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(CTV News)   Anti vaccine propaganda in your Halloween candy is one thing, but giving it out with Goldfish crackers is crossing a line   (toronto.ctvnews.ca) divider line
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2021-11-02 8:51:42 AM  
COVID-19 vaccines are FDA approved (at least in the US, Canada is a foreign land full of mysteries and snow, so it hard to say what's going on in that socialist utopian hellscape.)

COVID-19 causes life long injuries at much much higher rate than the vaccine.

I think the number is just wrong and see above.
 
2021-11-02 9:21:45 AM  
Is there no bottom?  Halloween?  A holiday for the kiddies, is about fantasy, innocence and having fun.  What kind of sick bastard...and I do mean sick bastard...gives out Goldfish?

//I'm so done with this planet.


But seriously...I like the disclaimer at the bottom of the card:  "THIS INFORMATION IS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES AND IS NOT INTENDED AS LEGAL OR MEDICAL ADVICE".   LOL. Way to weasel out of your own propaganda.
 
2021-11-02 9:50:09 AM  
Come on CTV, give the guy's name.  At the very least, he deserves a few boxes of dildos delivered straight to his door.
 
2021-11-02 9:51:55 AM  
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2021-11-02 9:54:06 AM  
Congratulations, Toronto Man, on making those who hand out Chick tracts or miniature Bibles look relatively sane.
 
2021-11-02 9:54:12 AM  
I hope his house got an old-timey egging, TPing (Oxford ,) & a big ol' bag of flaming dog poo on his porch.
 
2021-11-02 9:55:29 AM  
I hope the kids at least egged and TP the fark out of his house.
 
2021-11-02 9:56:17 AM  
"(He) put it in my kids bag of treats," Clifford said. "I just got really upset that that's how they would do it."

Do you get this mad when someone puts a chick track or other religious junk in your kid's bag?

Throw it out and move the f*ck on with your life.
 
2021-11-02 9:58:33 AM  
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2021-11-02 10:01:24 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Congratulations, Toronto Man, on making those who hand out Chick tracts or miniature Bibles look relatively sane.


The people who handed out the Chick tracts will never be considered normal and sane.
 
2021-11-02 10:03:39 AM  
Only in the United States. Oh, wait... what?
 
2021-11-02 10:03:41 AM  
This asshole probably dropped Chick tracts into bags in prior years. His house should be egged.

/daily
//for months
///and by "egg" I mean "brick"
 
2021-11-02 10:07:50 AM  

Devolving_Spud: Is there no bottom?  Halloween?  A holiday for the kiddies, is about fantasy, innocence and having fun.  What kind of sick bastard...and I do mean sick bastard...gives out Goldfish?

//I'm so done with this planet.


But seriously...I like the disclaimer at the bottom of the card:  "THIS INFORMATION IS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES AND IS NOT INTENDED AS LEGAL OR MEDICAL ADVICE".   LOL. Way to weasel out of your own propaganda.


I was all set to agree that  the "FACTS" are a bunch of gobbledygook and lies, but then I saw it closes with a quote from LAWYER ROCCO GALATI.

I'm not sure if "LAWYER" is his job or just a really weird first name but who cares, it's LAWYER ROCCO GALATI!!
 
2021-11-02 10:09:15 AM  
People like this should lose their internet access for a year.
 
2021-11-02 10:15:46 AM  

rummonkey: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Congratulations, Toronto Man, on making those who hand out Chick tracts or miniature Bibles look relatively sane.

The people who handed out the Chick tracts will never be considered normal and sane.


Relatively. I said relatively.

Okay- I'll compromise. Let's swap Chick tracts for toothbrushes. Not raisins, though. Those people have some serious psychoses leading their actions.
 
2021-11-02 10:18:25 AM  
People who believed 1970s urban legends grew up to be Pizzagaters and Antivaxxers.

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2021-11-02 10:19:00 AM  
It's a kid's holiday.


Based upon every female Halloween costume I've seen lately, I'd challenge that statement.
 
2021-11-02 10:20:31 AM  
What I genuinely don't get is that some of these folks never have the "Wait, this is just supposed to be a fun holiday for kids and slightly morbid adults. Maybe I shouldn't ruin it for them,." epiphany....
 
2021-11-02 10:23:15 AM  
Not really defending the guy, but it least he didn't hand out Candy Corn...
 
2021-11-02 11:02:10 AM  
Goldfish Parmesan crackers are awesome. And their pretzels are pretty darned tasty, too.
 
2021-11-02 11:06:17 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Congratulations, Toronto Man, on making those who hand out Chick tracts or miniature Bibles look relatively sane.


I'll never forget one house on my street back in the late 80's. I don't know if they owned a comic book shop in the area, as I was only 7-11 over the years at the time and the hallway that led from their front door was just lined with boxes of cheap comic books. They'd let you come a few feet in, rifle through, pick a few.

Best house because I got time to search and actually found a few gems like Yusagi Ojimbo. Then there was the old lady who just gave out handfuls of quarters and dimes that she'd saved over the years.

Don't worry, any worries out there. Totally wholesome with parents present.
 
2021-11-02 11:13:33 AM  

Boo_Guy: "(He) put it in my kids bag of treats," Clifford said. "I just got really upset that that's how they would do it."

