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(Kansas City)   Patrick Mahomes takes time away from football to go on the radio to say his focus isn't being pulled away from football   (kansascity.com) divider line
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2021-10-28 9:03:50 AM  
"Family, faith and football" are his three F's?

Dude, replace the middle one with f*cking, you'll live a MUCH happier life.
 
2021-10-28 9:59:39 AM  

Cafe Threads: "Family, faith and football" are his three F's?

Dude, replace the middle one with f*cking, you'll live a MUCH happier life.


Trying to appeal to middle America and his rich Texas upbringing.

He looks like a guy with a newborn, pains in the ass of a brother and fiancé, and a defense that can't stop a cold.
 
2021-10-28 10:24:40 AM  
The Kansas City Chiefs bought themselves some time to work out a long-term contract extension with Patrick Mahomes earlier this week.

Didn't he just sign a 10-year, $500M contract extension? Is this an old article or am I missing something here?
 
2021-10-28 10:26:06 AM  
Mahomes was asked if he thinks the Chiefs are still Super Bowl contenders. "Yeah, I mean we got the players, it's about executing," Mahomes said.

The problem is that you need to execute a lot to overcome a defense that is giving up 29 points a game.  The only teams giving up more points are Jets, Falcons, Dolphins, and WFT.  Your defense is worse than the Jags and Lions.

Last year it was 22.3 PPG.  In 2019 it was 18.5.

With Mahomes, the Chiefs offense has always overcome the Chiefs defense, but needing more than 4 TDs to win is asking a lot of any QB.  The offense can do a lot to keep an opposing offense off the field, but I think it's safe to say that the defense does NOT "got the players" to win an SB.
 
2021-10-28 10:42:54 AM  

abhorrent1: The Kansas City Chiefs bought themselves some time to work out a long-term contract extension with Patrick Mahomes earlier this week.

Didn't he just sign a 10-year, $500M contract extension? Is this an old article or am I missing something here?


I think that's an old caption to a photo they reused
 
2021-10-28 10:49:19 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: abhorrent1: The Kansas City Chiefs bought themselves some time to work out a long-term contract extension with Patrick Mahomes earlier this week.

Didn't he just sign a 10-year, $500M contract extension? Is this an old article or am I missing something here?

I think that's an old caption to a photo they reused


Oh okay. I had to use reader view because of the paywall and it strips the pics and screws up the formatting.
 
2021-10-28 10:59:44 AM  

Cafe Threads: "Family, faith and football" are his three F's?

Dude, replace the middle one with f*cking, you'll live a MUCH happier life.


off topic: I like when politicians say their issues are God, guns, and gays. talk about not thinking your cunning plan slogan all the way through.
 
2021-10-28 11:00:56 AM  
During his weekly chat Monday with Carrington Harrison on KCSP (610 AM), Mahomes was...

Appearing on a segment he's done for a while on a day when they're not normally hip-deep in film or practice?  Did Florio submit this clickbait headline?
 
2021-10-28 11:16:07 AM  
Dumbass? Really?
 
2021-10-28 11:51:38 AM  
Well he needs to put a muzzle on that family of his and stop his brother from his dances, his mom from talking about rule changes, and that wife of his flipping out. They are probably a huge distraction to him.
 
2021-10-28 12:13:05 PM  
Dumbass tag is for Subby and anybody else who thinks that a few minutes for a radio hit is a legitimate problem. I hesitate to think that people truly believe that, it seems more like a reflex.
 
2021-10-28 12:25:48 PM  

WoodyHayes: Dumbass tag is for Subby and anybody else who thinks that a few minutes for a radio hit is a legitimate problem. I hesitate to think that people truly believe that, it seems more like a reflex.


I believe pretty much every starting QB in the league has a weekly spot on their local sports radio station. If not them, it's usually some other high profile player on the team. They also get paid to do them, BTW. I'm sure they're getting a good buck for a 15-20 minute phone call once a week.
 
2021-10-28 2:00:22 PM  
Football players can only football. There will be no talking or eating or sleeping or joy and for sure, no f*cking. Football only. Taking time away from footballing, even to talk about football, is a clear dereliction of duty. He should be focused on winning the game & literally never ever anything else. Not even to drive. He should have a driver do that for him while he focuses on football. But honestly, why is he leaving the practice facility at all?

One time.* Tony Romo had the absolute audacity to impregnate his wife. That woman had the nerve to be big pregnant DURING THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL SEASON! And he just.... let her! It was such a distraction! He should've been focused on footballball and ONLY footballball.

*This is a true story. People criticized him for being "distracted" by his pregnant wife.
 
