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(JoBlo)   So the killer in the next Scream is...a sailboat?   (joblo.com) divider line
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2021-10-29 7:20:44 PM  
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2021-10-29 7:32:20 PM  
You dumb bastard. Why name it simply "Scream"? It's not a remake, since the original cast is there. Anyway, the first three were pretty good but they wrapped up the trilogy well. You see this shiat a lot. The new Batman movie is called "The Batman". If you can't get original with the stories, at least come up with an original title.
 
2021-10-29 7:42:20 PM  
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And I'll point out that this is NOT a "Magic Eye" style poster. Don't bother crossing your eyes. It's not a stereogram.
 
2021-10-29 7:55:40 PM  

Spectrum: And I'll point out that this is NOT a "Magic Eye" style poster. Don't bother crossing your eyes. It's not a stereogram.

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2021-10-29 8:00:16 PM  
There are always two killers in these, the other one must be a schooner.
 
2021-10-29 8:02:00 PM  
looks like it's just a screening
 
2021-10-29 9:00:30 PM  
Mind you, sailboats kan be pretti pointi
 
2021-10-29 10:24:23 PM  
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2021-10-29 10:36:25 PM  

Rent Party: [cdn.drawception.com image 300x250]


We're gonna need a bigger shark
 
2021-10-29 11:22:27 PM  

Spectrum: I'll save you a click:
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And I'll point out that this is NOT a "Magic Eye" style poster. Don't bother crossing your eyes. It's not a stereogram.


I want my two minutes back then
 
2021-10-29 11:34:44 PM  

kbronsito: There are always two killers in these, the other one must be a schooner.


Or a dingy
 
2021-10-30 12:10:53 AM  
The canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see.
 
2021-10-30 12:24:21 AM  
It's not a sailboat, it's a schooner.
 
2021-10-30 12:34:51 AM  
It's would make both canonical and meta sense for Courteney Cox to be the killer, because both the character and the actress's careers have stalled, and they wanted some attention.
 
2021-10-30 12:59:20 AM  

etoof: It's not a sailboat, it's a schooner.


It's not a schooner, it's a catamaran.

/ I don't know from boats
 
2021-10-30 1:06:54 AM  

Sawdust and Mildew: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 335x251]


Over in one.

/Came here for that....
//Leaving satisfied.
 
2021-10-30 3:05:51 AM  
I've never been able to see the image in one of those posters. Think it has something to do with my Asperger's.
 
2021-10-30 5:25:53 AM  

Spectrum: I'll save you a click:
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And I'll point out that this is NOT a "Magic Eye" style poster. Don't bother crossing your eyes. It's not a stereogram.


I'm looking.at everything in the poster, what jumps out at me is the way he's holding her. It's almost - filthy. I mean, he's, he's about to kiss her and she's pulling away. The way the leg's sort of smashed up against her. Phew. Look how the blouse is sort of translucent. You can just make out her breasts underneath and it's sort of touching him down there. It's really pretty torrid, don't you think? And of course you have the onlookers peeking at them from behind a doorway like they're all shocked. They wish! You know, when I see a poster like this, I get, uh, emotionally - erect
 
2021-10-30 6:28:26 AM  

Bslim: Spectrum: I'll save you a click:
[joblo.com image 768x961]
And I'll point out that this is NOT a "Magic Eye" style poster. Don't bother crossing your eyes. It's not a stereogram.

I'm looking.at everything in the poster, what jumps out at me is the way he's holding her. It's almost - filthy. I mean, he's, he's about to kiss her and she's pulling away. The way the leg's sort of smashed up against her. Phew. Look how the blouse is sort of translucent. You can just make out her breasts underneath and it's sort of touching him down there. It's really pretty torrid, don't you think? And of course you have the onlookers peeking at them from behind a doorway like they're all shocked. They wish! You know, when I see a poster like this, I get, uh, emotionally - erect


It's almost like you see what you want to see.

I see peace on Earth and a rocket ship full of anti-vaxxers launching towards the sun.
 
2021-10-30 6:46:53 AM  
Surprised this isn't a series on one of Comcast networks
 
2021-10-30 7:56:05 AM  
It's Matthew Lillard. Now that Wes Craven is gone, they're free to run with that rejected Scream 3 premise.
 
2021-10-30 8:33:35 AM  

indy_kid: I've never been able to see the image in one of those posters. Think it has something to do with my Asperger's.


My inability to see them is a disparity in vision between my left amd right eyes... my right eye has FAR worse vision than my left
 
2021-10-30 8:59:57 AM  

dionysusaur: Mind you, sailboats kan be pretti pointi


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What a non-pointi sailboat might look like.
 
2021-10-30 9:00:37 AM  

Almea Tarrant: etoof: It's not a sailboat, it's a schooner.

