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2021-10-28 2:52:34 PM  
17 votes:
What he didn't tell them was that he was the real pedophile: In 1999, he was found guilty of coercing an 8-year-old boy into sexual acts three years earlier, and spent almost five years in prison.

Eight year olds, Dude.
 
2021-10-28 2:26:06 PM  
12 votes:
It's impressive how true the adage is.
 
2021-10-28 3:03:35 PM  
10 votes:
Todeschini said that he was planning on suing Right Wing Watch for publishing the investigation, but when asked what was inaccurate about the account, he failed to respond.

Typical.

Todescini instead made outrageous claims about his conviction, claiming it was a "deep state" plot to take him down. He compared himself to disgraced former national security adviser Michael Flynn, now a prominent figure in the QAnon universe, claiming that like the former general he too admitted to a crime he didn't commit.

Dude, you were convicted 22 years ago. Ain't nobody knew this crazy shiat was going to happen then.
 
2021-10-28 3:38:02 PM  
9 votes:
Every time.

Every.
Farking.
Time.
 
2021-10-28 3:29:16 PM  
8 votes:
I mean, we should probably start checking conservative pizza place basements out because fark it.
 
2021-10-28 3:35:05 PM  
8 votes:

atomic-age: I'd say that's disturbingly specific


It's amazing how alike atrocity stories really are.  All down history, it's "People we don't like kidnap, torture, sexually abuse, kill, and eat babies."

Back when Christianity was some kooky cult, they were killing and eating babies as part of the Communion ritual.
The original 'blood libel' against the Jews was that they used the blood of Christian babies to make their food.
Satanic cults kidnap, sexually torture, and either murder or indoctrinate children and teenagers.
Witches, Mormons, Seventh-Day Adventists, D&D players -- name a group, they've all been accused, and it's always the same hot-button, indefensible crime: killing and eating children.
 
2021-10-28 3:42:39 PM  
7 votes:

Markoff_Cheney: I mean, we should probably start checking conservative pizza place basements out because fark it.


The reason they knew "cheese pizza" was a code word for child porn was cause their pedophile friends told them it was.
 
2021-10-28 3:03:47 PM  
4 votes:
Why do you think they ratchet the atrocity quotient up so high?

When the Democrats systematically kidnap, imprison, torture, and murder toddlers in order to produce and sell a substance from their blood, telling an eight-year-old you want to see him in his underwear doesn't sound so bad, does it?

These people live on images and fantasies. They don't weep over real babies suffering; they weep over the perfect aborted angel babies who have innocent blue eyes and never get colic.  They don't care about the sexual abuse of real kids and teenagers; they want the passionate, throbbing rageboner they get when they imagine Hillary Clinton eyeing some tied-down child and wondering what his adrenochrome will be worth this week.
 
2021-10-28 3:39:46 PM  
3 votes:
Is he the guy that started 8chan? Pretty sure the guy who started 8chan is also a pedo. Qanon uses that site.
 
2021-10-28 3:41:09 PM  
3 votes:

demonfaerie: Is he the guy that started 8chan? Pretty sure the guy who started 8chan is also a pedo. Qanon uses that site.


No, that guy is running for office in Arizona.

I wish I was joking.

https://www.tucsonlocalmedia.com/elections/article_a5980b04-334b-11ec-aba5-db9b03a139d4.html
 
2021-10-28 3:42:46 PM  
3 votes:

atomic-age: It's impressive how true the adage is.


We should probably locate magat pizza shop owners and start searching their businesses
 
2021-10-28 3:40:02 PM  
2 votes:
Look, we hire hackers as professionals because they know how hackers think so it's totally the same thing here.

He is uniquely qualified to find the Democratic pedophiles even if the real pedophiles are Republicans.
 
2021-10-28 4:15:09 PM  
2 votes:
QAnon Influencer Who Calls Democrats Pedophiles Is an Actual Child Abuser

Way to go VICE!  Does he smack his own son around or diddle the neighborhood kids?  You couldn't write, "QAnon Influencer Who Calls Democrats Pedophiles Is an Actual Pedophile."
 
2021-10-28 3:45:19 PM  
1 vote:

demonfaerie: Is he the guy that started 8chan? Pretty sure the guy who started 8chan is also a pedo. Qanon uses that site.


No, you see, that's a DIFFERENT "conservative" pedo. That one's running for congress, because now that most modern Americans don't want a minority-rule fig leaf of a republic to continue to run roughshod over racial minorities and continue poisoning the one biosphere humans have to live in apparently we have to now be a joke of a country.
 
2021-10-28 3:49:41 PM  
1 vote:
And the award for the sickest possible implementation of "he who smelt it, dealt it" goes to...
 
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