Do you get this mad when someone puts a chick track or other religious junk in your kid's bag?

Throw it out and move the f*ck on with your life.


I gotta say, it's antivaxx propaganda handled by someone not vaxxed as the Delta variant kid fatalities have soared. And yet there's no approved vaccine for trick or treat age kids.

I'd at least be miffed. But probably would also just Lysol those candy wrappers. Hospital visits to examine candy is a dumb exercise in fear that's been ingrained in our culture, but Covid precautions aren't and require minimal safe action.
 
2021-11-02 11:14:34 AM  

EvilEgg: COVID-19 vaccines are FDA approved (at least in the US, Canada is a foreign land full of mysteries and snow, so it hard to say what's going on in that socialist utopian hellscape.)

COVID-19 causes life long injuries at much much higher rate than the vaccine.

I think the number is just wrong and see above.


The 99.85% survival rate is obviously wrong. 0.6% of the population of Peru has died of Covid. In the US, we have areas where 0.3% of the population has died from it. Also, it isn't just the death that's the problem - it is the long term effects.
 
2021-11-02 11:15:35 AM  

Boo_Guy: "(He) put it in my kids bag of treats," Clifford said. "I just got really upset that that's how they would do it."

Do you get this mad when someone puts a chick track or other religious junk in your kid's bag?

Throw it out and move the f*ck on with your life.


I do get angry about those, yes.
 
2021-11-02 11:20:38 AM  
Wow, so the U.S. doesn't have a monopoly on crazy!  Who knew?
 
2021-11-02 11:24:32 AM  

oldfarthenry: I hope his house got an old-timey egging, TPing (Oxford ,) & a big ol' bag of flaming dog poo on his porch.


Given the fluctuating prices on toilet paper, heading to Michael's for a pallet of crepe paper rolls would be significantly more cost efficient and way less suspicious.
 
2021-11-02 11:28:35 AM  

minorshan: Boo_Guy: "(He) put it in my kids bag of treats," Clifford said. "I just got really upset that that's how they would do it."

Do you get this mad when someone puts a chick track or other religious junk in your kid's bag?

Throw it out and move the f*ck on with your life.

I gotta say, it's antivaxx propaganda handled by someone not vaxxed as the Delta variant kid fatalities have soared. And yet there's no approved vaccine for trick or treat age kids.

I'd at least be miffed. But probably would also just Lysol those candy wrappers. Hospital visits to examine candy is a dumb exercise in fear that's been ingrained in our culture, but Covid precautions aren't and require minimal safe action.


If you're going to be miffed your kid came in contact with someone unvaccinated, you shouldn't have your kid knocking on stranger's doors.
 
2021-11-02 11:29:43 AM  
They don't make flaming dog poop bags big enough for this guy.
 
2021-11-02 11:47:51 AM  
Goldfish crackers are actually really bad for kids' teeth. Looks like someone didn't do their research.
 
2021-11-02 12:03:47 PM  
"COVID survival rate is ~99.85"


Yeah. The polio survival rate was something like 99.975% in children.  Everyone still got vaccinated.
 
2021-11-02 12:26:07 PM  
I assume the door is open now for me to include leaflets that kids are whatever gender they identify with and that christianity is child abuse. You know, since we're offering free advice to other people's kids.
 
2021-11-02 12:44:31 PM  
If you read the information from the pharmaceutical companies, neither the placebo or vaccinated group had any severe symptoms, hospitalizations or death in the younger demographic.

The list of reported symptoms was a bit shorter.  So it's claimed to be 94% effective!!!!!
 
2021-11-02 12:59:56 PM  

Fark In The Duck: Wow, so the U.S. doesn't have a monopoly on crazy!  Who knew?


Seems like the world has lost its marbles. It's usually caused the far right stirring up crap and encouraging racism, like Bannon doing a road trip in Europe preaching from the book of hate pumpkin. Of course the far left has shat itself trying to find a bathroom not taken away by (R)s and has no time to cause any problems, but given the space and free time they'll go back to doing dumb unproductive stuff that Fox can use as propaganda.

Canada however is complicated. It grew up in a messy divorce, where the US wanted to annex the warmest parts and the British wanted to dumb it down so that they could passively control it indefinitely. A lot of its dumbest problems didn't go away until the 1960s. Fun fact: it's about when they finally got its iconic flag.
 
2021-11-02 1:02:37 PM  
These are the same dumb motherfarkers who couldn't stop masturbating furiously over Operation Warp Speed, but now that it's all sped up, they're all warped.
 
2021-11-02 1:46:03 PM  

Fark In The Duck: Wow, so the U.S. doesn't have a monopoly on crazy!  Who knew?


A lot of it drifts over the border, although admittedly it finds fertile soil here.
 
2021-11-02 2:00:06 PM  

Mock26: Goldfish Parmesan crackers are awesome. And their pretzels are pretty darned tasty, too.


The cookie and cupcake ones are Abominations unto the Lord
 
2021-11-02 2:34:16 PM  

Bondith: Fark In The Duck: Wow, so the U.S. doesn't have a monopoly on crazy!  Who knew?

A lot of it drifts over the border, although admittedly it finds fertile soil here.


Especially in Toronto, Vancouver, and the entire province of Alberta.
 
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