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2021-10-28 3:26:17 PM  
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2021-10-28 3:35:06 PM  
Does this smell like Zyklon-B?
 
2021-10-28 3:40:54 PM  
Holy shiat that entire thread is bonkers!
 
2021-10-28 3:43:17 PM  
Well, this out to go well for him.

Hopefully well enough that he's really crying.
 
2021-10-28 3:57:16 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Holy shiat that entire thread is bonkers!


His lawyer clearly has a fool for a client.
 
2021-10-28 4:01:00 PM  
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2021-10-28 4:02:21 PM  
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2021-10-28 4:05:06 PM  
Unrepentant Nazi, racist and general all-around prick.

Well, at least it's an ethos.
 
2021-10-28 4:18:23 PM  
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2021-10-28 5:04:57 PM  
Making a good case for "not guilty by reason of insanity."
 
2021-10-28 5:23:25 PM  

dv-ous: Making a good case for "not guilty by reason of insanity."


That is exactly what he's doing.
 
2021-10-28 5:25:07 PM  
am i supposed to know who all the prominent internet nazis are?
 
2021-10-28 5:25:49 PM  

dv-ous: Making a good case for "not guilty by reason of insanity."


I don't believe nazi is a recognized disorder.

It's probably pretty easy to prove he knows exactly what he's saying.
 
2021-10-28 5:26:36 PM  

dv-ous: Making a good case for "not guilty by reason of insanity."


Which isnt the magic spell people think it is.

Studies show that people found criminally responsible but 'not guilty by reason of insanity' spend more time incarcerated than if they had pled guilty in the first place.
 
2021-10-28 5:26:43 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: dv-ous: Making a good case for "not guilty by reason of insanity."

That is exactly what he's doing.


Intentionally? It's so hard to tell with whackaloons.
 
2021-10-28 5:26:53 PM  

dv-ous: Making a good case for "not guilty by reason of insanity."


Except that he's not. Legal insanity essentially requires some kind of pathology that prevents someone from being able to cognitively understand the quality of their actions.  Like actual schizophrenia.  Being an evil Nazi douche bag conspiracy theorist isn't legal insanity.
 
2021-10-28 5:27:04 PM  

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I've heard of giving a man enough rope to hang himself, but this guy....wow. He's really eager about it
 
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2021-10-28 5:28:53 PM  
Not a single Jerry Cantrell reference. You slippin fark.
 
2021-10-28 5:29:05 PM  

Murflette: dv-ous: Making a good case for "not guilty by reason of insanity."

Which isnt the magic spell people think it is.

Studies show that people found criminally responsible but 'not guilty by reason of insanity' spend more time incarcerated than if they had pled guilty in the first place.


You're right of course, but that doesn't mean this idiot wouldn't try it.

/"insanity" just means they incarcerate you in a mental hospital until you're declared sane enough to stand trial
 
2021-10-28 5:29:29 PM  
I know this will be provoking to farks nazi defenders, however...

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2021-10-28 5:30:03 PM  
I have read enough of it to know to stop reading it.
 
2021-10-28 5:30:39 PM  

IndyJohn: dv-ous: Making a good case for "not guilty by reason of insanity."

Except that he's not. Legal insanity essentially requires some kind of pathology that prevents someone from being able to cognitively understand the quality of their actions.  Like actual schizophrenia.  Being an evil Nazi douche bag conspiracy theorist isn't legal insanity.


Unless he at Twinkies before committing the crime.
 
2021-10-28 5:30:45 PM  
I am sorry but do Nazis really deserve a fair trial when so many of their members are serving as judges?

Kill em all.

Done with this farking timeline.
 
2021-10-28 5:30:46 PM  
The fark your feelings crowd sure is having a crisis today.
 
2021-10-28 5:30:46 PM  
For those TL:DR it's going like this:

Dog angry with his own foot
Youtube HERU_8jLapA
 
2021-10-28 5:31:13 PM  

Murflette: dv-ous: Making a good case for "not guilty by reason of insanity."

Which isnt the magic spell people think it is.

Studies show that people found criminally responsible but 'not guilty by reason of insanity' spend more time incarcerated than if they had pled guilty in the first place.


Well, if that's his plan, don't tell him that's what he's angling for.  Truly a FAFO situation.

But, no, he's not crazy.  He's a bigoted asshole who ought to be jailed for a long, long time.  In gen pop.
 
2021-10-28 5:31:17 PM  

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Did someone saying punching a nazi?  an oldie, but a goodie. and I always post when the words punching and nazi are used:

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2021-10-28 5:31:26 PM  
the "demonstrably false idea that all men are created equal"

Admittedly, most of our power elite "betters" share his view; Ayn Rand novels are bullhorn dog whistling.

cantwell is using a whole lot of time to claim that he's simply an entertainerWhen another teary-eyed hate-spreader Glenn Beck said "I'm just a rodeo clown", no one objected.  Letting the joking-not joking types do what they want has consequences.
 
2021-10-28 5:32:07 PM  
Among the most amusing (or maddening, I guess, depending on your tolerance) conceits of racists is that people who aren't racist just don't "get" it. That they (the racists) understand what non-racists don't, their "knowledge" is superior and people who don't agree with them are simply too stupid to be able to contemplate the obvious wisdom of Nazism or whatever variety of bigotry they believe.
 
2021-10-28 5:34:09 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Holy shiat that entire thread is bonkers!


Yeah, if I didn't know better, then I'd think that I was reading a Fark discussion thread.
 
2021-10-28 5:35:31 PM  
"You all say practicing pedophilia is wrong, but have you ever tried it?"
 
