Chariset: Why do you think they ratchet the atrocity quotient up so high?When the Democrats systematically kidnap, imprison, torture, and murder toddlers in order to produce and sell a substance from their blood, telling an eight-year-old you want to see him in his underwear doesn't sound so bad, does it?These people live on images and fantasies. They don't weep over real babies suffering; they weep over the perfect aborted angel babies who have innocent blue eyes and never get colic. They don't care about the sexual abuse of real kids and teenagers; they want the passionate, throbbing rageboner they get when they imagine Hillary Clinton eyeing some tied-down child and wondering what his adrenochrome will be worth this week.
atomic-age: I'd say that's disturbingly specific
Hoban Washburne: What he didn't tell them was that he was the real pedophile: In 1999, he was found guilty of coercing an 8-year-old boy into sexual acts three years earlier, and spent almost five years in prison.Eight year olds, Dude.
demonfaerie: Is he the guy that started 8chan? Pretty sure the guy who started 8chan is also a pedo. Qanon uses that site.
Markoff_Cheney: I mean, we should probably start checking conservative pizza place basements out because fark it.
atomic-age: It's impressive how true the adage is.
Karma Chameleon: atomic-age: It's impressive how true the adage is.We should probably locate magat pizza shop owners and start searching their businesses
I want that sauce Morty!: Markoff_Cheney: I mean, we should probably start checking conservative pizza place basements out because fark it.The reason they knew "cheese pizza" was a code word for child porn was cause their pedophile friends told them it was.
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