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(MSN)   Indian police arrest men for illegal possession and sale of ambergris. Sting operation began when police realized the two smelled like freaking porpoise hork   (msn.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Sperm whale, Ambergris, pounds of illegal sperm whale vomit, Indian officials, pounds of sperm whale vomit, Whale, sting operation, sperm whales  
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2021-10-28 8:57:45 AM  
Freaking Porpoise Hork is now the official name of my S&M based Sound of Music Tribute Band!
 
2021-10-28 9:57:57 AM  
They smuggled it away in the usual place
 
2021-10-28 10:07:10 AM  
The drug is also illegal?
 
2021-10-28 10:10:34 AM  
In a sting operation, police seized 17 pounds of illegal sperm whale vomit.

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2021-10-28 10:10:46 AM  
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2021-10-28 10:11:27 AM  
[cetacean needed]
 
2021-10-28 10:11:47 AM  
Roseanne Barr Explains Ambergris
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2021-10-28 10:12:38 AM  

Hooferatheart: The drug is also illegal?


That was definitely a weird thing in the article.  I didn't know it was also used as a drug.
 
2021-10-28 10:13:21 AM  
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2021-10-28 10:14:16 AM  
It's a meme from a simpler time. When men were men. And they were terrified of white powder.
 
2021-10-28 10:20:12 AM  
The Simpsons - Get em back to Seaworld
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2021-10-28 10:22:20 AM  

Hooferatheart: The drug is also illegal?


I suspect that for the writer of TFA if it's a strange, illegal substance then it must be a "drug".

Looks like India banned trade in ambergris to protect the sperm whales. Kind of like banning ivory trade to protect the elephants.
 
2021-10-28 10:24:22 AM  

bucket_pup: Freaking Porpoise Hork is now the official name of my S&M based Sound of Music Tribute Band!


I came in here to say something like this, but you did it faster and much better than I ever could have.  Bravo, bucket_pup.  A masterstroke.
 
2021-10-28 10:28:45 AM  
Precious hamburgers?
 
2021-10-28 10:31:36 AM  
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Precious hamburgers?
 
2021-10-28 10:35:46 AM  
Holk is human phlegmy spit. Ambergris i more like barf.
 
2021-10-28 10:43:00 AM  
WHAT SMELLS LIKE FREAKING PORPOISE HORK?!

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2021-10-28 10:44:29 AM  
They probably made it illegal so people couldn't start living underwater.
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2021-10-28 11:31:13 AM  
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2021-10-28 11:35:36 AM  
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2021-10-28 11:54:03 AM  

Promo Sapien: bucket_pup: Freaking Porpoise Hork is now the official name of my S&M based Sound of Music Tribute Band!

I came in here to say something like this, but you did it faster and much better than I ever could have.  Bravo, bucket_pup.  A masterstroke.


Thanks. What scares me is that something like this may actually exist but I am too timid to do a GIS through my work computer........
 
2021-10-28 11:54:04 AM  

awruk!: Hooferatheart: The drug is also illegal?

I suspect that for the writer of TFA if it's a strange, illegal substance then it must be a "drug".

Looks like India banned trade in ambergris to protect the sperm whales. Kind of like banning ivory trade to protect the elephants.


It's super rare and comes from an endangered species? It's GOTTA make your dick bigger. That's just science
 
2021-10-28 11:57:01 AM  

Mega Steve: awruk!: Hooferatheart: The drug is also illegal?

I suspect that for the writer of TFA if it's a strange, illegal substance then it must be a "drug".

Looks like India banned trade in ambergris to protect the sperm whales. Kind of like banning ivory trade to protect the elephants.

It's super rare and comes from an endangered species? It's GOTTA make your dick bigger. That's just science


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2021-10-28 12:16:57 PM  
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2021-10-28 2:13:24 PM  
My antique treadle sewing machine's owner manual suggests that only top grade sperm oil be used as lubricant. When we strip down and soak newly acquired machines we will often have residual sperm oil wax collect in the solvent part washer.
 
2021-10-28 2:28:43 PM  
Calls 'em likes I sees 'em.
 
2021-10-28 2:39:45 PM  
Ambergris usually comes out of the other end of the whale. It is neither vomit nor hork.
 
2021-10-28 3:10:26 PM  
Uh... subby, you spelled it wrong.

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2021-10-28 3:20:08 PM  

bucket_pup: Freaking Porpoise Hork is now the official name of my S&M based Sound of Music Tribute Band!


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Here's your Album Cover.
Songs include:

1. Blow my Hole
2. See you on the Flipper side
3. See the world, Sea world
4. Your'e my doll, Finn
5. Krill me softly
6. I did it on porpoise
7. Somefins Up
8. Flipper over for a piece of tail
 
2021-10-28 3:22:20 PM  

bababa: Ambergris usually comes out of the other end of the whale. It is neither vomit nor hork.


I was going to say that subby made a... whale of an error.
 
2021-10-28 3:30:09 PM  

amigafin: bucket_pup: Freaking Porpoise Hork is now the official name of my S&M based Sound of Music Tribute Band!

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Here's your Album Cover.
Songs include:

1. Blow my Hole
2. See you on the Flipper side
3. See the world, Sea world
4. Your'e my doll, Finn
5. Krill me softly
6. I did it on porpoise
7. Somefins Up
8. Flipper over for a piece of tail


LOTZ......
 
2021-10-28 3:41:32 PM  

amigafin: bucket_pup: Freaking Porpoise Hork is now the official name of my S&M based Sound of Music Tribute Band!

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Here's your Album Cover.
Songs include:

1. Blow my Hole
2. See you on the Flipper side
3. See the world, Sea world
4. Your'e my doll, Finn
5. Krill me softly
6. I did it on porpoise
7. Somefins Up
8. Flipper over for a piece of tail


Fark needs a "LOVE" button.
 
2021-10-28 4:25:23 PM  

Promo Sapien: amigafin: bucket_pup: Freaking Porpoise Hork is now the official name of my S&M based Sound of Music Tribute Band!

[Fark user image 328x325]

Here's your Album Cover.
Songs include:

1. Blow my Hole
2. See you on the Flipper side
3. See the world, Sea world
4. Your'e my doll, Finn
5. Krill me softly
6. I did it on porpoise
7. Somefins Up
8. Flipper over for a piece of tail

Fark needs a "LOVE" button.


What use does a website have for a clitoris?
 
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