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(Daily Mail)   Man threatens to leave US if new tax is passed. Correction, former President threatens to leave US if new tax is passed. Maybe he's worried he won't get taxed, revealing he isn't a billionaire   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2021-10-28 10:45:22 AM  
He'll leave if we pass a billionaire tax?

Win Win

 
2021-10-28 10:47:12 AM  
Like he pays taxes
 
2021-10-28 10:47:26 AM  
'Will I be allowed to run for president again if I move to another country?' -- TFG


Bahamas First
next campaign slogan.
 
2021-10-28 10:47:49 AM  
There's the f*ckin' door, fatso.
 
2021-10-28 10:48:46 AM  
I hope part of the tax bill will go towards reinforcing the doors that will hit his massive posterior on the way out.
 
2021-10-28 10:50:26 AM  
Pro Tip: You don't pay any taxes if you drop dead.

That is my financial advice for you.
 
2021-10-28 10:50:51 AM  
You know what? I don't care...just GTFO.
 
2021-10-28 10:56:03 AM  
What country wants him?  Russia, Brazil, Hungary?
 
2021-10-28 10:56:12 AM  
At no point am I seeing a downside to taxing billionaires. This would be an absolute perk.
 
2021-10-28 10:57:10 AM  
Shocker that Trump admits that the personal impact to him and his business influenced his policy decisions.

Conflict of interest what?

Every now and then a truth slips out of Trump.
 
2021-10-28 11:03:00 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Pro Tip: You don't pay any taxes if you drop dead.

That is my financial advice for you.


Did you also advise Hotblack Desiato?
 
2021-10-28 11:04:07 AM  
Has anyone started a go fund me, for his moving expenses to moscow?
 
2021-10-28 11:06:03 AM  

NateAsbestos: Like he pays taxes


Like he's a billionaire.
 
2021-10-28 11:06:11 AM  
That's the best news I've heard all year.
 
Juc
2021-10-28 11:06:21 AM  
I wonder what country would actually want him there.
 
2021-10-28 11:06:34 AM  

Nied: NateAsbestos: Like he pays taxes

Like he's a billionaire.


*SHAKES TINY FIST IN ALL CAPS*
 
2021-10-28 11:07:06 AM  
Don't threaten me with a good time.
 
2021-10-28 11:07:19 AM  

NateAsbestos: Like he pays taxes


Like he's a billionaire.
 
2021-10-28 11:07:42 AM  
The Republican, estimated to be a billionaire himself

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2021-10-28 11:07:53 AM  
Well that settles it, that tax is DOA since there's no way that Manchin and Sinema will vote for it if it upsets Trump.
 
2021-10-28 11:07:56 AM  
Hope he picks a country without an extradition treaty, because having his ass dragged back here for testimony, indictment, and a trial never looks good.
 
2021-10-28 11:08:11 AM  
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2021-10-28 11:09:33 AM  

NateAsbestos: Like he pays taxes


He's just trying to convince people he's a billionaire because he's got a small penis, and isn't a billionaire.
 
2021-10-28 11:09:38 AM  
Moving to avoid prosecution
 
2021-10-28 11:09:48 AM  
How's he going to leave if he's under criminal investigation? 

Eh, not like the DoJ would stop him from leaving. It'll make it easier to sweep everything under the rug.
 
2021-10-28 11:10:04 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: Every now and then a truth slips out of Trump.


Just like a fart.
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2021-10-28 11:10:51 AM  
It's so quaint and amusing that he thinks he's one of the 700 people this would apply to.  Bless his heart.
 
2021-10-28 11:11:40 AM  
LOL even he knows the Democrats are never going to do it.
 
2021-10-28 11:11:41 AM  
No he wouldn't.
 
2021-10-28 11:12:22 AM  
Desire to tax billionaires intensifies

/spoiler: he won't
 
2021-10-28 11:12:30 AM  
Think of it this way: If this passes, every time he estimates his net worth higher because he feels his name has increased in value again, that increase will be taxable. So, the more he lies about the intangible value of his name or his assets, his lies are taxable.

I'm sold, let's do this!!!
 
2021-10-28 11:13:16 AM  
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2021-10-28 11:13:54 AM  
Another brat threatening to run away from home when he doesn't get his way.
 
2021-10-28 11:13:56 AM  
He's still here? I thought he swore to leave if he lost the election?
 
2021-10-28 11:14:24 AM  

Combustion: You know what? I don't care...just GTFO.


I don't want him out ..... I want him in...jail.
 
2021-10-28 11:15:00 AM  
He'll still pay taxes unless he renounces his citizenship. Which would make him ineligible for office.
 
2021-10-28 11:15:10 AM  
This is a really trivial reason to dislike Trump, but I hate the exclamation point.

It's the attention whore of punctuation marks.
 
2021-10-28 11:15:17 AM  
Love that rich dicks think we're so enamored with their success that we'll cry ourselves to sleep with bitter tears if they take their ball and go somewhere else. You're not especially unique, or clever, or innovative. You just had luck and, most importantly, access to money.

Show us that you have the courage of your convictions and leave. And don't let the door f&%k you in the ass on the way out.
 
2021-10-28 11:15:24 AM  
Bullshiat like this just proves that he doesn't give two squirts of Russian hooker piss about this country and never did.  He's a three year old.  me me me me me!
 
2021-10-28 11:15:39 AM  

wademh: He'll leave if we pass a billionaire tax?

Win Win


Or we could just sell Florida to Cuba and use that money to pay for the bill.  Win Win Win
 
2021-10-28 11:15:55 AM  
Doesn't realize he'd have to renounce his citizenship too
 
2021-10-28 11:16:34 AM  

Juc: I wonder what country would actually want him there.


People do say you should adopt pets rather than buy them. I assume that goes for lapdogs, too.

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2021-10-28 11:16:53 AM  
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2021-10-28 11:18:03 AM  
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2021-10-28 11:18:28 AM  

mrshowrules: What country wants him?  Russia, Brazil, Hungary?


Lots of countries, the list of countries he couldn't move to is probably quite short. Like the EU, Australia, New Zealand and similar.

You may be unaware, but most countries are awesome to live in if you have money.
 
2021-10-28 11:18:45 AM  
'I just wonder, will I be allowed to run for president again if I move to another country? No, I guess I'll just stick it out, but most others won't!'

So, nothing more than his usual rhetorical device:  Set up a hypothetical scenario/question that he'd never ever do or face and that absolutely no one anywhere was thinking about him, then immediately answer it in a way that suggests he's the hero (or victim) of the situation.  He might string sentences together like mush, but this sort of thing is why he's actually an effective speaker in terms of riling up his audience and keeping them engaged in his BS. Now the morons can spend some time talking about how Trump is sacrificing himself to fight the Biden tax hikes.
 
2021-10-28 11:19:43 AM  

NOLAhd: This is a really trivial reason to dislike Trump, but I hate the exclamation point.

It's the attention whore of punctuation marks.


Make the Interrobang Great Again
 
2021-10-28 11:20:03 AM  
Well? We're waiting!

/just stay away from africa. We have enough problems as it is.
 
2021-10-28 11:20:47 AM  

Juc: I wonder what country would actually want him there.


Saudi Arabia is where all dictators and authoritarians go to die
 
2021-10-28 11:20:57 AM  
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