2021-10-28 2:42:15 PM  

Di Atribe: Football players can only football. There will be no talking or eating or sleeping or joy and for sure, no f*cking. Football only. Taking time away from footballing, even to talk about football, is a clear dereliction of duty. He should be focused on winning the game & literally never ever anything else. Not even to drive. He should have a driver do that for him while he focuses on football. But honestly, why is he leaving the practice facility at all?

One time.* Tony Romo had the absolute audacity to impregnate his wife. That woman had the nerve to be big pregnant DURING THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL SEASON! And he just.... let her! It was such a distraction! He should've been focused on footballball and ONLY footballball.

*This is a true story. People criticized him for being "distracted" by his pregnant wife.


When Adam Gase's wife had a baby, Adam spent 5 minutes with the baby in the hospital and then was right back in the film room because he's a Real Football Guy!

/i entirely suspect the jets hired him over this dumb, yet supposedly true anecdote
 
2021-10-28 2:52:41 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Di Atribe: Football players can only football. There will be no talking or eating or sleeping or joy and for sure, no f*cking. Football only. Taking time away from footballing, even to talk about football, is a clear dereliction of duty. He should be focused on winning the game & literally never ever anything else. Not even to drive. He should have a driver do that for him while he focuses on football. But honestly, why is he leaving the practice facility at all?

One time.* Tony Romo had the absolute audacity to impregnate his wife. That woman had the nerve to be big pregnant DURING THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL SEASON! And he just.... let her! It was such a distraction! He should've been focused on footballball and ONLY footballball.

*This is a true story. People criticized him for being "distracted" by his pregnant wife.

When Adam Gase's wife had a baby, Adam spent 5 minutes with the baby in the hospital and then was right back in the film room because he's a Real Football Guy!

/i entirely suspect the jets hired him over this dumb, yet supposedly true anecdote


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I had a kid!?  Holy farking shiat!
 
2021-10-28 3:09:28 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Mahomes was asked if he thinks the Chiefs are still Super Bowl contenders. "Yeah, I mean we got the players, it's about executing," Mahomes said.

The problem is that you need to execute a lot to overcome a defense that is giving up 29 points a game.  The only teams giving up more points are Jets, Falcons, Dolphins, and WFT.  Your defense is worse than the Jags and Lions.

Last year it was 22.3 PPG.  In 2019 it was 18.5.

With Mahomes, the Chiefs offense has always overcome the Chiefs defense, but needing more than 4 TDs to win is asking a lot of any QB.  The offense can do a lot to keep an opposing offense off the field, but I think it's safe to say that the defense does NOT "got the players" to win an SB.


I feel like Mahomes is rushing into bad decisions because the defense is a dumpster fire. Since they're allowing the other team to score at will, even ones with less than stellar offenses, he's constantly under pressure to score a TD to catch up to the other team. Sooner or later, Mahomes ends up throwing an INT because he's rushing and forcing things.
 
2021-10-28 3:24:49 PM  

Di Atribe: Football players can only football. There will be no talking or eating or sleeping or joy and for sure, no f*cking. Football only. Taking time away from footballing, even to talk about football, is a clear dereliction of duty. He should be focused on winning the game & literally never ever anything else. Not even to drive. He should have a driver do that for him while he focuses on football. But honestly, why is he leaving the practice facility at all?


Di, what have we told you about letting JJ Watt steal your login?
 
2021-10-28 3:36:32 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Di Atribe: Football players can only football. There will be no talking or eating or sleeping or joy and for sure, no f*cking. Football only. Taking time away from footballing, even to talk about football, is a clear dereliction of duty. He should be focused on winning the game & literally never ever anything else. Not even to drive. He should have a driver do that for him while he focuses on football. But honestly, why is he leaving the practice facility at all?

Di, what have we told you about letting JJ Watt steal your login?


It's not stealing if I trade it for sexual favors
 
2021-10-28 4:01:24 PM  
Patrick Mahomes goes to watch a movie, claims he isn't distracted from football.
Patrick Mahomes does his laundry, claims he isn't distracted from football.
Patrick Mahomes poops, claims he isn't distracted from football.

I'm by no means a C(redacted) fan, but people are being ridiculous. He is having a bad year. It happens to everyone not named Tom Brady. Get over it.
 
2021-10-28 4:39:05 PM  

iron_city_ap: He is having a bad year. It happens to everyone not named Tom Brady.


Oh, I think he once had a bad year, too.  Though maybe that's not what you meant.