It's not a schooner, it's a catamaran.

/ I don't know from boats


Could be worse.  Could be a doggomoran.
 
2021-10-30 10:51:31 AM  

Bslim: Spectrum: I'll save you a click:
[joblo.com image 768x961]
And I'll point out that this is NOT a "Magic Eye" style poster. Don't bother crossing your eyes. It's not a stereogram.

I'm looking.at everything in the poster, what jumps out at me is the way he's holding her. It's almost - filthy. I mean, he's, he's about to kiss her and she's pulling away. The way the leg's sort of smashed up against her. Phew. Look how the blouse is sort of translucent. You can just make out her breasts underneath and it's sort of touching him down there. It's really pretty torrid, don't you think? And of course you have the onlookers peeking at them from behind a doorway like they're all shocked. They wish! You know, when I see a poster like this, I get, uh, emotionally - erect


How'd you like to go out for a lunch and enema?
 
2021-10-30 12:47:11 PM  
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Brenda?
 
amb
2021-10-30 1:52:39 PM  

Spectrum: I'll save you a click:
[joblo.com image 768x961]
And I'll point out that this is NOT a "Magic Eye" style poster. Don't bother crossing your eyes. It's not a stereogram.


I knew immediately it wasn't a magic eye picture. I could actually see the image.
 
2021-10-30 2:04:33 PM  

Mugato: You dumb bastard. Why name it simply "Scream"? It's not a remake, since the original cast is there. Anyway, the first three were pretty good but they wrapped up the trilogy well. You see this shiat a lot. The new Batman movie is called "The Batman". If you can't get original with the stories, at least come up with an original title.


The audience is starting to get tired of reboots and the people in charge don't want to make anything other than reboots, so now they start to frame the reboots as homages to the original work.
 
2021-10-30 7:09:56 PM  

rummonkey: Mugato: You dumb bastard. Why name it simply "Scream"? It's not a remake, since the original cast is there. Anyway, the first three were pretty good but they wrapped up the trilogy well. You see this shiat a lot. The new Batman movie is called "The Batman". If you can't get original with the stories, at least come up with an original title.

The audience is starting to get tired of reboots and the people in charge don't want to make anything other than reboots, so now they start to frame the reboots as homages to the original work.


It is like with Halloween, Jamie Lee Curtis was good in Halloween but I did not care for her in Halloween.  Halloween was a great watch but I could just not sit through Halloween.  The sequel to Halloween was not as good as Halloween however it was fun to watch as it tried to continue a story  but the sequel to Halloween did not work for me because the story was all over the place.
 
2021-10-30 10:59:39 PM  

amb: Spectrum: I'll save you a click:
[joblo.com image 768x961]
And I'll point out that this is NOT a "Magic Eye" style poster. Don't bother crossing your eyes. It's not a stereogram.

I knew immediately it wasn't a magic eye picture. I could actually see the image.


It is a magic eye, but it's not a hidden picture. It's a depth of field image. If you do it right the scream face logo appears close to you while the background is, well, in the background.
 
2021-10-31 10:59:45 AM  

LazyPredator: rummonkey: Mugato: You dumb bastard. Why name it simply "Scream"? It's not a remake, since the original cast is there. Anyway, the first three were pretty good but they wrapped up the trilogy well. You see this shiat a lot. The new Batman movie is called "The Batman". If you can't get original with the stories, at least come up with an original title.

The audience is starting to get tired of reboots and the people in charge don't want to make anything other than reboots, so now they start to frame the reboots as homages to the original work.

It is like with Halloween, Jamie Lee Curtis was good in Halloween but I did not care for her in Halloween.  Halloween was a great watch but I could just not sit through Halloween.  The sequel to Halloween was not as good as Halloween however it was fun to watch as it tried to continue a story  but the sequel to Halloween did not work for me because the story was all over the place.


My brain hurts.
 
2021-10-31 11:55:15 AM  

Mugato: LazyPredator: rummonkey: Mugato: You dumb bastard. Why name it simply "Scream"? It's not a remake, since the original cast is there. Anyway, the first three were pretty good but they wrapped up the trilogy well. You see this shiat a lot. The new Batman movie is called "The Batman". If you can't get original with the stories, at least come up with an original title.

The audience is starting to get tired of reboots and the people in charge don't want to make anything other than reboots, so now they start to frame the reboots as homages to the original work.

It is like with Halloween, Jamie Lee Curtis was good in Halloween but I did not care for her in Halloween.  Halloween was a great watch but I could just not sit through Halloween.  The sequel to Halloween was not as good as Halloween however it was fun to watch as it tried to continue a story  but the sequel to Halloween did not work for me because the story was all over the place.

My brain hurts.


Just wait until we start making fun of direct line movie sequels that don't follow the naming and numbering standards within their own series.
 
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