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(Kansas City)   Patrick Mahomes takes time away from football to go on the radio to say his focus isn't being pulled away from football   (kansascity.com) divider line
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317 clicks; posted to Sports » on 28 Oct 2021 at 9:57 AM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-28 2:52:41 PM  
6 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Di Atribe: Football players can only football. There will be no talking or eating or sleeping or joy and for sure, no f*cking. Football only. Taking time away from footballing, even to talk about football, is a clear dereliction of duty. He should be focused on winning the game & literally never ever anything else. Not even to drive. He should have a driver do that for him while he focuses on football. But honestly, why is he leaving the practice facility at all?

One time.* Tony Romo had the absolute audacity to impregnate his wife. That woman had the nerve to be big pregnant DURING THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL SEASON! And he just.... let her! It was such a distraction! He should've been focused on footballball and ONLY footballball.

*This is a true story. People criticized him for being "distracted" by his pregnant wife.

When Adam Gase's wife had a baby, Adam spent 5 minutes with the baby in the hospital and then was right back in the film room because he's a Real Football Guy!

/i entirely suspect the jets hired him over this dumb, yet supposedly true anecdote


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I had a kid!?  Holy farking shiat!
 
2021-10-28 3:24:49 PM  
3 votes:

Di Atribe: Football players can only football. There will be no talking or eating or sleeping or joy and for sure, no f*cking. Football only. Taking time away from footballing, even to talk about football, is a clear dereliction of duty. He should be focused on winning the game & literally never ever anything else. Not even to drive. He should have a driver do that for him while he focuses on football. But honestly, why is he leaving the practice facility at all?


Di, what have we told you about letting JJ Watt steal your login?
 
2021-10-28 3:36:32 PM  
3 votes:

UNC_Samurai: Di Atribe: Football players can only football. There will be no talking or eating or sleeping or joy and for sure, no f*cking. Football only. Taking time away from footballing, even to talk about football, is a clear dereliction of duty. He should be focused on winning the game & literally never ever anything else. Not even to drive. He should have a driver do that for him while he focuses on football. But honestly, why is he leaving the practice facility at all?

Di, what have we told you about letting JJ Watt steal your login?


It's not stealing if I trade it for sexual favors
 
2021-10-28 2:42:15 PM  
2 votes:

Di Atribe: Football players can only football. There will be no talking or eating or sleeping or joy and for sure, no f*cking. Football only. Taking time away from footballing, even to talk about football, is a clear dereliction of duty. He should be focused on winning the game & literally never ever anything else. Not even to drive. He should have a driver do that for him while he focuses on football. But honestly, why is he leaving the practice facility at all?

One time.* Tony Romo had the absolute audacity to impregnate his wife. That woman had the nerve to be big pregnant DURING THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL SEASON! And he just.... let her! It was such a distraction! He should've been focused on footballball and ONLY footballball.

*This is a true story. People criticized him for being "distracted" by his pregnant wife.


When Adam Gase's wife had a baby, Adam spent 5 minutes with the baby in the hospital and then was right back in the film room because he's a Real Football Guy!

/i entirely suspect the jets hired him over this dumb, yet supposedly true anecdote
 
2021-10-28 9:03:50 AM  
1 vote:
"Family, faith and football" are his three F's?

Dude, replace the middle one with f*cking, you'll live a MUCH happier life.
 
2021-10-28 11:51:38 AM  
1 vote:
Well he needs to put a muzzle on that family of his and stop his brother from his dances, his mom from talking about rule changes, and that wife of his flipping out. They are probably a huge distraction to him.
 
2021-10-28 4:52:01 PM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: Football players can only football. There will be no talking or eating or sleeping or joy and for sure, no f*cking. Football only. Taking time away from footballing, even to talk about football, is a clear dereliction of duty. He should be focused on winning the game & literally never ever anything else. Not even to drive. He should have a driver do that for him while he focuses on football. But honestly, why is he leaving the practice facility at all?

One time.* Tony Romo had the absolute audacity to impregnate his wife. That woman had the nerve to be big pregnant DURING THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL SEASON! And he just.... let her! It was such a distraction! He should've been focused on footballball and ONLY footballball.

*This is a true story. People criticized him for being "distracted" by his pregnant wife.


And how many Superbowls did Tony Romo win?

Checkmate
 
2021-10-28 6:13:56 PM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: Representative of the unwashed masses: And how many Superbowls did Tony Romo win?

Checkmate

WEEEEEELLLLL ACTUALLLLYYYYYY his son Rivers was born in 2014, which turned out to be Romo's best year and was only thwarted by the refs saying Dez didn't catch it when he clearly did, so really..... I think it's obvious..... this is Omar's fault.


Omar plays the long game.
 
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