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2021-10-28 3:51:37 PM  
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2021-10-28 3:38:46 PM  
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Hoban Washburne: What he didn't tell them was that he was the real pedophile: In 1999, he was found guilty of coercing an 8-year-old boy into sexual acts three years earlier, and spent almost five years in prison.

Eight year olds, Dude.


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2021-10-28 3:03:47 PM  
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Why do you think they ratchet the atrocity quotient up so high?

When the Democrats systematically kidnap, imprison, torture, and murder toddlers in order to produce and sell a substance from their blood, telling an eight-year-old you want to see him in his underwear doesn't sound so bad, does it?

These people live on images and fantasies. They don't weep over real babies suffering; they weep over the perfect aborted angel babies who have innocent blue eyes and never get colic.  They don't care about the sexual abuse of real kids and teenagers; they want the passionate, throbbing rageboner they get when they imagine Hillary Clinton eyeing some tied-down child and wondering what his adrenochrome will be worth this week.
 
2021-10-28 3:40:02 PM  
2 votes:
Look, we hire hackers as professionals because they know how hackers think so it's totally the same thing here.

He is uniquely qualified to find the Democratic pedophiles even if the real pedophiles are Republicans.
 
2021-10-28 3:44:19 PM  
2 votes:
Ah crap.  I have a parking ticket from 1984.  I just know that will come back to bite me ('most a pun)when I run for Dog Catcher.  Come to think of it, I wasn't parked illegally.  The car was!  Why am I getting persecuted for a crime committed by a 1983 Chevette Diesel?

A horrible nightmare that would break the strongest of strong men.  But enough about the car.
 
2021-10-28 2:52:34 PM  
1 vote:
What he didn't tell them was that he was the real pedophile: In 1999, he was found guilty of coercing an 8-year-old boy into sexual acts three years earlier, and spent almost five years in prison.

Eight year olds, Dude.
 
2021-10-28 3:43:16 PM  
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Markoff_Cheney: I mean, we should probably start checking conservative pizza place basements out because fark it.


Goddamnit
 
2021-10-28 3:43:38 PM  
1 vote:
Evidence, as you all know, is just this thing you believe in.
 
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