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2021-10-28 4:52:01 PM  

Di Atribe: Football players can only football. There will be no talking or eating or sleeping or joy and for sure, no f*cking. Football only. Taking time away from footballing, even to talk about football, is a clear dereliction of duty. He should be focused on winning the game & literally never ever anything else. Not even to drive. He should have a driver do that for him while he focuses on football. But honestly, why is he leaving the practice facility at all?

One time.* Tony Romo had the absolute audacity to impregnate his wife. That woman had the nerve to be big pregnant DURING THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL SEASON! And he just.... let her! It was such a distraction! He should've been focused on footballball and ONLY footballball.

*This is a true story. People criticized him for being "distracted" by his pregnant wife.


And how many Superbowls did Tony Romo win?

Checkmate
 
2021-10-28 4:56:40 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: And how many Superbowls did Tony Romo win?

Checkmate


WEEEEEELLLLL ACTUALLLLYYYYYY his son Rivers was born in 2014, which turned out to be Romo's best year and was only thwarted by the refs saying Dez didn't catch it when he clearly did, so really..... I think it's obvious..... this is Omar's fault.
 
2021-10-28 5:18:39 PM  
Their problems began with their Super Bowl loss last year. They had it in their head they were going to be back to back champions, and then Tom Brady showed up and reminded them who Tom Brady is. They have not recovered since. Their offense isn't playing up to their potential. Their defense just flat sucks. If they don't snap out of it soon the postseason is nothing but a dream.
 
2021-10-28 5:43:58 PM  

Hey Nurse!: Their problems began with their Super Bowl loss last year. They had it in their head they were going to be back to back champions, and then Tom Brady showed up and reminded them who Tom Brady is. They have not recovered since. Their offense isn't playing up to their potential. Their defense just flat sucks. If they don't snap out of it soon the postseason is nothing but a dream.


I think Britt Reid almost killing a kid three days before and losing their stud LT in the closing moments of the AFCCG probably had a bit to do with it too.
 
2021-10-28 5:45:30 PM  
11 turnovers in 7 games.

There are problems in KC.
 
2021-10-28 6:13:56 PM  

Di Atribe: Representative of the unwashed masses: And how many Superbowls did Tony Romo win?

Checkmate

WEEEEEELLLLL ACTUALLLLYYYYYY his son Rivers was born in 2014, which turned out to be Romo's best year and was only thwarted by the refs saying Dez didn't catch it when he clearly did, so really..... I think it's obvious..... this is Omar's fault.


Omar plays the long game.
 
2021-10-28 6:37:05 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Hey Nurse!: Their problems began with their Super Bowl loss last year. They had it in their head they were going to be back to back champions, and then Tom Brady showed up and reminded them who Tom Brady is. They have not recovered since. Their offense isn't playing up to their potential. Their defense just flat sucks. If they don't snap out of it soon the postseason is nothing but a dream.

I think Britt Reid almost killing a kid three days before and losing their stud LT in the closing moments of the AFCCG probably had a bit to do with it too.


KC's offensive line was missing their best linemen as well. Given how many times the team had to replace injured starters with backups and backups with backups, there was no real cohesion.
 
2021-10-28 7:09:39 PM  
Jackson mahomes is fade on sight btw.
 
2021-10-28 7:13:49 PM  

eyeq360: Incorrigible Astronaut: Hey Nurse!: Their problems began with their Super Bowl loss last year. They had it in their head they were going to be back to back champions, and then Tom Brady showed up and reminded them who Tom Brady is. They have not recovered since. Their offense isn't playing up to their potential. Their defense just flat sucks. If they don't snap out of it soon the postseason is nothing but a dream.

I think Britt Reid almost killing a kid three days before and losing their stud LT in the closing moments of the AFCCG probably had a bit to do with it too.

KC's offensive line was missing their best linemen as well. Given how many times the team had to replace injured starters with backups and backups with backups, there was no real cohesion.


Definitely. We're starting to see just how much the team has been held together by duct tape. Complacency, off the field issues, bad signings, trading up in the draft and losing draft picks, distractions... we should have seen this coming.
 
2021-10-28 8:30:14 PM  

Hey Nurse!: They had it in their head they were going to be back to back champions, and then Tom Brady showed up and reminded them who Tom Brady is.


Tom Brady is not the reason they failed to score a single touchdown.  Even in garbage time.
 
2021-10-28 8:45:19 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Definitely. We're starting to see just how much the team has been held together by duct tape. Complacency, off the field issues, bad signings, trading up in the draft and losing draft picks, distractions... we should have seen this coming.


It's no secret that KC's defense has been it's biggest issue yet all the fixes seem like duct tape and prayers instead of actual repairs. They've gotten way past "a few minor tweaks" into "major restoration" territory.
 
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