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(Sky.com)   Boris Johnson warns that "team world" is down 5-1 at halftime in the global warming battle, but says if we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate   (news.sky.com) divider line
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2021-10-30 7:01:15 AM  
Safety on a two-point conversion??  Scorigami alert!
 
2021-10-30 8:32:37 AM  
Gee thanks subby,
Now I'm picturing BoJo in a Zap Brannigan shorty skirt.
 
2021-10-30 8:34:52 AM  
So speaks the man playing cricket with a hockey stick.
 
2021-10-30 8:35:19 AM  
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Pretty sure Team World got us into this mess
 
2021-10-30 8:39:03 AM  
When did Team World manage to score?
 
2021-10-30 8:42:05 AM  
Given China, Russia, Australia, and the US have no intention to do anything serious about stopping global warming, I'd say "team world" is thoroughly farked.
 
2021-10-30 8:43:48 AM  
yes, listen to the man who plays brinkmanship over fish.
 
2021-10-30 8:48:33 AM  
Part of why Rome ultimately fell was because they p***ed off a group of migrants looking for a proper place to settle.

When Rome wouldn't negotiate in good faith, they decided to pay The City a visit. And sacked the place.
 
2021-10-30 8:52:49 AM  

qorkfiend: When did Team World manage to score?


There are 250 babies born every minute so if we trace those back we also have at least 500 people scoring every minute.
 
2021-10-30 8:53:33 AM  
'MURICA F*CK YEAH

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/we are boned
 
2021-10-30 8:57:10 AM  
We should call him Forest Johnson because he's so special. FoJo for short.
 
2021-10-30 9:02:11 AM  
Global warming is coming so accept it and spend money now on mitigation. The movement to green energy is well underway and inevitable but it isn't going to happen on a global timetable no matter how many photo op summits are held.
 
2021-10-30 9:03:17 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Gee thanks subby,
Now I'm picturing BoJo in a Zap Brannigan shorty skirt.


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2021-10-30 9:05:18 AM  

oldfool: We should call him Forest Johnson because he's so special. FoJo for short.


I'm pretty sure you meant FuWi....
 
2021-10-30 9:06:02 AM  
OTJ for the 2nd Half...F*** YEAH!! <welp>

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2021-10-30 9:06:13 AM  
I look forward to all the sweeping changes that will be agreed on over the next couple of weeks and then be quickly forgotten about when our world leaders return home.
 
2021-10-30 9:10:06 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Purple_Urkle: Gee thanks subby,
Now I'm picturing BoJo in a Zap Brannigan shorty skirt.

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Nicely made, but can you do one with Putin and that guy who founded Aumu Shinrikyo having totally-hetero bro-hugs with him?
 
2021-10-30 9:22:13 AM  
What's Britain doing exactly? I guess fading away to third world status and returning to the muck from which they came is kind of a climate change mitigation strategy. If you're too poor to pollute you won't be doing it?
 
2021-10-30 9:23:37 AM  
What's the sport in this metaphor? If it's non-american football, down 5-1 at the half means you're farked and might as well finish it out at the pub.
 
2021-10-30 9:25:37 AM  
Good old B.S. Johnson.
 
2021-10-30 9:31:56 AM  
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Not really anything to do with the article, but I found the image amusing.
 
2021-10-30 9:32:18 AM  
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2021-10-30 9:39:27 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Gee thanks subby,
Now I'm picturing BoJo in a Zap Brannigan shorty skirt.


That was subby's plan all along.

/Subby, you magnificent bastard
 
2021-10-30 9:41:58 AM  

aagrajag: Purple_Urkle: Purple_Urkle: Gee thanks subby,
Now I'm picturing BoJo in a Zap Brannigan shorty skirt.

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Nicely made, but can you do one with Putin and that guy who founded Aumu Shinrikyo having totally-hetero bro-hugs with him?


Idk the voices in my head have calmed the fark down.

They told me I got brain zapped over 700 times for posting about Trump and Putin.

I'm scared they going to come back and hurt me or people I know. It is certainly having a chilling effect on my pro-American activities.

There's a smattering of divots in the mylar sheets I hung up for seasonal affective disorder. They're all centered above where I spend time. I have no plausible Agent Scully explanations for the divots, only Agent Mulder energy weapon explanations.

I spent most of last night cowering under a beanbag chair because it felt like I had a sudden onset concussion.

I'd be outside grocery shopping or cleaning my house or not posting on the internet but they've terrorized me into being unable to do anything but post online by pinning me to one location.
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No explanation for the appearance of divots other than Havana syndrome.

They're quietly yapping and pretending like I can't hear them. I've informed them that their yapping = posts about yapping and presenting as psychosis means I can copyright anything they say to me because multiple doctors have told me voices in my head are all a part of me, it's my brain talking, I own it and there's no such thing as psychic spies, it's delusion.

