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(AP News)   Australia won't stop farting   (apnews.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Methane, Natural gas, Greenhouse gas, Carbon dioxide, Meat, Prime Minister Scott Morrison, Livestock, Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce  
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2021-10-28 11:14:49 AM  
Polite company refers to them as 'air poops'
 
2021-10-28 4:51:45 PM  
Bruce boofs and Sheila sharfs
 
2021-10-28 4:55:21 PM  
Smells like a problem to me.
 
2021-10-28 4:58:00 PM  
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2021-10-28 4:59:08 PM  
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A sequel?
 
2021-10-28 5:00:30 PM  
Is that why we cut off mail service to them?
 
2021-10-28 5:02:40 PM  
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2021-10-28 5:02:52 PM  
I'm worried about Australia. Now they have a methane to their there madness.
 
2021-10-28 5:08:19 PM  
May be why so many love that walk about in the old outback.
 
2021-10-28 5:12:07 PM  
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2021-10-28 5:15:09 PM  
Wait, stopping is an option?
 
2021-10-28 5:18:14 PM  
"At present, almost half of Australia's annual methane emissions come from the agriculture sector, where no affordable, practical and large-scale way exists to reduce it other than by culling herd sizes,"


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2021-10-28 5:18:58 PM  
"At present, almost half of Australia's annual methane emissions come from the agriculture sector, where no affordable, practical and large-scale way exists to reduce it other than by culling herd sizes"

You might want to check with Scotland on that.
 
2021-10-28 5:20:07 PM  

foo monkey: Wait, stopping is an option?


If you take anti-gas pills, yes.

Myself, I enjoy farting. Particularly in elevators right before I exit. All the better of people get on after, and I can hear their screams of disgust.
 
2021-10-28 6:28:53 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: "At present, almost half of Australia's annual methane emissions come from the agriculture sector, where no affordable, practical and large-scale way exists to reduce it other than by culling herd sizes,"


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There is what they think is damning in that statement - "you're gonna make us stop eating steak, you monsters!" - and there is the actually damning part of that statement. More than half of their methane problem is fossil gas, which they refuse to cut down on or keep from leaking.

The more this all goes on, the more I realize the rich, industrialized countries are both stupid enough to think this isn't their problem and they can money their way out of global warming, and stubborn and callous enough to think they shouldn't have to change their ways.

Every one of them grew powerful with fossil fuels, is still deeply, utterly dependent on fossil fuels, and refuses to recognize the need to use renewable energy. Even Japan, which has deep energy security issues, can't seem to figure out that wind, solar, and geothermal would give them a national security advantage.
 
2021-10-28 7:00:25 PM  

Claude Ballse: foo monkey: Wait, stopping is an option?

If you take anti-gas pills, yes.

Myself, I enjoy farting. Particularly in elevators right before I exit. All the better of people get on after, and I can hear their screams of disgust.


I like to ride elevators with my back do the door, looking everyone in the face.  Then I fart.
 
2021-10-28 7:09:22 PM  
so, cows fart and you want to get rid of them...
and then you will figure out that people fart...so how do we get ummm..ahhh....nevermind.
 
2021-10-28 7:46:53 PM  

Claude Ballse: foo monkey: Wait, stopping is an option?

If you take anti-gas pills, yes.

Myself, I enjoy farting. Particularly in elevators right before I exit. All the better of people get on after, and I can hear their screams of disgust.


I used to enjoy letting a good fart out in church, right after communion when everyone was still doing the whole silent prayer thing.  It went over like...  Well, there's a reason that became an expression.
 
2021-10-28 8:32:29 PM  
It's a country of anti social political prisoners. Who cares. Make them suffer.
 
2021-10-28 8:34:49 PM  

LordOfThePings: "At present, almost half of Australia's annual methane emissions come from the agriculture sector, where no affordable, practical and large-scale way exists to reduce it other than by culling herd sizes"

You might want to check with Scotland on that.


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2021-10-28 8:36:23 PM  

Claude Ballse: foo monkey: Wait, stopping is an option?

If you take anti-gas pills, yes.

Myself, I enjoy farting. Particularly in elevators right before I exit. All the better of people get on after, and I can hear their screams of disgust.


So your saying that anti gas pills are the problem?
 
2021-10-28 8:42:47 PM  

WTP 2: so, cows fart and you want to get rid of them...
and then you will figure out that people fart...so how do we get ummm..ahhh....nevermind.


We call that rowing and wading in the waters of life.

How many carbon credits does one gain with one row and wade? Do I get a pass on a Hemi powered vehicle? What if I choose to row and wade dozens of times? I feel my social responsibility to saving the Earth should be rewarded with even more, the more I make a choice.

Wait a sec...
 
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2021-10-28 10:41:41 PM  
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I must call my brothers. They will want to move to Australia immediately.
 
2021-10-29 12:13:20 AM  
Unsurprising. The Aussie govt. is deeply owned by fossil fuel corporations. I'd make a scatological joke about ScoMo, but it'd be doubly redundant.
 
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