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(I Heart Radio)   This Halloween safety video from 1977 has some great safety tips, some tips kids will ignore and one questionable piece of advice   ( divider line
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441 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 28 Oct 2021 at 3:05 PM (34 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-10-28 3:56:07 PM  
3 votes:
4. Carry a flashlight.(Nice try, but kids will ignore.)

What kids do they know? As a kid I thought having a flashlight indicated some degree of danger or at least adventure and jumped at any excuse. Alas, my neighborhood and its environs were all aggressively street-lit; if I'd tried to carry a flashlight trick-or-treating the reaction would have been "you don't need it and will just get tired of carrying it, leave it at home" and that would've been that.
2021-10-28 4:21:31 PM  
3 votes:
Back from when parents let little kids trick-or-treat by themselves.
2021-10-28 3:14:37 PM  
2 votes:
Make sure to dox yourself so the child molesters can find you later!
2021-10-28 5:23:55 PM  
1 vote:

Russ1642: Back from when parents let little kids trick-or-treat by themselves.

It's unnerving when moms come over to ask if my kid can play. Lady, your son is 10. No, mine can't come out to play. You'll follow them around and go crazy Karen as soon as one of them shows any sign of independence.
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