2021-10-28 5:35:49 PM  

dv-ous: Making a good case for "not guilty by reason of insanity."


Isn't this a civil suit?
 
2021-10-28 5:37:06 PM  
"Intellectually curious," sure. I'm sure he's read Das Kapital too.

/ Or is he only "intellectually curious" about white supremacy...?
 
2021-10-28 5:37:50 PM  

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Oooo, a two-fer!
 
2021-10-28 5:37:58 PM  
After that opening statement, a jury composed of Nazis and Klansmen would vote to convict this guy. "It's a slam dunk case your honor. He's an embarrassment to people like us everywhere."
 
2021-10-28 5:40:07 PM  

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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
 
2021-10-28 5:41:30 PM  

151: Not a single Jerry Cantrell reference. You slippin fark.


You're saying someone needs to come to snuff this cock?

// send Crying Nazi Chris Cantwell to a Boggy Depot, leave him there until he's nothing but Them Bones
// or maybe just to regular jail, leave that man in a box (buried in his shiat)
// God Am, that's some good jokes
 
2021-10-28 5:43:36 PM  

NateAsbestos: Murflette: dv-ous: Making a good case for "not guilty by reason of insanity."

Which isnt the magic spell people think it is.

Studies show that people found criminally responsible but 'not guilty by reason of insanity' spend more time incarcerated than if they had pled guilty in the first place.

You're right of course, but that doesn't mean this idiot wouldn't try it.

/"insanity" just means they incarcerate you in a mental hospital until you're declared sane enough to stand trial


Two different concepts here.  If you lack capacity to be tried, they can institutionalize you and pump you full of meds until you are "cured" enough to understand the nature of the proceedings and assist with your own defense, then they go ahead with the trial.  If you go to trial and a jury decides you are not guilty due to insanity, they can institutionalize you until you are deemed no longer a threat to yourself or others (as in John Hinckley).
 
2021-10-28 5:44:12 PM  

darth sunshine: SpectroBoy: [i.kym-cdn.com image 850x867]

Did someone saying punching a nazi?  an oldie, but a goodie. and I always post when the words punching and nazi are used:

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Yeah, for some dyslexic reason a swastika gets twisted around in my brain to the letters PUNCH ME PLEASE.
 
2021-10-28 5:45:18 PM  

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So basically, he's a mainstream "conservative".
 
2021-10-28 5:46:21 PM  

dv-ous: Making a good case for "not guilty by reason of insanity."


He is not insane, just your run of the mill flyover country racist ass white guy.

There are way more of them out there that anyone wants to admit.
 
2021-10-28 5:47:24 PM  
""last night i stayed at the central virginia regional jail and when this case is over, i'm going back to federal prison."
cantwell did not have to tell them this, in fact he filed motions to exclude it."

🤣😂🤣
 
2021-10-28 5:47:48 PM  
This will end with him crying when he's convicted and he throws himself on the mercy of the court.
 
2021-10-28 5:49:36 PM  

NateAsbestos: Murflette: dv-ous: Making a good case for "not guilty by reason of insanity."

Which isnt the magic spell people think it is.

Studies show that people found criminally responsible but 'not guilty by reason of insanity' spend more time incarcerated than if they had pled guilty in the first place.

You're right of course, but that doesn't mean this idiot wouldn't try it.

/"insanity" just means they incarcerate you in a mental hospital until you're declared sane enough to stand trial


That's incompetent to stand trial. Not guilty by insanity means you stay in the mental hospital until the doctors say you're sane but you have less rights than prisoners.

Guilty by reason of insanity is the same but after the mental hospital you go to jail as well
 
2021-10-28 5:50:41 PM  
Oh man! In some world somewhere that allows sanity to reign this guy would be farked! In this world in this nation? Not so much
 
2021-10-28 5:51:26 PM  

Graffito: darth sunshine: SpectroBoy: [i.kym-cdn.com image 850x867]

Did someone saying punching a nazi?  an oldie, but a goodie. and I always post when the words punching and nazi are used:

[i1.wp.com image 300x169] [View Full Size image _x_]

Yeah, for some dyslexic reason a swastika gets twisted around in my brain to the letters PUNCH ME PLEASE.


that gif never gets old...step...step...hand up...punch...bystander clapping...knocked out nazi
 
2021-10-28 5:53:24 PM  
I bet he will call to the stand Dave Chappelle to be his character witness.
 
2021-10-28 5:53:33 PM  

Murflette: dv-ous: Making a good case for "not guilty by reason of insanity."

Which isnt the magic spell people think it is.

Studies show that people found criminally responsible but 'not guilty by reason of insanity' spend more time incarcerated than if they had pled guilty in the first place.


Also the premise of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest".  RP McMurphy figured the State Hospital would be the soft option instead of the Pen.
 
2021-10-28 5:57:07 PM  

dv-ous: Making a good case for "not guilty by reason of insanity."


A jury can't decide you are not guilty by reason of insanity unless you make the pre trial motion that you should be declared not guilty by reason of insanity.
 
2021-10-28 5:57:44 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: dv-ous: Making a good case for "not guilty by reason of insanity."

He is not insane, just your run of the mill flyover country racist ass white guy.

There are way more of them out there that anyone wants to admit.


This. He's just saying, in his dumb "saw too much or not enough of Law & Order" way what people say ALL the time. Racists think non-racists are the stupid ones. They're not pretending to be believe their bullshiat. They really believe it. Now, do some of them have doubts? Sure, the somewhat intelligent ones. But most of them sound just like this. They are, aside from their racism, incredibly smug and patronizing. If you're white and don't think like them, YOU'RE the one who's wrong. Not them.
 
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