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(Some Guy)   Alt headlines: "When you gotta go, you gotta go", A real crappy way to die", "His whole life now in the sh*tter", "Port-a-Body"   (audacy.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Chicago, Chicago Sun-Times, Chicago Tribune, Sun-Times Media Wire, Chicago police, WBBM NEWSRADIO, Portable toilet, All rights reserved  
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2021-10-28 10:39:05 AM  
He died doing what he loved best.
 
2021-10-28 10:50:22 AM  
He loved his little Honeybucket.
 
2021-10-28 10:51:13 AM  
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2021-10-28 11:08:33 AM  
No one was in custody.

Well, except for the dead guy with the bullet hole in his chest.
 
2021-10-28 11:09:19 AM  
He got the shiat can.
 
2021-10-28 11:09:53 AM  
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2021-10-28 11:10:24 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: No one was in custody.

Well, except for the dead guy with the bullet hole in his chest.


No, he is not in custody. But he might start to get all custardy in a few weeks unless they bury his ass...and the rest of them too.
 
2021-10-28 11:10:32 AM  
Kind of a genius way to dispose of a body. It locks and already smells.
 
2021-10-28 11:12:02 AM  
Poop dead thread!
 
2021-10-28 11:13:13 AM  
The Unforgiven - Clint Eastwood - We all have it coming Kid
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2021-10-28 11:14:42 AM  
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Person of interest.
 
2021-10-28 11:16:06 AM  
What a crappy way to die!
 
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2021-10-28 11:16:28 AM  
Not too sure about this low budget fan film remake of Pulp Fiction
 
2021-10-28 11:22:08 AM  
I don't recommend that Port-o-potty option. Instead, I prefer...

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2021-10-28 11:23:50 AM  
Johnny-On-the-Shot?  Porta-John-Doe?
 
2021-10-28 11:26:05 AM  
My mama told me
Always be a good boy
Don't ever play with guns
But I shot a man inside a portable toilet in Austin
Just to see him die
When I hear that whistle blowin'
I hang my head and cry


Doesn't have the same ring to it
 
2021-10-28 11:38:23 AM  
His name has not been released.

So he's a John...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...Doe?
 
2021-10-28 11:40:27 AM  
I've often wondered if Elvis pinched off a mortal coil before leaving this world
- or whether he left "unfulfilled" as it were.
 
2021-10-28 11:41:13 AM  
Do it for Houston
Do it for Austin
Do it for the shi**er
My life got lost in
 
2021-10-28 11:56:36 AM  
All you had to say was, Texas.
 
2021-10-28 12:00:10 PM  
CHICAGO (WBBM NEWSRADIO) -- A man was found shot to death inside a portable toilet in Austin early Thursday.
The man, 39, was discovered about 2 a.m. in the 5000 block of West Quincy Street, Chicago police said.
He had suffered a gunshot wound to the chest and was pronounced dead at the scene, police said. His name has not been released.
No one was in custody.


Well! I now know almost less than if they'd told me nothing at all, but thanks for the update, WBBM Newsradio.

Also, I have to assume that's Austin, a suburb of Chicago, otherwise this report makes even less sense than that.
 
2021-10-28 12:25:14 PM  
I guess Joe Riggle will abuse him for not getting through Hole #2.
 
2021-10-28 12:46:38 PM  
What does the "WB" in "WBBM" stand for?
 
2021-10-28 12:50:04 PM  

Choadsmacker: WBBM


Just a call sign. It means nothing
 
2021-10-28 1:05:41 PM  
"Filthy business, Forty Seven, but well done anyway. Now make your way to the drop-off... the exit, sorry."
 
2021-10-28 1:09:57 PM  
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2021-10-28 1:11:24 PM  

Choadsmacker: What does the "WB" in "WBBM" stand for?


"Wanted: Big Beefy Man"
 
2021-10-28 1:21:46 PM  
Too easy. Like shooting fish in a ...
 
2021-10-28 1:26:23 PM  
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2021-10-28 1:36:56 PM  
That's not what interred means
 
2021-10-28 1:52:54 PM  
Already brainstorming titles for the next Bond film.
 
2021-10-28 2:46:17 PM  

Gyrfalcon: CHICAGO (WBBM NEWSRADIO) -- A man was found shot to death inside a portable toilet in Austin early Thursday.
The man, 39, was discovered about 2 a.m. in the 5000 block of West Quincy Street, Chicago police said.
He had suffered a gunshot wound to the chest and was pronounced dead at the scene, police said. His name has not been released.
No one was in custody.

Well! I now know almost less than if they'd told me nothing at all, but thanks for the update, WBBM Newsradio.

Also, I have to assume that's Austin, a suburb of Chicago, otherwise this report makes even less sense than that.


Just imagine it if you got the weekly news tip on wbbm. How did you find out about it?   Well I wanted to use the porta-john and opened the door.  Said"crap" and then called WBBM news tip hotline
 
2021-10-29 3:17:47 PM  
Urine Trouble: The Tale of Austin Chicago
 
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