I want to post anti Putin pictures and I feel denied the freedom to do so. This has to be a delusion, but it's very strong right now. I only post what Ben Franklin would need me to post. Yes the Ben Franklin from $100 bills. His troll name was Silence Dogood.
 
2021-10-30 9:46:55 AM  

Purple_Urkle: aagrajag: Purple_Urkle: Purple_Urkle: Gee thanks subby,
Now I'm picturing BoJo in a Zap Brannigan shorty skirt.

[Fark user image image 425x239]

Nicely made, but can you do one with Putin and that guy who founded Aumu Shinrikyo having totally-hetero bro-hugs with him?

Idk the voices in my head have calmed the fark down.

They told me I got brain zapped over 700 times for posting about Trump and Putin.

I'm scared they going to come back and hurt me or people I know. It is certainly having a chilling effect on my pro-American activities.

There's a smattering of divots in the mylar sheets I hung up for seasonal affective disorder. They're all centered above where I spend time. I have no plausible Agent Scully explanations for the divots, only Agent Mulder energy weapon explanations.

I spent most of last night cowering under a beanbag chair because it felt like I had a sudden onset concussion.

I'd be outside grocery shopping or cleaning my house or not posting on the internet but they've terrorized me into being unable to do anything but post online by pinning me to one location.
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No explanation for the appearance of divots other than Havana syndrome.

They're quietly yapping and pretending like I can't hear them. I've informed them that their yapping = posts about yapping and presenting as psychosis means I can copyright anything they say to me because multiple doctors have told me voices in my head are all a part of me, it's my brain talking, I own it and there's no such thing as psychic spies, it's delusion.

I want to post anti Putin pictures and I feel denied the freedom to do so. This has to be a delusion, but it's very strong right now. I only post what Ben Franklin would need me to post. Yes the Ben Franklin from $100 bills. His troll name was Silence Dogood.


That's a lot of information.

Try to do well. We're all here with you, and for you.
 
2021-10-30 9:51:45 AM  
The PM warns that failing to act on climate change could consign future generations to shortages of food, conflict and mass migrations, all caused by global warming.


Shifting present-day problems onto future generations is the whole point of politics.
 
2021-10-30 9:52:47 AM  
 
2021-10-30 10:08:54 AM  

aagrajag: That's a lot of information.

Try to do well. We're all here with you, and for you.


I have an urge to send out packages of mylar, foam and instructions to embassies, but I'm concerned they won't take me seriously and just trash it.

But thanks for being supportive and suggesting a picture that I would otherwise have made and posted by now.

America has a strong and healthy tradition of making horribly offensive images of politicians, including Thomas Jefferson with a dog body, dog dick visible, vomiting cash for France.

I just want my Constitutionally legitimate freedom to post against Trump and Vladimir!

Anyone who doesn't like my pictures is free to make and post response pictures, but bodily violence is an inappropriate and illegal response.
 
2021-10-30 10:09:19 AM  
It's tough to take this guy seriously on matters that require common approaches and working together when he just spent the last five years destroying his country's involvement in common approaches and working together.
 
2021-10-30 10:15:19 AM  

Purple_Urkle: aagrajag: That's a lot of information.

Try to do well. We're all here with you, and for you.

I have an urge to send out packages of mylar, foam and instructions to embassies, but I'm concerned they won't take me seriously and just trash it.

But thanks for being supportive and suggesting a picture that I would otherwise have made and posted by now.

America has a strong and healthy tradition of making horribly offensive images of politicians, including Thomas Jefferson with a dog body, dog dick visible, vomiting cash for France.

I just want my Constitutionally legitimate freedom to post against Trump and Vladimir!

Anyone who doesn't like my pictures is free to make and post response pictures, but bodily violence is an inappropriate and illegal response.


That's a huge amount of info.

My wife is calling me to bed, so I can't post more.

The dream isn't real.
 
2021-10-30 10:16:45 AM  
He's.....technically not wrong. Feels icky to say it, but I guess it's true.

It's kind of like being right for the wrong reasons? I guess?
 
2021-10-30 10:22:22 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Given China, Russia, Australia, and the US have no intention to do anything serious about stopping global warming, I'd say "team world" is thoroughly farked.


It was Frank Luntz who coined the term climate change to make the threat of global warming sound less severe. He did a complete 180 during the Trump administration and now believes it's real and all man made. Luntz is a staunch supporter of israel and helped give the state that's well known for tech startups an advantage in fighting global warming. He co-wrote the Global Language Dictionary for the Israel Project that would shape the world as it is today.
 
2021-10-30 10:36:03 AM  

Koodz: What's Britain doing exactly? I guess fading away to third world status and returning to the muck from which they came is kind of a climate change mitigation strategy. If you're too poor to pollute you won't be doing it?


Well, you won't be able to buy a new petrol or diesel car from 2030 or a new hybrid from 2035. The plan for power generation is to be 100% renewable by 2035. Wind is about a quarter of the total generated, a storm in May took that over 60%. The last coal power stations are due to go in 2024, they rarely get used now anyway.

