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(WAVY Virginia)   Megachurch pastor arrested in underage prostitution sting. Fark: Recorded live stream shows him speaking to the congregation 2 days after he made bail   (wavy.com) divider line
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2021-11-02 3:48:30 PM  
Oh, sinnerman, where you gonna run to?
Sinnerman where you gonna run to?
Where you gonna run to?
All on that day

We got to run to the rock
Please hide me, I run to the rock
Please hide me, run to the rock
Please hide here
All on that day

But the rock cried out
I can't hide you, the rock cried out
I can't hide you, the rock cried out
I ain't gonna hide you there
All on that day

I said rock
What's the matter with you rock?
Don't you see I need you, rock?
Good Lord, Lord
All on that day
 
2021-11-02 4:23:35 PM  
But don't forget, ye faithful, the REAL danger is the COVID vaccine...
 
2021-11-02 4:24:05 PM  
Psalm 69
Youtube M9eNs_z_Ijg
 
2021-11-02 4:25:23 PM  
Pedophilia is a core Christian value.
 
2021-11-02 4:25:33 PM  
"The Chesterfield County Police Special Victims Unit said the suspects believed they were soliciting sex from minors through online and social media platforms, but were actually communicating with detectives."

The guy's defense is that he was actually trying to meet a detective to date.
 
2021-11-02 4:25:51 PM  
How stupid are his parishioners?
 
2021-11-02 4:26:21 PM  
The most hurtful self-own is when you're scrolling through these stories, wondering what this twisted sicko must look like, and seeing that he looks pretty similar to yourself.
 
2021-11-02 4:26:33 PM  
The whole point of having a church is to take people's money and to have sex with their children.
 
2021-11-02 4:29:00 PM  
Well, obviously he was just meeting to counsel this child and divert her away from prostitution.  Clearly no impropriety here right?
 
2021-11-02 4:30:06 PM  

mcreadyblue: How stupid are his parishioners?


Well, they're mega-church "christians" so........ they're willfully stupid.
 
2021-11-02 4:33:21 PM  
After a fair trial, tax the "church" and then tax all churches, and blame it on this pedo church.  Tell religion that if in 10 years, they have eaten all pedophiles in their ranks, maybe we will go back to tax exempt.  And if they have not cleared out all pedos world wide, through cannibalism, all religion will be banned in the US.

Problem solved.
 
2021-11-02 4:36:04 PM  
Always love it when my hometown makes the news, it's always so positive.
 
2021-11-02 4:36:46 PM  
Nope.

I have nothing to post.  Nope, noppity nope.

Nope.
 
2021-11-02 4:37:55 PM  
Jesus was called out for hanging with rich guys and prostitutes.  Jesus explained he was just ministering to them.  This is the only bible story that I take seriously on rather or not he was a real person, because it is exactly what a acum bag bro preacher would claim if he got caught whoring with his rich buddies.
 
2021-11-02 4:44:58 PM  
FYA: Michael C. Hall, 50, of the 9100 block of Hartley Hill Court in Henrico. Arrested and charged with felony solicitation of prostitution and use of a vehicle to promote prostitution....

How did subby miss Michael C. Hall? Same age, too.
 
2021-11-02 4:46:39 PM  
Remember folks. Atheists are immoral. You need a "god" to tell you what's right and what will be punished.
 
2021-11-02 4:47:39 PM  

mcreadyblue: How stupid are his parishioners?


I'm sure not anymore than any other.
 
2021-11-02 4:49:43 PM  

mcreadyblue: How stupid are his parishioners?


Well, they're in church on a Sunday morning and possibly Wednesday night so....
 
2021-11-02 4:49:54 PM  
"No officer, I thought I was meeting a miner. Pick axes and helmet lamps really turn me on. What kind of pervert do you think I am?"
 
2021-11-02 4:51:03 PM  
HAHHAHAHAHAAHAH


Well at least he wasn't raping kids.
 
2021-11-02 4:51:13 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: After a fair trial, tax the "church" and then tax all churches, and blame it on this pedo church.  Tell religion that if in 10 years, they have eaten all pedophiles in their ranks, maybe we will go back to tax exempt.  And if they have not cleared out all pedos world wide, through cannibalism, all religion will be banned in the US.

Problem solved.


I'm sure you've read this before, but username definitely checks out
 
2021-11-02 4:52:10 PM  
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2021-11-02 4:52:25 PM  
Ah shiat, he wanted to rape kids.  Can we just abolish this superstition already?
 
2021-11-02 4:55:58 PM  

Crocoduck: The whole point of having a church is to take people's money and to have sex with their children.


L. Ron, TFG....

Yep. Fits.
 
2021-11-02 4:56:03 PM  

waxbeans: mcreadyblue: How stupid are his parishioners?

I'm sure not anymore than any other.


I would think that the "prosperity gospel" types would be
a bit higher on the stupid rung.

/especially since the Gospels seem to be strongly anti materialistic.
//oh, and don't get me started on that "eye of the needle" was an
actual doorway/arch bullshiat.
 
2021-11-02 5:02:57 PM  

mcreadyblue: How stupid are his parishioners?


All of it
 
2021-11-02 5:03:34 PM  
No one's used these to bait the cops into an ambush?

"Huh-huh, here comes our pedo!"
Suddenly: bullets.
 
2021-11-02 5:05:49 PM  

Crocoduck: The whole point of having a church is to take people's money and to have sex with their children.


Never a truer statement has been said.

Disband religions and churches, and take down online churches.  All of them.  Immediately.
 
2021-11-02 5:06:49 PM  
All that Flirty Fishing. Pulls them in every time.
 
