AM  
My husband and I own a scuba dive shop in landlocked northern US. We've had steady business, but some major outlays that have seriously screwed up our finances. We're heading into our slow season, which is terrifying. We have decided to introduce some "for the home" stuff to broaden our appeal but had little movement. Our selection is focused on ocean-loving or nautical items. None of this is artwork by me. Even if you don't want to buy anything, please send over any suggestions you have. Examples of the sort of items we have: Online store

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‘’ 2021-11-04 10:12:41 AM  
Hey!
I have a band - Rockin' Moxie - and we make music -- only covers, but music nonetheless.
As such I have nothing to sell, but I have a simple request...
Please like our "MetaBook" page - just type it in the search
I will be forever grateful :^)
 
‘’ 2021-11-04 10:59:28 AM  
My wife makes tote bags and wristlet style bags from upholstery cloth remnants.

Orders over $35 ship for free.

Milwaukee Maker Etsy

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‘’ 2021-11-04 12:16:15 PM  
This is so cool! A friend started a chocolate company and wants to go online - I'll send her this link. Can't wait to see what you've all been working on!
 
‘’ 2021-11-04 12:21:15 PM  
My apparel shop on Etsy featuring some of my illustrations from over the years.

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‘’ 2021-11-04 12:21:20 PM  
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I've been doing woodworking and wood turning for a few years and am now exhibiting at https://www.rustybuttonshop.com/ in East Aurora, NY.

Here's a shot of my table at my most recent show.
 
‘’ 2021-11-04 12:28:19 PM  
Check out my Amazon Author Page! Horror fiction short story collections!
 
‘’ 2021-11-04 12:40:11 PM  
Maybe not the purpose of this, but does anyone make coin jewelry? I'd love to buy some from fellow Farkers.

Mods, please delete (but don't ban me!) if I'm missing the point of this thread.
 
‘’ 2021-11-04 2:03:41 PM  

fredmcmurray: My son sells kalimbas.

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https://boldmusik.com


Beautiful! Do you need tiny little fingers to play it?
 
‘’ 2021-11-04 2:17:09 PM  

testosteronephobe: fredmcmurray: My son sells kalimbas.

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Beautiful! Do you need tiny little fingers to play it?


No, just two thumbs. Any size will do.
 
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