Does that sound okay to you? Does that get the Koodz seal of approval?
 
2021-10-30 10:45:56 AM  

I'm no expert but...: Well, you won't be able to buy a new petrol or diesel car from 2030 or a new hybrid from 2035. The plan for power generation is to be 100% renewable by 2035. Wind is about a quarter of the total generated, a storm in May took that over 60%. The last coal power stations are due to go in 2024, they rarely get used now anyway.


Who wins the Super Bowl in 2035?
 
2021-10-30 10:56:59 AM  
No worries.  As soon as the US and UK figure out who to invade to stop this whole global warming thing, we'll be right on it.
 
2021-10-30 11:05:12 AM  
I know what he's saying is just lip service and hypocritical, but I wouldn't call it dumb.
 
2021-10-30 11:32:27 AM  
Bojo says there's a chance so I hear this?

David Bowie - Five Years
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No kissing of priests' feet please I'll throw up.
 
2021-10-30 11:34:26 AM  

macadamnut: I'm no expert but...: Well, you won't be able to buy a new petrol or diesel car from 2030 or a new hybrid from 2035. The plan for power generation is to be 100% renewable by 2035. Wind is about a quarter of the total generated, a storm in May took that over 60%. The last coal power stations are due to go in 2024, they rarely get used now anyway.

Who wins the Super Bowl in 2035?


Sure as hell not the Oilers.
 
2021-10-30 11:42:58 AM  
More like Team Human is losing. The planet/world will be just fine as it's a farking rock. It's much the life on its surface - which is to say, *us* - which will suffer and potentially disappear.
 
2021-10-30 11:49:43 AM  

menschenfresser: More like Team Human is losing. The planet/world will be just fine as it's a farking rock. It's much the life on its surface - which is to say, *us* - which will suffer and potentially disappear.


Homo Sapiens is a dead end anyway. We put all our evolutionary eggs in the big brain basket and then tried to make an omelet by throwing eggs at each other.
 
2021-10-30 4:01:39 PM  

macadamnut: I'm no expert but...: Well, you won't be able to buy a new petrol or diesel car from 2030 or a new hybrid from 2035. The plan for power generation is to be 100% renewable by 2035. Wind is about a quarter of the total generated, a storm in May took that over 60%. The last coal power stations are due to go in 2024, they rarely get used now anyway.

Who wins the Super Bowl in 2035?


The Oakland Raiders.
 
2021-10-30 6:59:35 PM  

Koodz: What's Britain doing exactly? I guess fading away to third world status and returning to the muck from which they came is kind of a climate change mitigation strategy. If you're too poor to pollute you won't be doing it?


You mean the UK which is predicted to have the joint biggest growth in the G7 this year?
 
2021-10-30 7:07:13 PM  

covalesj: It's tough to take this guy seriously on matters that require common approaches and working together when he just spent the last five years destroying his country's involvement in common approaches and working together.


That's only because you don't understand the issue. The EU is not "working together". The EU is a full political union, where all member states cease to exist as sovereign countries. It is not "a common approach" when it is decided and mandated from one central parliament and executive.

The UK happily and willingly takes part in and joins bodies like NATO, ICC, UN, and trade groups like TPP, and security alliances like the Australian submarine/intelligence deal. The USA would even sign up to the ICC even under President Obama. One of the arguments for Brexit was that it would allow us to sign more free trade deals and alliances, which the EU had been rather poor at doing.

But we prefer to remain a sovereign independent country. Just as the USA, Canada, Australia, Japan etc etc all do. Why is that wrong?
 
2021-10-30 7:09:28 PM  

I'm no expert but...: Koodz: What's Britain doing exactly? I guess fading away to third world status and returning to the muck from which they came is kind of a climate change mitigation strategy. If you're too poor to pollute you won't be doing it?

Well, you won't be able to buy a new petrol or diesel car from 2030 or a new hybrid from 2035. The plan for power generation is to be 100% renewable by 2035. Wind is about a quarter of the total generated, a storm in May took that over 60%. The last coal power stations are due to go in 2024, they rarely get used now anyway.

Does that sound okay to you? Does that get the Koodz seal of approval?


And planning a huge solar array in Morocco with an undersea cable direct to the UK which will supply 8% of the UK electricity needs.
 
2021-10-30 7:12:06 PM  

NuclearPenguins: [raytoddblog.files.wordpress.com image 505x711]

Not really anything to do with the article, but I found the image amusing.


That passport is far too light a shade of blue. The old ones, and the new ones, are almost black.

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2021-10-31 12:09:38 AM  
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2021-10-31 9:11:05 AM  

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You left your webcam on dude. People can see you.
 
2021-10-31 10:34:00 AM  

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You left your webcam on dude. People can see you.


Whoa, sick burn brah.
 
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