2021-11-02 5:07:37 PM  
There are no minors on the internet that want to hook up with old men.

And yet, police still manage to find guys that fall for this sting.

The stupid, it burns.
 
2021-11-02 5:09:37 PM  

Creoena: Crocoduck: The whole point of having a church is to take people's money and to have sex with their children.

Never a truer statement has been said.

Disband religions and churches, and take down online churches.  All of them.  Immediately.


Well, that's not going to happen. Most we can hope for is that someday they will be taxed.
 
2021-11-02 5:11:44 PM  

anfrind: Pedophilia is a core Christian value.


Yep.
 
2021-11-02 5:12:44 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are no minors on the internet that want to hook up with old men.

And yet, police still manage to find guys that fall for this sting.

The stupid, it burns.


Same for "hit men."
 
2021-11-02 5:13:34 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are no minors on the internet that want to hook up with old men.

And yet, police still manage to find guys that fall for this sting.

The stupid, it burns.


Admiral Ackbar on his bridge, exclaiming loudly.
 
2021-11-02 5:18:11 PM  
""John's heart is to reach a generation with a message of hope through the healing and delivering power of Jesus Christ.""

Is Jesus Christ the name of his schlong?
 
2021-11-02 5:18:47 PM  

mcreadyblue: How stupid are his parishioners?


Let's see, believes in medieval myths and an invisible sky daddy that raped a married virgin to create a demi God, thinks invisible daddy hates gays and lesibians but totes OK with nationalist and white supremacist...

I would say pretty farking stupid.
 
2021-11-02 5:18:59 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: There are no minors on the internet that want to hook up with old men.

And yet, police still manage to find guys that fall for this sting.

The stupid, it burns.


The Internet:  Where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.
 
2021-11-02 5:19:02 PM  
What is it with holy men and touching kids?
 
2021-11-02 5:20:26 PM  

Slippitus: HAHHAHAHAHAAHAH


Well at least he wasn't raping kids.


Not for lack of trying.
 
2021-11-02 5:20:59 PM  

Marcos P: What is it with holy men and touching kids?


10 years ago, I made reference to Sandusky on a college football board and a Penn State fan private messaged to berate me for it, "as a Penn State fan and a Catholic..."

/"Oh, so you're used to it, then?"
 
2021-11-02 5:27:29 PM  

anfrind: Pedophilia is a core Christian value.


Accusing transgender people of pedophilia is a core Conservative value.. way to go, MAGAT. :p
 
2021-11-02 5:38:27 PM  

skinink: "The Chesterfield County Police Special Victims Unit said the suspects believed they were soliciting sex from minors through online and social media platforms, but were actually communicating with detectives."

The guy's defense is that he was actually trying to meet a detective to date.


I thought the cop was a prostitute
Youtube qnttBhGVytc
 
2021-11-02 5:39:56 PM  

anfrind: Pedophilia is a core Christian value.


Let me clarify, now that I've had enough coffee: Being a Christian and transgender, I've heard some... unsavory things from less informed members of a congregation. Lots of assumptions, like Duck Dynasty and their "what next, bestiality?" ignorance. So, I suck it up, try to focus on the GOOD people in there, but it's difficult.

Now imagine going through that, then reading and hearing stuff like "All Christians pedo, lol." From someone that's probably a so-called "ally.." It's easy to draw lines between the two groups. Something something "horseshoe effect."

Dude's evil, needs to be cut from his community like the cancer he is. If his flock wants to follow him to Hell, then... well, there's plenty of warning in the Bible about false prophets. Nobody's fault but theirs that they haven't thoroughly read the Word, like they're supposed to.
 
2021-11-02 5:41:04 PM  
That's enough material for every Zappa tour in the '80s
 
2021-11-02 5:41:19 PM  

covfefe: skinink: "The Chesterfield County Police Special Victims Unit said the suspects believed they were soliciting sex from minors through online and social media platforms, but were actually communicating with detectives."

The guy's defense is that he was actually trying to meet a detective to date.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/qnttBhGV​ytc]


It is HILARIOUS that the town's name is "Chesterfield."
 
2021-11-02 5:41:47 PM  
All the pr0n sites and OnlyFans are dropping all kinds of stuff due to Visa/Mastercard not wanting to found to support trafficking and child abuse. Maybe Visa/Mastercard should block the transactions of these megachurches as well since so many pedophiles seem to be youth pastors.

/not sure if churches can process credit cards
//gave up religion for Lent decades ago
///Would not surprise me in the least if recurring 'donations' are CC transactions
 
2021-11-02 5:43:24 PM  

anfrind: Pedophilia is a core Christian value.


A variation on the bunch of virgins the other radicals wont shut up about?
 
2021-11-02 5:44:10 PM  

0z79: Nobody's fault but theirs that they haven't thoroughly read the Word, like they're supposed to.


To be fair... Ezekiel 16:7-8
 
2021-11-02 5:44:36 PM  
Qanon strangely silent on this.

Hmm.
 
2021-11-02 5:45:21 PM  

desertfool: All the pr0n sites and OnlyFans are dropping all kinds of stuff due to Visa/Mastercard not wanting to found to support trafficking and child abuse. Maybe Visa/Mastercard should block the transactions of these megachurches as well since so many pedophiles seem to be youth pastors.

/not sure if churches can process credit cards
//gave up religion for Lent decades ago
///Would not surprise me in the least if recurring 'donations' are CC transactions


As long as they have a Square account (and I know several congregations who do), they can. 

The wildest one I've seen is a Synagogue that had a reader just outside the sanctuary door.
 
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